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Post#1 » by TB#1 » Sun Mar 9, 2008 12:27 am

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Post#2 » by greenbeans » Sun Mar 9, 2008 12:45 am

wow. . real funny. . . ya almost got me there. . .

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Post#3 » by 303celtic » Sun Mar 9, 2008 3:27 am

Was that supposed to be funny or something?
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Post#4 » by TheSheriff » Sun Mar 9, 2008 3:31 am

The Onion once in a blue moon has funny stuff. But this wasn't funny.
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Post#5 » by Scalamental » Sun Mar 9, 2008 3:52 am

I thought it was pretty funny. That was like 80% of what I talked about on the bball court in high school. I liked the other two bball articles they did, one on perk, another on that guy that came out of the closet.
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Post#6 » by Scalamental » Sun Mar 9, 2008 3:57 am

haha, i got myself looking at there nba section now. The end of this one is funny... (and you like being told what's funny)

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Post#7 » by FakeScreenName123 » Sun Mar 9, 2008 7:45 pm

TheSheriff wrote:The Onion once in a blue moon has funny stuff. But this wasn't funny.




lol. they are not making fun of KG, guys. sheesh, have a sense of humor.



my favorite part was the last line,


"Upon learning of his teammate's comments, Garnett said that if he got a large enough running start and jumped at the exact right moment, he could probably dunk a tennis ball"



also, the onion is hillarious.
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Post#8 » by Kids Are Alright » Sun Mar 9, 2008 8:02 pm

A fav Onion story (that was true) was about death of Bill Nye in that tragic, factory-sized baking soda-vinegar explosion.

Garnett's was awesome, IMO.
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Post#9 » by the whiz » Sun Mar 9, 2008 8:31 pm

I thought the article was about Garnett touching the rim without jumping and thought, "well, he is 7-1 so it's possible." When I realized the article was about the Ticket dunking the ball, something I've seen him do at least 200 times, I nearly fell out of my seat. :lol:
"I proved everyone wrong," Garnett added. "I shocked the world, just like last year when everyone said I couldn't get backboard." :rofl:
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