Benny the Bull Blastin' On Fools!

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Benny the Bull Blastin' On Fools! 

Post#1 » by Flite » Thu Apr 3, 2008 12:22 pm

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I didn't watch the game, but apparently Benny the Bull fired on KG and James Posey with an air cannon, hitting them with t-shirt usually fired into the crowd. I find this hilarious. In a dismal Bulls season, this is one of the highs for me. I have alot of respect for KG and the Celtics, and I think I'm probably the only Bulls fan that actually likes James Posey, but this is hilarious. Posey's explanation was funny as hell:

"I don't feel safe," Posey continued. "The T-shirts were fired out of that gun or whatever. I feel a little sore in one spot. I might have to get treatment. First, I thought it was a teammate just tapping me. But then I looked down and there were T-shirts and there were only two down there. Let's see how the league handles this."

James - do you get treament when you're teammates tap you on the back? Poor fella.

I think Benny should square off in a cage match against KG, James Posey and whoever the hell the Celtics mascot is. Give Benny two teammates - he can choose from Kirk, Tyrus and Lu, considering they've all had run ins with Posey as well.
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Post#2 » by Flite » Thu Apr 3, 2008 12:33 pm

By the way, for those that don't know - Benny is a repeat offender: http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=2509090

CHICAGO -- A Chicago Bulls mascot dressed in a bright red costume was charged with attacking an off-duty officer after driving a mini-motorcycle through an outdoor festival.


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Post#3 » by rayofsunshine » Thu Apr 3, 2008 1:10 pm

Is this an April Fool's Joke?
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Post#4 » by Stella Artois » Thu Apr 3, 2008 1:57 pm

This reminds me of that Simpons episode where Maude Flanders is killed when she gets hit by a t-shirt gun and falls out of the stands.

At the funeral there are shots fired with the same guns.
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Post#5 » by GreenWithEnvy » Thu Apr 3, 2008 4:55 pm

yeah i think this is a work. if its not james posey is a little bitch. he first says that hes gonna feel it later then calls it a "little tap from a teammate" please tell me this is a joke.
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Post#6 » by Datruth345 » Thu Apr 3, 2008 5:25 pm

James Posey quote

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Post#7 » by Flash3 » Thu Apr 3, 2008 6:11 pm

Chicago (for his past offenses) hates Posey for w/ever reasons, so this doesn't seem out of the ordinary.

But, it's still silly.
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