This is the reason why Michael Jordan wont coach

Moderators: bwgood77, zimpy27, infinite11285, Clav, Domejandro, ken6199, bisme37, Dirk, KingDavid, cupcakesnake

User avatar
BirdIsDaKing
Bench Warmer
Posts: 1,497
And1: 320
Joined: Jul 09, 2005

This is the reason why Michael Jordan wont coach 

Post#1 » by BirdIsDaKing » Sun Mar 2, 2008 1:27 am

Cevap
Banned User
Posts: 2,594
And1: 1
Joined: Feb 11, 2007

 

Post#2 » by Cevap » Sun Mar 2, 2008 1:31 am

he should offer tips on when to split the ten or bet on red at vegas
Cevap
Banned User
Posts: 2,594
And1: 1
Joined: Feb 11, 2007

 

Post#3 » by Cevap » Sun Mar 2, 2008 1:33 am

Icefire10304
Veteran
Posts: 2,940
And1: 0
Joined: Sep 19, 2005

 

Post#4 » by Icefire10304 » Sun Mar 2, 2008 1:41 am

:rofl: :rofl: No wonder he drafted Kwame
User avatar
PlinkingPanda
Analyst
Posts: 3,413
And1: 2
Joined: Feb 08, 2008
Location: West Covina, CA

 

Post#5 » by PlinkingPanda » Sun Mar 2, 2008 1:56 am

Lol that kinda reminds me of.. me. I suck at describing how to do things even if I know how to. It's funny to listen to myself whenever I try.
User avatar
LjJazzman
General Manager
Posts: 8,441
And1: 0
Joined: Jul 11, 2004
Location: The OV

 

Post#6 » by LjJazzman » Sun Mar 2, 2008 1:58 am

Gold, absolute gold. I always thought MJ was a total douchbag and this without a doubt confirms my assumptions.
User avatar
Kobay
General Manager
Posts: 9,404
And1: 5
Joined: May 01, 2007

 

Post#7 » by Kobay » Sun Mar 2, 2008 1:59 am

flicker that ball fellaz not smack it.
User avatar
BirdIsDaKing
Bench Warmer
Posts: 1,497
And1: 320
Joined: Jul 09, 2005

 

Post#8 » by BirdIsDaKing » Sun Mar 2, 2008 2:14 am

"and if your coming from underneath the basketball.... your not as often to foul the offensive player coming (cuts off)"

really mike, underneath the basketball?
User avatar
UrbanLegendMD
General Manager
Posts: 8,716
And1: 11
Joined: Jul 30, 2004
Location: Pilsen

 

Post#9 » by UrbanLegendMD » Sun Mar 2, 2008 2:15 am

It's still Michael Jordan, so STFU.
First the federal government borrowed money; then gave the money to Bank of America; then I borrowed some of that money from Bank of America and gave it to the federal government; then the federal government gave the money back to Bank of America.
User avatar
prekazi
General Manager
Posts: 7,576
And1: 1
Joined: Feb 27, 2007
Location: Istanbul

 

Post#10 » by prekazi » Sun Mar 2, 2008 2:15 am

So Michael Jordan, greatest athlete of all times is a total douchebag and you guys are Einsteins? It's been 10 years since Jordan killed your championship dreams. Get over it LjJazzman.
"Die Freiheit ist immer nur Freiheit der Andersdenkenden." R.Luxemburg

http://twitter.com/prekazi
User avatar
BirdIsDaKing
Bench Warmer
Posts: 1,497
And1: 320
Joined: Jul 09, 2005

 

Post#11 » by BirdIsDaKing » Sun Mar 2, 2008 2:18 am

NurbekIL wrote:It's still Michael Jordan, so STFU.


calm down, I think everyone knows that..its still pretty funny though
User avatar
Texas Longhorns
Banned User
Posts: 4,005
And1: 3
Joined: Jan 08, 2008
Location: Cockrell School of Engineering
Contact:

 

Post#12 » by Texas Longhorns » Sun Mar 2, 2008 2:19 am

A lot of wording there Mike.
Image
- Vince Young - Kevin Durant - LaMarcus Aldrige - T.J. Ford - D.J. Augustin
Icefire10304
Veteran
Posts: 2,940
And1: 0
Joined: Sep 19, 2005

 

Post#13 » by Icefire10304 » Sun Mar 2, 2008 2:20 am

I can't wait for JF23 to come and "defend" MJ
User avatar
Typhoon20
Sixth Man
Posts: 1,991
And1: 4
Joined: Nov 07, 2004

 

Post#14 » by Typhoon20 » Sun Mar 2, 2008 2:41 am

LjJazzman wrote:Gold, absolute gold. I always thought MJ was a total douchbag and this without a doubt confirms my assumptions.


Still bitter about that ? Let it go man, let it go.
Image
User avatar
kooldude
Lead Assistant
Posts: 4,823
And1: 78
Joined: Jul 08, 2007

 

Post#15 » by kooldude » Sun Mar 2, 2008 2:43 am

you know guys.....that's just his intro; it all has to start somewhere. His other vids are more complicated. Not everyone watching his vids are realgm-certified ballers. :)
Warspite wrote:I still would take Mitch (Richmond) over just about any SG playing today. His peak is better than 2011 Kobe and with 90s rules hes better than Wade.


Jordan23Forever wrote:People are delusional.
User avatar
UNLVNugsFan
Rookie
Posts: 1,176
And1: 0
Joined: Feb 22, 2006

 

Post#16 » by UNLVNugsFan » Sun Mar 2, 2008 3:04 am

I don't understand how MJ falling flat on his face explaining how to play defense, equates with him being a douchebag.

But thats just me.
User avatar
One of Shemps Kids
Assistant Coach
Posts: 4,424
And1: 306
Joined: Nov 19, 2003
Location: Attempting to disrupt Celtic glory

 

Post#17 » by One of Shemps Kids » Sun Mar 2, 2008 3:26 am

UNLVNugsFan wrote:I don't understand how MJ falling flat on his face explaining how to play defense, equates with him being a douchebag.

But thats just me.
Phil Jackson, RealGM MVP
Fan #0001
Members: magicfan4life05, Pats19andO, kookie_819, j-far, tracey_nice
User avatar
ak06ma
Veteran
Posts: 2,648
And1: 47
Joined: Dec 10, 2006

 

Post#18 » by ak06ma » Sun Mar 2, 2008 4:16 am

"If your a good shooter then 9 times outta 10 your gonna make that shot"
User avatar
sonny
RealGM
Posts: 17,968
And1: 271
Joined: Nov 16, 2002
Location: Chicago

 

Post#19 » by sonny » Sun Mar 2, 2008 4:42 am

UNLVNugsFan wrote:I don't understand how MJ falling flat on his face explaining how to play defense, equates with him being a douchebag.

But thats just me.


He could possibly be a douchebag, but this wouldn't be evidence of it.
User avatar
Flash3
Retired Mod
Retired Mod
Posts: 52,635
And1: 403
Joined: Oct 21, 2004
Location: L-I-M-R

 

Post#20 » by Flash3 » Sun Mar 2, 2008 5:52 am

I don't get it.
Mars wrote:You can't stop the asterisk... you can only hope to contain it.

Return to The General Board