OT: Caddyshack

stellation · Post #1 » by **stellation** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:41 am

trwi7 hasn't seen it. Seriously.

Keep in mind that trwilly is essentially channeling Rodney Dangerfield every time he logs on here, makes it even more staggering!

For everyone in the world other than trwi7- what's your favourite line?

Judge Smails: Ty, what did you shoot today?
Ty Webb: Oh, Judge, I don't keep score.
Judge Smails: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers?
Ty Webb: By height.

paul · Post #2 » by **paul** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 3:37 pm

Mine's not so much a line, it's when Ty's playing pool and making the sound efects as he drops every ball - 'fdddddddddddddddd'. Comedic gold.

"That's a nice hat, did you get a free bowl of soup with it?" favourite Dangerfield moment.

Post #3 » by **Jollay** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 4:45 pm

My favorite part is when Randy Quaid gives that smug rich guy a weggie.

God, I could watch that movie all day. A masterpiece.

midranger · Post #4 » by **midranger** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 4:59 pm

"Fine boy, great boy. Now I see why tigers eat there young."

"You have a pool right?

Yeah, a pool and a pond. The pond would be good for you."

"Oh, but it looks good on you."

midranger · Post #5 » by **midranger** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 5:00 pm

"You must have been something before electricity."

"Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"

SheedsWeed · Post #6 » by **SheedsWeed** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 9:09 pm

Hilarious movie.

Post #7 » by **ReasonablySober** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 9:33 pm

"hey everyone! we're all getting laid!"

jbone · Post #8 » by **jbone** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 9:35 pm

so i get shipped over to hong kong and i make my way over to tibet

and i get on as a looper. A LOOPER. yeah a looper a pro jock, so i tell im a pro jkock and who do u think they give me, the dali lama himself the flowing robes the grace, bald.

so were on the first tee he hauls off and whack that one, big hitter that lama, right into the base of the crevace of a 10,00ft. glacier, he looks at me and says GUNGA GALUNGA...GUNGA GLLNGA...GUNGA GALUNGA

and we on the last green and and hes gunna stiff me and i say "HAY LAMA, HOW BOUT A LIL SOMETHING FOR THE EFFORT", and he says oh there will be no money involved, but on your deathbed you will recieve total conciousnes.

SO I GOT THAT GOING FOR ME WHICH IS NICE.

oh yeah and when danny is like i can't end up working in a lumber yard, and ty webb is like whats wrong with lumber yards i won 2 of them and danny is like i notice you dont spend much time there.
ty webb responds:thats cause im not sure where they are.

BuckHole · Post #9 » by **BuckHole** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 10:19 pm

Shave your ass

skitch815 · Post #10 » by **skitch815** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 10:47 pm

I wish I could remember the exact line, but when Ty ends up in Carl's garage/home and sees his grass hes growing and Murry says something like "its a bermuda/acapulco gold hybrid. You can play on it all day and then smoke the bujesus out of it"

The only bad thing about Caddyshack is that it led to Caddyshack 2 which may be the worst movie of all time.

midranger · Post #11 » by **midranger** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 10:56 pm

skitch815 wrote:I wish I could remember the exact line, but when Ty ends up in Carl's garage/home and sees his grass hes growing and Murry says something like "its a bermuda/acapulco gold hybrid. You can play on it all day and then smoke the bujesus out of it"

The only bad thing about Caddyshack is that it led to Caddyshack 2 which may be the worst movie of all time.

That same scene when Ty says something like...

"You live in here?

Yeah, what do you think.

Well, it's really awful."

or something to that effect.

skitch815 · Post #12 » by **skitch815** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 11:03 pm

here's the actual quote I was looking for

This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.

skitch815 · Post #13 » by **skitch815** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 11:05 pm

midranger wrote:

Ty Webb: This your place, Carl?
Carl Spackler: Yeah, whatta ya think?
Ty Webb: It's really... awful.
Carl Spackler: Well, I got a lot of stuff on order. You know... credit trouble.

Hilarious

worthlessBucks · Post #14 » by **worthlessBucks** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 11:07 pm

"I want a hamburger... no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake..."

Judge: "You'll get nothing, and like it."

Edit: Cindy MOrgan :thumbsup:

BuckHole · Post #15 » by **BuckHole** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 11:17 pm

Turds! Double turds!

trwi7 · Post #16 » by **trwi7** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 11:28 pm

This thread is great. :lol:

BuckHole · Post #17 » by **BuckHole** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 11:34 pm

lt's easy to grin, when your ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile, when his shorts are too tight in the seat.

LeopoldStotch · Post #18 » by **LeopoldStotch** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:45 am

How 'bout a Fresca?!

I just got head from Amelia Earhart!

And I'm no slouch myself.
Don't kid yourself, judge, you're a tremendous slouch.

Ooh, my arm...I think it's broken!

You're lean, you're mean and you're not too far between.

Don't you see it? WELL PICK IT UP!

crkone · Post #19 » by **crkone** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:56 am

I think this place is restricted Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish! OK, fine.

beyond_the_arc · Post #20 » by **beyond_the_arc** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 5:53 am

Al Czervik: 100 bucks you slice into the woods.
Judge Smails: May I remind you sir that gambling is illegal at Bushwood CC and I NEVER slice.

End of movie
Judge Smails: Well...we're waiting.