Karl Malone has Grade A Sperm!

The Favero · Post #1 » by **The Favero** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:24 pm

Son=Buffalo Bills Lineman
Daughter=WNBA Champion

A shame he didn't actually raise any of them!

OrlandoMagic · Post #2 » by **OrlandoMagic** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:32 pm

I have this theory that after I get married Im going to have 10 kids. One of them has to make me rich right?!?!?!

I just hope im like Malone and get two kids that can make me rich

Gerhalt11 · Post #3 » by **Gerhalt11** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:36 pm

Dis here Karl Malone:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBeAmIMtly4

Typhoon20 · Post #4 » by **Typhoon20** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:37 pm

OrlandoMagic wrote:I have this theory that after I get married Im going to have 10 kids. One of them has to make me rich right?!?!?!

I just hope im like Malone and get two kids that can make me rich

No.

10 won't cut it, you gotta do it like the Mailman, have 1000 kids from 250 women.

drsd · Post #5 » by **drsd** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:32 pm

OrlandoMagic wrote:I have this theory that after I get married Im going to have 10 kids. One of them has to make me rich right?!?!?!

I just hope im like Malone and get two kids that can make me rich

Country Comparison > Birth rate

Let's look at the top 15:

Rank Country Birth rate (births/1,000 population)
1 Niger 50.16
2 Mali 49.61
3 Uganda 48.12
4 Afghanistan 46.21
5 Sierra Leone 45.41
6 Burkina Faso 45.28
7 Somalia 44.6
8 Angola 44.51
9 Liberia 43.75
10 Congo, Democratic Republic of the 42.96
11 Yemen 42.67
12 Chad 42.35
13 Congo, Republic of the 42.16
14 Malawi 42.09
15 Burundi

I am not seeing a lot of wealth here. Thus, fathering 10 children might not be a wise move.

NEM · Post #6 » by **NEM** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:36 pm

i was thinking of going to africa and adopting a kid, i mean they have to be athletic enough to play football or basketball right??

just kidding for those of you who will get offended

Dwightmare · Post #7 » by **Dwightmare** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:41 pm

not to mention that a the average cost of raising a kid (according to child support) is 20,000 per year until 18.

13 years old!??!?! that is seriously **** up.

Title of this thread should be: Karl Malone is a pedophile! and Archie Manning still has the highest graded sperm.

Typhoon20 · Post #8 » by **Typhoon20** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:51 pm

RawLewD12 wrote:i was thinking of going to africa and adopting a kid, i mean they have to be athletic enough to play football or basketball right??

just kidding for those of you who will get offended

aleZ · Post #9 » by **aleZ** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:51 pm

Props the favero, it's been months since a worthless and stupid thread popped up here.

Please don't put an OT tag on it, let everyone take their best shot at you :noway:

LBPTarHeel27 · Post #10 » by **LBPTarHeel27** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:25 pm

I for one loved the name of the post.

Kent · Post #11 » by **Kent** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:44 pm

Some people would say Grade A sperm is the sperm that doesn't work.

MagicNolesFSU · Post #12 » by **MagicNolesFSU** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:48 pm

Kent wrote:Some people would say Grade A sperm is the sperm that doesn't work.

Dunkin On Ya · Post #13 » by **Dunkin On Ya** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:07 pm

First Roger Clemens giving the business to 15 year old Mindy McCready and now Malone doing the same with a 13 year old? What is with these guys?

Max Power · Post #14 » by **Max Power** » Thu May 1, 2008 1:43 pm

Dunkin On Ya wrote:First Roger Clemens giving the business to 15 year old Mindy McCready and now Malone doing the same with a 13 year old? What is with these guys?

Dunkin, let's not forget what Hulk Hogan was caught doing with his 19 year old daughter on camera. Dude massaging his own kids ass, and then went beyond even that in the video. Now that's freaking sick. Hulkamania may live forever, but it needs to live forever in prison. Sick bastard.

N4U|Redux · Post #15 » by **N4U|Redux** » Thu May 1, 2008 1:53 pm

RawLewD12 wrote:i was thinking of going to africa and adopting a kid, i mean they have to be athletic enough to play football or basketball right??

just kidding for those of you who will get offended

Was this the reason he got suspended?

LOL

If so, I guess a suffix of "just kidding" means nothing...?

surflawyer · Post #16 » by **surflawyer** » Thu May 1, 2008 2:18 pm

I dont know about all you guys but I have yet to grade any of my sperm below an A-. Some of the women involved in the transaction may have been a C or D (alcohol is a funny thing) but hey ..... a wise man once said, "good sex is great but bad sex is ..... well its still pretty darn good!"

Post #17 » by **damo[23]** » Thu May 1, 2008 2:38 pm

N4U|Redux wrote:-= original quote snipped =-

Was this the reason he got suspended?

LOL

If so, I guess a suffix of "just kidding" means nothing...?

Nope; has nothing to do with it.

ivDT · Post #18 » by **ivDT** » Thu May 1, 2008 4:02 pm

um, how exactly does one grade sperm prior to your kids growing into adults?

is a sommelier involved?

edit: 'r', matey.

sChOlaRlY_Magi · Post #19 » by **sChOlaRlY_Magi** » Thu May 1, 2008 5:00 pm

Max Power wrote:-= original quote snipped =-

Dunkin, let's not forget what Hulk Hogan was caught doing with his 19 year old daughter on camera. Dude massaging his own kids ass, and then went beyond even that in the video. Now that's freaking sick. Hulkamania may live forever, but it needs to live forever in prison. Sick bastard.

Whoa! I didn't hear anything about this at all! Probably my own fault because the only news I watch is PTI.

I did hear that he got divorced, but not much else... Can anyone give me a brief synopsis other than above...? I mean damn I'm out of the loop on this one as he lives in FL.

DontPushMe · Post #20 » by **DontPushMe** » Sun May 4, 2008 5:36 pm

OrlandoMagic wrote:I have this theory that after I get married Im going to have 10 kids. One of them has to make me rich right?!?!?!

I just hope im like Malone and get two kids that can make me rich

I only see one. Look up the salaries of WNBA players.