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If the magic draft Hands.... 

Post#1 » by oakfanintheeast » Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:46 pm

Who i do not think will come out, or will be a 2nd round pick, probably in two years. Orlando would have two overmatched ACC stars, potentially 3 NPY who have flopped/will flop in the league. A Tv station would be wise to start a sit com about Redick and Hands being benchwarmers, sprinkle in Nelson, and you would have the greatest sports Tv sitcom since Coach.


The question is, what would be the title of the Sitcom? Feedback is encouraged.
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Post#2 » by Cigamodnalro » Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:48 pm

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Post#3 » by Cammo101 » Sat Mar 1, 2008 2:14 am

"White To The Bench"
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Post#4 » by mhectorgato » Sat Mar 1, 2008 3:18 am

"oakfanintheeast is happy the Magic made a mistake"
NEM wrote: However, I'm a fan of my team winning so, keep the winning coming. All the "tank" fans can take their crap to another board. We are here to win.
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Post#5 » by oakfanintheeast » Sat Mar 1, 2008 3:24 am

Cammo101 wrote:"White To The Bench"


Classic, could be a great possibility.
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Post#6 » by FFBlitzace » Sat Mar 1, 2008 3:26 am

*To Gilligan's Island music*



Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of 3 point guards
One of them on a bad contract
But not as bad as Shard's

Carlos is not the passing type
Jameer is not so tall
Keyon brings decent energy
But can't run point at all, can't run point at all

Carlos decides he's gonna shoot
Keyon's handle makes you cringe
Jameer thinks he's a starting point
But he's really on the fringe

The lights go on giving light to this outdated arena
With Superman
And Auggie too
The Billionaire, and his son (in law)
The Porno Star
Pat Garrity and Brian Cook
Here on Orlando Tragic
11/18/2017 - I have officially disowned Nikola Vucevic and branded him a loser.

- Skal Labissiere was my guy in 2016 pre-trade. Whoops, but I still believe.
- Malik Monk was my guy in 2017. Whoops(?)
- Mo Bamba was my guy in 2018. TBD.
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Post#7 » by magik9113 » Sat Mar 1, 2008 3:31 am

bravo
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Post#8 » by FFBlitzace » Sat Mar 1, 2008 3:47 am

And then the ending theme:


So this is a tale of a so-so team
They're good but not that great
Likely to make you very mad
But please try not to hate

The GM pressed to make a trade
But claims he likes the team
Say what you want but don't make fun
Of Arroyo's race, that's mean

A big, a point, a shooting guard
That's all they really need
But they wasted all their assets
So a pipedream they still be

So join us here each week true fans
There won't be much magic
Another loss to a bad team
Here on Orlando Tragic
11/18/2017 - I have officially disowned Nikola Vucevic and branded him a loser.

- Skal Labissiere was my guy in 2016 pre-trade. Whoops, but I still believe.
- Malik Monk was my guy in 2017. Whoops(?)
- Mo Bamba was my guy in 2018. TBD.
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Post#9 » by LBPTarHeel27 » Sat Mar 1, 2008 5:23 am

Some one needs to actually get that recorded...instant classic
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Post#10 » by Cammo101 » Sat Mar 1, 2008 5:29 am

Classic.
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Post#11 » by aleZ » Sat Mar 1, 2008 7:38 pm

OK Blitz we got the music but we're still without a real name...how about "Trio Chuckers"? Or "Big Fundamentals" or maybe "Towel Olympics"

I just want Brian Hill in there somewhere
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Post#12 » by craig01 » Sat Mar 1, 2008 8:17 pm

That's great stuff!!!!!!!!
Basketball is driven by three principles:

1) Movement 2) Application of fundamentals 3) Predictability

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