C`s waive Pollard, Patterson to be signed!!!

MyInsatiableOne · Post #21 » by **MyInsatiableOne** » Tue Apr 1, 2008 5:09 pm

Thank goodness it's April 1. I wouldn't want a pervert with all those rolls of neck fat (who knows what's stashed in there...guns? drugs? food?) on the C's!

Taget · Post #22 » by **Taget** » Tue Apr 1, 2008 5:25 pm

Hopefully we can get his friend Isiah Ryder to come out of retirement too!

Scalamental · Post #23 » by **Scalamental** » Tue Apr 1, 2008 5:29 pm

cfan79 wrote:That's not cool man, I got excited. Pattersons a vast improvement over Tony Allen.

You're making an April Fools joke right?

celticfan42487 · Post #24 » by **celticfan42487** » Tue Apr 1, 2008 6:05 pm

I already got had BAD today ealier. So I saw this title and was like wait whaa hmnn and then immediately thought oh wait it's April fools.. yeah.

I pray for a healthy tony in for the ECF and NBA Finals. But I don't know if were going to get one. With a first and second round pick this year if Tony ends the year injured I wonder if we even re-sign him for cheaps

EvadedHavoc · Post #25 » by **EvadedHavoc** » Tue Apr 1, 2008 6:06 pm

Speaking of Patterson whats he doing these days?

MyInsatiableOne · Post #26 » by **MyInsatiableOne** » Tue Apr 1, 2008 6:42 pm

EvadedHavoc wrote:Speaking of Patterson whats he doing these days?

Being a creep molester...probably...

The shame about TA is that when he is healthy and really sets his mind to it, he can be very valuable. We'll have to wait and see what we get from him once the playoffs start.

cfan79 · Post #27 » by **cfan79** » Tue Apr 1, 2008 6:51 pm

Scalamental wrote:
You're making an April Fools joke right?

Nope, he's better then Tony Allen. How many times has Tony missed an easy shot or made a bad pass this season?

MyInsatiableOne · Post #28 » by **MyInsatiableOne** » Tue Apr 1, 2008 7:22 pm

At least Tony doesn't sexually assault people (that we know of....)

cfan79 · Post #29 » by **cfan79** » Tue Apr 1, 2008 7:27 pm

MyInsatiableOne wrote:At least Tony doesn't sexually assault people (that we know of....)

I have noticed Scala hasn't been looking him in the eye lately. I heard something about a gagball and a rubberfist.

Post #30 » by **Darth Celtic** » Tue Apr 1, 2008 7:34 pm

u guys = gulable....

Falstaff · Post #31 » by **Falstaff** » Tue Apr 1, 2008 7:45 pm

There's something about the first of April ... some event ... some tradition for this day ... gosh I just can't remember what it is ...

Maf · Post #32 » by **Maf** » Tue Apr 1, 2008 8:49 pm

thank god it's a joke. Pollard deserves a ring as anyone :clap:

cfan79 · Post #33 » by **cfan79** » Tue Apr 1, 2008 9:05 pm

Maf wrote:thank god it's a joke. Pollard deserves a ring as anyone

Celtics fans who've had to suffer through the horrible 90's like me deserve it more. Pollard hasn't done anything except make people laugh.

Post #34 » by **ParticleMan** » Tue Apr 1, 2008 9:43 pm

The funniest thing about this thread is we found out there's still someone who hates Ainge for trading away Toine!

Banks2Pierce · Post #35 » by **Banks2Pierce** » Wed Apr 2, 2008 3:15 am

ParticleMan wrote:The funniest thing about this thread is we found out there's still someone who hates Ainge for trading away Toine!

Hahhaa. I was just thinking that.