OT - Sloan vs. Isiah

Rive · Post #1 » by **Rive** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:04 am

I just watched a very funny clip of Zach Randolph...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lvYf08X6tc

... and could not figure out what goes through his mind on the basketball court. Then I got to thinking what must be going through Isiah's head while this is going on. His expression in the video is priceless.

So... my question to you, Jazz fans... what would Sloan have done if he were Isiah in the video? Be creative, I am bored.

gonnadunkonU · Post #2 » by **gonnadunkonU** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:06 am

I guarantee Sloan would have yanked his a** out of the game.

Pai Gow · Post #3 » by **Pai Gow** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:08 am

Sloan would have broken a chair over his head and then yell at him to go into the locker ie. The Gordan incident.

Denizfeital · Post #4 » by **Denizfeital** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:10 am

Oh boy.

The funniest part was when the broadcaster said "I dont even know what he's doing".

:rofl:

I am scared to think what Sloan would have done to him, I am afraid to say anything.

Man, that was too funny if it wasnt so tragic for The Knicks.

kerplunk · Post #5 » by **kerplunk** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:17 am

Sloan mutates and gone ballistic.

DiscoLives4ever · Post #6 » by **DiscoLives4ever** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:21 am

Sloan would give him the Bob Barker Treatment, then bench him in favor of Jason Hart....the only time Hart would ever IMPROVE the line-up on the court

Neon Black · Post #7 » by **Neon Black** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 2:11 am

He would pick up chainsmoking again, and gouge out Randoph's eyes with the hot cigarette butts.

OC Jazzfan · Post #8 » by **OC Jazzfan** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:42 pm

I'm pretty sure Sloan wouldn't have done anything because his head would've exploded when he saw that play.

aznkillabeezZz · Post #9 » by **aznkillabeezZz** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:01 am

he'll do what he did today. Yell "mo f ***** to the refs for a bad call for him

erudite23 · Post #10 » by **erudite23** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:05 am

If this doesn't make you thank the good Lord for having Jerry as our coach, then nothing will. This would never happen in a Jazz game, because a player wouldn't get that opportunity to do that. There are behavioral indicators that would tip off a player with the inclination to act this way long before he got in the game, and that would lead Jerry to keep his ass on the bench until he changed his attitude or ship him out of town on the first opportunity.

However, for argument's sake, if Jerry was body-switched with Isaiah right in the moment of time, my guess is that he would have a freeze-framed stroke, and while he woudl remain standing there, he would actually die on the court with his mouth hanging open and that blank looking stare of his locked on his face for all time.

Mr. Savage · Post #11 » by **Mr. Savage** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:09 pm

That is what is wrong with a lot of NBA teams. Players, because of their star power, are allowed to do anything they want.

Do you think that any decent Euro coach would ever let that happen ?

Rive · Post #12 » by **Rive** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:22 pm

"HORSE'S **** *** *** **** MOTHER!"

gojazzmjsucks · Post #13 » by **gojazzmjsucks** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:53 pm

that pic about sums it up! Sloan would blow his top!