Kobe Bryant, is he human?

ripthecord · Post #1 » by **ripthecord** » Wed Mar 5, 2008 6:02 am

After watching him will his team to victory in the 4th quarter yet again (as he has done so many times in the past), I'm wondering if Kobe is a human being.

Milkdud · Post #2 » by **Milkdud** » Wed Mar 5, 2008 6:05 am

Depends on if you need a soul to be considered human. I'm pretty sure Satan has dibs on it. :evil:

Sloppy · Post #3 » by **Sloppy** » Wed Mar 5, 2008 6:06 am

Maybe a little. He was super human in the fourth quarter tonight. The Kings fans were yelling at him all night. The taunts rilled him up, angry Kobe came out and took it out on the Kings. The battle cry after the 360 was something else too. Kobe was not going to allow the Lakers to lose.

Jules Winnfield · Post #4 » by **Jules Winnfield** » Wed Mar 5, 2008 6:08 am

I've said it a billion times, but Kobe Bryant should be DPOY. Yeah yeah, he scored like all of the Lakers points down the stretch and brought them back from behind to a double digit win with 6 minutes left...but he SHUT DOWN Kevin Martin COMPLETELY down the stretch. Just beautiful to watch defensively.

Number34 · Post #5 » by **Number34** » Wed Mar 5, 2008 6:09 am

omg kobe is god!

I think I just came

10scott10 · Post #6 » by **10scott10** » Wed Mar 5, 2008 6:10 am

No, i would definitly say he is some kind mixture of a snake, a gazelle, and an alien.

LALakers4ever · Post #7 » by **LALakers4ever** » Wed Mar 5, 2008 6:10 am

Kobe was bitten by radioactive Michael Jordan as a kid and became the BLACK MAMBA!

bl2k · Post #8 » by **bl2k** » Wed Mar 5, 2008 6:11 am

no, Kobe>Tiger>Jesus

B-Scott · Post #9 » by **B-Scott** » Wed Mar 5, 2008 6:12 am

Kobe has earned my vote for MVP

He's taken over games when it matters most. The 4th quarter and his team is on pace for close to 60 wins

Cavsfan4lyfe · Post #10 » by **Cavsfan4lyfe** » Wed Mar 5, 2008 6:13 am

I think he's a buffalo

HarlemHeat37 · Post #11 » by **HarlemHeat37** » Wed Mar 5, 2008 6:13 am

interesting that a guy that is "so good that he isn't human" doesn't even have an MVP award in his career..I'm just saying..

I'm pretty human myself(I'm also a pretty human) and I have the same number of MVP awards as Kobe Bryant does..I'm just saying..

bl2k · Post #12 » by **bl2k** » Wed Mar 5, 2008 6:16 am

HarlemHeat37 wrote:interesting that a guy that is "so good that he isn't human" doesn't even have an MVP award in his career..I'm just saying..

I'm pretty human myself(I'm also a pretty human) and I have the same number of MVP awards as Kobe Bryant does..I'm just saying..

u mad?

aznkillabeezZz · Post #13 » by **aznkillabeezZz** » Wed Mar 5, 2008 6:17 am

Not really. He was shooting very poorly 10-26. And flopped tons of times. He got alot of calls that sent him to the line.

I'd say lebron is better.

DS1 · Post #14 » by **DS1** » Wed Mar 5, 2008 6:17 am

a wizard.

Sting3r · Post #15 » by **Sting3r** » Wed Mar 5, 2008 6:19 am

no. LeBron is just on steroids.

10scott10 · Post #16 » by **10scott10** » Wed Mar 5, 2008 6:19 am

aznkillabeezZz wrote:Not really. He was shooting very poorly 10-26. And flopped tons of times. He got alot of calls that sent him to the line.

I'd say lebron is better.

and bron doesn't flop? every star does it now. it pisses me off that they do, but that is what the league now rewards.

HarlemHeat37 · Post #17 » by **HarlemHeat37** » Wed Mar 5, 2008 6:19 am

bl2k wrote:-= original quote snipped =-

u mad?

at what?..why are you ruining the "you mad?" line?

Post #18 » by **semi-sentient** » Wed Mar 5, 2008 6:20 am

Cavsfan4lyfe wrote:I think he's a buffalo

GilArenas88 · Post #19 » by **GilArenas88** » Wed Mar 5, 2008 6:21 am

He's a monster, every day is Halloween...

Rasheeed!!! · Post #20 » by **Rasheeed!!!** » Wed Mar 5, 2008 6:21 am

HarlemHeat37 wrote:I'm pretty human myself(I'm also a pretty human) and I have the same number of MVP awards as Kobe Bryant does..I'm just saying..

Your pretty are you? That could only mean that you are a chick (since men can only be described as handsome) and therefore, anything you say relating to sports is null & void.