A tale of 2 teams

idajazz · Post #1 » by **idajazz** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:07 pm

We have 2 Utah Jazz teams There is the team that plays in the E.S.A.,
And then there is the junior Jazz team that plays on the road.

I'm starting to conjure up conspiracy theories to explain why this team sucks so bad on the road, and is so dang good at home.
Alien imposter's?
other teams having them drugged?
Lead shoes for road games?

I'm leaning towards one of the equipment managers being a spy for the Nuggets. He/she has been drugging them and lining there shoes with lead. :dontknow:

Anybody else have any clue why this team stinks so bad on the road?

seejaydeja · Post #2 » by **seejaydeja** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:23 pm

Um, obviously Derek Fisher is the only reason we were good last season. the lack of his veteran leadership and knack for missing fast break layups is obviously the answer.

kebutah · Post #3 » by **kebutah** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:43 pm

It is even worse than two teams. We are 5-2 against eastern playoff teams and 0-5 against nonplayoff teams on the road. In the west we are 3-6 playoff and 6-7 nonplayoff road games.

xstockholmsyndromex · Post #4 » by **xstockholmsyndromex** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:06 pm

seejaydeja wrote:Um, obviously Derek Fisher is the only reason we were good last season. the lack of his veteran leadership and knack for missing fast break layups is obviously the answer.

carrottop12 · Post #5 » by **carrottop12** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 5:49 pm

I do think the Jazz could use some veteran presence on the road, but remember, the Jazz are 8-7 on the road since Korver got here so that is an improvement. In all honesty they should be 9-7 after tonight.

ColdBlue · Post #6 » by **ColdBlue** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:22 pm

seejaydeja wrote:Um, obviously Derek Fisher is the only reason we were good last season. the lack of his veteran leadership and knack for missing fast break layups is obviously the answer.

Neon Black · Post #7 » by **Neon Black** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:32 pm

Bat, i've always admired your gift of optimism when everything seems like it's collapsing around us. As for me, i will only be satisfied with a BLOW OUT tonight, if we play horribly and still manage to win I will not feel any better. In addition to that, I need the Jazz to beat boston and new jersey before I can regain the hope i had before last night's game. It's alot to ask, I know, but i'm hard to please.

Post #8 » by **bleu** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:23 pm

You know, the Jr. Jazz is often underrated...