Curse you, Poetic Justice!!!

[moofs]

http://basketball.realgm.com/src_wireta ... officials/

What's the world coming to when a contest can't even be properly lopsided anymore?

[RaoulDuke79]

Shiner 99 Munich Style Helles Lager is pretty good. I think I might like it more than original Shiner or even Shiner Blonde, but I'm not sure yet.

[moofs]

There is no icon for tilting the head sideways with a giant question mark on top. Go beer!?

[camron1269]

i cant believe sloan has the nerve to complain about officials. he coaches the dirtiest team in the league AND the team that flops the most

[BlueLancerEvo]

so the officials wanted to make the jazz win in utah. stop complaining so much , phil jackson. You know the deal. they're making up for that jordan push on byron russell.

[Optimism Prime]

Shiner 99 Munich Style Helles Lager is pretty good. I think I might like it more than original Shiner or even Shiner Blonde, but I'm not sure yet.

This thread is now about Battlefield Earth.

Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 is a 2000 American film adaptation of the novel Battlefield Earth by L. Ron Hubbard. It was a commercial and critical disaster and has been widely criticized as one of the worst films ever made. Starring John Travolta, Forest Whitaker and Barry Pepper, the film depicts an Earth that has been under the rule of the alien Psychlos for 1,000 years and tells the story of the rebellion that develops when the Psychlos attempt to use the surviving humans as gold miners. Travolta, a long-time Scientologist, had sought for many years to make a film of the novel by Hubbard, the founder of Scientology. After a long search, he obtained funding from Franchise Pictures, an independent production company that specialized in rescuing stars' pet projects. However, Battlefield Earth received abysmal reviews on its release and failed to recoup its costs at the box office. Franchise Pictures was later sued by its investors and was bankrupted after it emerged that it had fraudulently overstated the film's budget by $31 million.

[moofs]

OK!!!

http://www.dbskeptic.com/2008/03/08/the ... ing-force/

(I'm guessing the topic changing stems from my reiterating an old topic. In my estimation though, there's no way to get tired of Phil Jackson and Jerry Sloan grousing about the referees. Maybe it would be better if Sloan was hexed by a curse that caused a 200lb anvil to fall on his little toe at some random time every day, hitting the adjoining knuckle as well once or twice per week, then getting shot by a watergun full of blueberry jelly on his way to the game after he's already changed to his white game shirt and stung in the inner ear by a trained assassin bee right before tipoff and at halftime of every game - both ears if the Jazz are leading -, but that's about all I can think of)

[Optimism Prime]

OK!!!

http://www.dbskeptic.com/2008/03/08/the ... ing-force/

(I'm guessing the topic changing stems from my reiterating an old topic. In my estimation though, there's no way to get tired of Phil Jackson and Jerry Sloan grousing about the referees. Maybe it would be better if Sloan was hexed by a curse that caused a 200lb anvil to fall on his little toe at some random time every day, hitting the adjoining knuckle as well once or twice per week, then getting shot by a watergun full of blueberry jelly on his way to the game after he's already changed to his white game shirt and stung in the inner ear by a trained assassin bee right before tipoff and at halftime of every game - both ears if the Jazz are leading -, but that's about all I can think of)

I have no idea about the original topic change. He might've just been drunk... Mine is originally from the OT board. Some guy came in, and posted something random--someone else responded with the wikipedia article of the day blurb.

So, that's what I did here.

[Ribalding]

Does this mean I can change the thread focus to "Top Ten Most Amusing Ways For Jerry Sloan To Die In A Brothel"???

I'm just asking.

Or perhaps "How Your Wife Is Assassinating Your Sexual Identity". Or maybe "Marmosets Versus Pickled Okra : A Study In Terrifying Duality." (Though that's not so much a thread focus as it is a lifestyle choice.)

That could be fun, too.

When is the draft?

[sweet_jesus]

The Pick and Roll
Walking a pomeranian in front of a gym
Pickled Marmosets?
June 26th

[Ribalding]

The Pick and Roll
Walking a pomeranian in front of a gym
Pickled Marmosets?
June 26th

I'm going to wake up my wife and make "pick and roll" into a sexual euphemism. When she divorces me tomorrow, I'm totally blaming you.

[tha_rock220]

I'm confused. Where's the poetic justice here. I thought that was a movie with 2Pac and Jada Pinkett. Sloan and PJax are always complaining about refs. For some reason I enjoyed Battlefield Earth despite it being horrible. I'm still confused. It's pathetic that all I have to do this evening is find album covers for my itunes library.

[sweet_jesus]

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I'm going to wake up my wife and make "pick and roll" into a sexual euphemism. When she divorces me tomorrow, I'm totally blaming you.

mmmmmmmmm... Pickled Marmosets

[RaoulDuke79]

So yea, it's official. Shiner 99 IS better than the original.

[TMU]

IBTFL...

Heineken > Any beer...

[Optimism Prime]

IBTFL...

Heineken > Any beer...

That's as ludicrous as saying Jerome James > Any center.

[moofs]

I'm going to wake up my wife and make "pick and roll" into a sexual euphemism. When she divorces me tomorrow, I'm totally blaming you.

I'm casting my official moofs vote for this as Post of the Year.

Edit: If you manage to get away with that, you might also see if you can pull off a hat trick without getting called for highsticking, then roll out of the pocket and let loose with a Hail Mary. You can call it the Triple Crown.

[tha_rock220]

IBTFL...

Heineken > Any beer...

TMU I've drank almost every beer available in your typical gas station or bar, and I have to say you're totally wrong. Bud Light is so much better than Heineken and it's less expensive to boot.

[Optimism Prime]

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I'm casting my official moofs vote for this as Post of the Year.

Edit: If you manage to get away with that, you might also see if you can pull off a hat trick without getting called for highsticking, then roll out of the pocket and let loose with a Hail Mary. You can call it the Triple Crown.

Talk about avoiding the language filter!

[TMU]

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TMU I've drank almost every beer available in your typical gas station or bar, and I have to say you're totally wrong. Bud Light is so much better than Heineken and it's less expensive to boot.

I mean to say, Heineken > Any commercial beer...

And Sam Adams.