Kyrylo Fesenko ... funniest dude ever?

Racer X · Post #1 » by **Racer X** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:27 pm

From Ross Siler's Jazz Blog

"Fesenko did have a great line in the locker room before the game. The Timberwolves printed on my credential that I was there to cover the March 30, 20008 game. Fesenko took a look at that extra zero and asked: "Were you sent here to kill us all?""

:rofl:

I cant get enough of this dude.

Post #2 » by **bleu** » Tue Apr 1, 2008 12:54 am

This guy's hilarious. Love him.

Wolverine · Post #3 » by **Wolverine** » Tue Apr 1, 2008 1:36 am

No. I think Will Ferrell is funnier. :wink:

LjJazzman · Post #4 » by **LjJazzman** » Tue Apr 1, 2008 4:09 am

Wolverine wrote:No. I think Will Ferrell is funnier.

I wish I could kick you in the nuts. You see ONE Ferrell movie then guess what? You've seen them all. The only guy popular comedian with less talent is Sandler, whos an even bigger douchebag.

P.S. Fess rules

Post #5 » by **DelaneyRudd** » Tue Apr 1, 2008 4:13 am

Wolverine wrote:No. I think Will Ferrell is funnier.

Ya know, I gotta disagree with ya here.

On a related note Daniel Tosh is playing a show at the University of Utah in April! I will be in Green Bay, Wisconsin... :nonono:

LjJazzman · Post #6 » by **LjJazzman** » Tue Apr 1, 2008 4:15 am

DelaneyRudd wrote:-= original quote snipped =-

Ya know, I gotta disagree with ya here.

On a related note Daniel Tosh is playing a show at the University of Utah in April! I will be in Green Bay, Wisconsin...

zack galifianakis was supposed to be coming around then too, but it was canceled..... I damn near committed suicide.

The thing about physical comedy.......
anyone?

jazz__stoner · Post #7 » by **jazz__stoner** » Tue Apr 1, 2008 4:43 am

Since were on comedy noone beats Louis CK and Rodney Carrington.

LjJazzman · Post #8 » by **LjJazzman** » Tue Apr 1, 2008 4:45 am

jazz__stoner wrote:Since were on comedy noone beats Louis CK and Rodney Carrington.

Never liked CK, and you know you got a little cowboy in ya if you like Rodney. And I do love me some Rodney.

carrottop12 · Post #9 » by **carrottop12** » Tue Apr 1, 2008 4:48 am

Mitch Hedberg was a funny guy.

But my all time favorite is Steven Wright. That guy is a legend.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYffXv7jMYQ

LjJazzman · Post #10 » by **LjJazzman** » Tue Apr 1, 2008 4:51 am

Batronuj wrote:Mitch Hedberg was a funny guy.

"I can't open the wall, go around!
:rofl:

Post #11 » by **DelaneyRudd** » Tue Apr 1, 2008 4:56 am

Hedberg is great. I would say it's too bad he did drugs, but... that was his act.

The Sheik · Post #12 » by **The Sheik** » Tue Apr 1, 2008 6:26 am

Hedberg was amazing...

As far as Fess's candidacy I will submit this quote from the sunday game...

Fesenko did have a great line in the locker room before the game. The Timberwolves printed on my credential that I was there to cover the March 30, 20008 game. Fesenko took a look at that extra zero and asked: "Were you sent here to kill us all?"

http://blogs.sltrib.com/jazz/

The Sheik · Post #13 » by **The Sheik** » Tue Apr 1, 2008 6:31 am

As far as right now I really like Demetri Martin, Jim Gaffigan and Brian Regan.

Louis CK and Steven Wright are good too.

Wolverine · Post #14 » by **Wolverine** » Tue Apr 1, 2008 7:52 am

LjJazzman wrote:-= original quote snipped =-

I wish I could kick you in the nuts.

You could try but i assure you you would be toothless and full of regret shortly thereafter :wavefinger:

Blades of glory is pure genius

LjJazzman · Post #15 » by **LjJazzman** » Tue Apr 1, 2008 8:30 am

Wolverine wrote:-= original quote snipped =-

You could try but i assure you you would be toothless and full of regret shortly thereafter
Blades of glory is pure genius

You're right, you're obviously a total bad ass.

Blades of glory pure genius? I bet you thought The Da Vinci Code was was the essence of great literature. I also bet you could pull out an obscure book reference and say angels and demons was even better. Man o man you know great books. I would not envy meeting you my friend with your superior intellect and bulging muscles.

What am I saying, you probably haven't even read THAT book since you like blades of freaking glory.

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Wolverine · Post #16 » by **Wolverine** » Tue Apr 1, 2008 10:57 am

LjJazzman wrote:-= original quote snipped =-

You're right, you're obviously a total bad ass.

Blades of glory pure genius? I bet you thought The Da Vinci Code was was the essence of great literature. I also bet you could pull out an obscure book reference and say angels and demons was even better. Man o man you know great books. I would not envy meeting you my friend with your superior intellect and bulging muscles.

What am I saying, you probably haven't even read THAT book since you like blades of freaking glory.

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No you truly are the superior intellect. I mean you sound so learned by sprouting out a series of books and throwing in the word literature. Who the **** was discussing books anyways. Anyone educated individual knows that when engaging in a debate you raise valid points. Not some irrelevant gibberish. All that makes me think is you are even dorkier than i imagined.

carrottop12 · Post #17 » by **carrottop12** » Tue Apr 1, 2008 11:31 am

Guys, everyone knows...

Blades of Glory>>>No Country for Old Men

Ming Kong! · Post #18 » by **Ming Kong!** » Tue Apr 1, 2008 1:42 pm

About Will Ferrell: he was great in Stranger Than Fiction, which to me is one of the more underrated films of last year (or whenever it came out).

Anyways, that was really funny. Unfortunately as far as actually being serviceable to the team I think he's got some time. Next year though I predict he'll play more than 50% of the games he's healthy for.

GO FEZ, "The Foreignor"!

Fido · Post #19 » by **Fido** » Tue Apr 1, 2008 4:53 pm

Literature??? In a message board pissing contest? Now I've seen it all. :argue:

hoops4life · Post #20 » by **hoops4life** » Tue Apr 1, 2008 8:07 pm

The Sheik wrote:As far as right now I really like Demetri Martin, Jim Gaffigan and Brian Regan.

Louis CK and Steven Wright are good too.

Gaffigan and Martin are two of my favorites.