Who should we send to the lottery?

Post #1 » by **Calinks** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:23 am

I hear some people saying Hoiberg, other say Big Al.

I say we send Marko. If he is lucky enough to land Lima AND his ridiculous contract then he most certainly can get us a top two pick.

B Calrissian · Post #2 » by **B Calrissian** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:32 am

haha I agree with you. Jaric is one lucky guy. Send him and Lima, that way even if we don't get a top two pick we can still look at a babe.

Post #3 » by **Calinks** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:34 am

Great idea with the Lima thing! She could use her feminine wiles to force Stern into cheating for us!

D1SGRUNTL3D · Post #4 » by **D1SGRUNTL3D** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:48 am

lmfao

this is actually a good idea

FairDinkum · Post #5 » by **FairDinkum** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:01 am

I back this 100%

That or send Doleac, the dude is in the NBA, that alone states how lucky his ass is!

Shimmy just for the, well, obvious shimmy factor once we land the #1

shrink · Post #6 » by **shrink** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:08 am

International free agents may flock to MIN if we send Lima.

If weasel-eyed lounge lizard Marko Jaric can get a girl like Lima, even Mehmet Okur could dream.

Post #7 » by **Calinks** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:12 am

I think I saw Okur's wife/girl once and she was also a model or something lol.

I also like the Walker Shimmy scenario. I say we send Lima and Marko then when we get the top pick we go to Walker via satellite and watch a two minute shimmy.

Post #8 » by **Calinks** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:19 am

Maybe Lima could pull double duty and learn the bicycle shimmy!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=e95gQSA1iTY

I'm sure Marko has this chicks number somewhere in his black book. Probably in the what he labels as mediocre section.

LordBaldric · Post #9 » by **LordBaldric** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:42 am

Calinks3 wrote:Maybe Lima could pull double duty and learn the bicycle shimmy!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=e95gQSA1iTY

I'm sure Marko has this chicks number somewhere in his black book. Probably in the what he labels as mediocre section.

Me like the shimmy!

Post #10 » by **Klomp** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:54 am

I have a feeling it might be Brewer. Just a hunch, didn't we send Foye last year?

Post #11 » by **Klomp** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:55 am

We could send Mad Dog. If we won, he'd probably do a victory dance.

big3_8_19_21 · Post #12 » by **big3_8_19_21** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:54 am

I say we send Derrick Rose, maybe put a little pressure on Stern.

theGreatRC · Post #13 » by **theGreatRC** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:05 am

big3_8_19_21 wrote:I say we send Derrick Rose, maybe put a little pressure on Stern.

Wolves board is on a roll today!

AQuintus · Post #14 » by **AQuintus** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:30 am

klomp44 wrote:I have a feeling it might be Brewer. Just a hunch, didn't we send Foye last year?

I hope it ends up being Brewer. I can just imagine the Wolves winning it and seeing Brewer's big, goofy smile. It would make my day for sure.

Post #15 » by **Calinks** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:50 am

big3_8_19_21 wrote:I say we send Derrick Rose, maybe put a little pressure on Stern.

Krapinsky · Post #16 » by **Krapinsky** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:44 pm

Who did we send last year? Foye?

If it was Foye, he's definitely fired. I think it's got to be Maddog and I think he's got to be in his bench uniform. I can't even imagine the number of fist pumps there would be if we got lucky.

funkatron101 · Post #17 » by **funkatron101** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:46 pm

I would want Fred, but you guys make a good case for Marko!

PeeDee · Post #18 » by **PeeDee** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:51 pm

Let's send Bob Huggins, perhaps Beasley will try to follow him here.

Post #19 » by **C.lupus** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:25 pm

I'll go if they pay my travel.

D1SGRUNTL3D · Post #20 » by **D1SGRUNTL3D** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:27 pm

Foye went for us last year

Roy went for Portland.

This guys going to haunt this franchise till he retires