WHEN
Friday
March 21, 2008
7:30pm EST
Yes, that's right. Butter vs Jam. Who ya got?!?! Now this is a quandary worth exploring. In this heavyweight fight, no myocardial infarctions are spared. Sure butter has the popularity, but jam has the experience and seniority. So, what graces your toast in the morning? Let's examine what each brings to the table. Both boasts zero grams of trans fat, but jam has 30% less cholesterol and almost 60 calories less per serving. Furthermore, they even come in a wide variety of fruit flavors, as opposed to butter's singular and traditional flavor...petroleum jelly. But Wait!!! The bloody butters have recently gone on the offensive and now claims not to be butter at all!! It's either an astounding feat, or identity crisis. Whichever the case, butter needs to decide one or the other for this matchup to be worthwhile.
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