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Post#1 » by LUKE23 » Tue Apr 1, 2008 2:35 am

Michael Redd learned how to dribble with his head up and recognize a double team last night.
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Post#2 » by crkone » Tue Apr 1, 2008 2:37 am

Larry K is experimenting with the Swing Offense in practice and Kohl is endorsing its use.

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Post#3 » by trwi7 » Tue Apr 1, 2008 2:44 am

Herb Kohl will hire a new GM and coach and not meddle.
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Post#4 » by ReasonablySober » Tue Apr 1, 2008 2:48 am

Dick Bennett has been hired as a special assistant and likes the defensive oriented ballclub he's helping coach.
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Post#5 » by InsideOut » Tue Apr 1, 2008 2:53 am

Bucks win 30 games in a season!!!!
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Post#6 » by LUKE23 » Tue Apr 1, 2008 2:54 am

InsideOut wrote:Bucks win 30 games in a season!!!!


Come on, they have to be somewhat believable. :D
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Post#7 » by Debit One » Tue Apr 1, 2008 3:19 am

Mo Williams has invited Andrew Bogut to vacation with him during this off-season.
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Post#8 » by Buck You » Tue Apr 1, 2008 3:24 am

Tony Brown and Mo Williams will go out to lunch tomorrow.
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Post#9 » by rilamann » Tue Apr 1, 2008 3:28 am

The Bucks named Larry Brown head coach today and the first thing Brown said at his press conference is that he belives an NBA team can make the playoffs with Mo Williams as its starting PG.



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Thats a 2 for 1 although I think its more likely the Bucks hire Larry Brown as head coach than an NBA team ever makes the playoffs with Mo as its starting PG.

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Post#10 » by LUKE23 » Tue Apr 1, 2008 3:32 am

Redd just hit a clutch free throw.
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Post#11 » by ReasonablySober » Tue Apr 1, 2008 3:33 am

Bogut's rocking a grill.
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Post#12 » by LUKE23 » Tue Apr 1, 2008 3:34 am

DrugBust wrote:Bogut's rocking a grill.


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Post#13 » by trwi7 » Tue Apr 1, 2008 3:34 am

Jake Voskuhl is a pimp.
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Post#14 » by rilamann » Tue Apr 1, 2008 3:39 am

Charlie Bell remembers where he came from.
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Post#15 » by rilamann » Tue Apr 1, 2008 3:49 am

DrugBust wrote:Bogut's rocking a grill.


Haha good one DB.I'll add to it.


Bogut was also seen at a local night club last night throwing his rollies (rolex watches) in the air after buying $20,000 in champaign.Bogut was then seen leaving the club at 5am in his brand new Bentley but not before being robbed in the parking lot for the $50,000 worth of jewlery that he was wearing last night.

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Post#16 » by Debit One » Tue Apr 1, 2008 3:53 am

Dan Gadzuric, in a surprise move, has been nominated to compete in the skills competition at the next all-star game.
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Post#17 » by ReasonablySober » Tue Apr 1, 2008 3:55 am

Phil Jackson has decided to step down after this season. Kobe Bryant is making a public plea for Terry Stotts to replace him.
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Post#18 » by rilamann » Tue Apr 1, 2008 3:57 am

Haha this thread gets my vote for thread of the week.
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Post#19 » by LUKE23 » Tue Apr 1, 2008 3:58 am

LK found a clue.

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Post#20 » by trwi7 » Tue Apr 1, 2008 4:00 am

rilamann wrote: buying $20,000 in champaign.


To add to this part. Stotts was seen later that night sneaking in and trying to steal some of Bogut's bubbly in order to get back at Bogut for being fired.
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