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Post#21 » by wetsthebed » Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:15 am

J.J. Redick. Short, unathletic, and has a wingspan shorter than his height.
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Post#22 » by BigHands » Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:05 pm

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Post#23 » by Reks » Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:25 pm

faze wrote:Shaun Livingston. He'd need to abuse roids just to start looking like Tayshaun.

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Post#24 » by Joseph17 » Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:02 pm

faze wrote:Shaun Livingston. He'd need to abuse roids just to start looking like Tayshaun.
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Post#25 » by _SRV_ » Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:40 pm

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Post#26 » by Blazing_royale » Sun Apr 27, 2008 10:12 pm

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Post#27 » by killacalijatt » Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:31 am

T-Spot wrote:Anyone remember Michael "I need another Twinkie" Sweetney? I saw him come off the bench for the Bulls last season and died with laughter.

Corey Brewer is a stick though.


I hella remember him last year
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Post#28 » by penbeast0 » Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:08 pm

I think anyone over 6'3 and in the NBA can be considered to have a better basketball body at least than Earl Boykins, no matter how fat. Size matters; skill does too which is why Earl is in the league, but this isn't about how the body is used, just what it looks like.
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Post#29 » by T-Mac for MVP » Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:32 pm

penbeast0 wrote:I think anyone over 6'3 and in the NBA can be considered to have a better basketball body at least than Earl Boykins, no matter how fat. Size matters; skill does too which is why Earl is in the league, but this isn't about how the body is used, just what it looks like.


I've heard Boykins can bench over 300 pounds. Strength certainly has a role to play in basketball.
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Post#30 » by Icefire10304 » Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:29 am

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Post#31 » by ronnymac2 » Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:33 am

lebron...hes gotta start layin off them donuts and jellybeans....
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Post#33 » by BadWolf » Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:59 pm

Sean May looks really fat
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Post#34 » by Ryoga Hibiki » Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:09 pm

Some answers make no sense, how can a big men have a bad basketball body? Bradley, are you kidding? he's there because he's tall! Bosh? Curry?

You have too look for someone short and not too athletic, ala Derrick Martin.
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Post#35 » by leevii » Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:59 pm

The correct answer is Brian Scalabrine. He is slow, can't jump, has a beer-gut and man-tits, is ginger, looks more like a World of Warcraft player than a basketball player.. etc.


Stupid answers include:

Bradley (so being 7'6" is bad?)
Bosh (being fast and tall is bad?)
Prince (being a 6'9" SF with a 7'4" wingspan is bad?)
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