Basketball trash talk phrases

War3player · Post #1 » by **War3player** » Sat May 31, 2008 8:43 pm

Hit the gym, your game is weak.

Hit the shower, your game stinks.

Those were off basketball t-shirts I think. Any more?

pballa · Post #2 » by **pballa** » Sat May 31, 2008 8:45 pm

Any awesome And1 shirt.

PapeSowish · Post #3 » by **PapeSowish** » Sat May 31, 2008 9:40 pm

Because there are no 4s

Let's NBA

ToffKobe · Post #4 » by **ToffKobe** » Sat May 31, 2008 10:28 pm

PapeSowish wrote:Because there are no 4s

Let's NBA

How are those trash talking phrases.

Dinky Bits · Post #5 » by **Dinky Bits** » Sat May 31, 2008 10:36 pm

He only got one hand!

Post #6 » by **studcrackers** » Sat May 31, 2008 10:59 pm

no i dont smoke, i smoke fools like you on the basketball court

T-Spot · Post #7 » by **T-Spot** » Sat May 31, 2008 11:14 pm

Bring out your Turkey's because I brought the STUFFING!

OOOOOOHHHH! WHAT NOW?

Post #8 » by **SOUL** » Sat May 31, 2008 11:14 pm

Ya mamma

realraptor · Post #9 » by **realraptor** » Sun Jun 1, 2008 12:21 am

"You reach, I teach."

BallAboveAll · Post #10 » by **BallAboveAll** » Sun Jun 1, 2008 12:53 am

Takes this for what it's worth. I have once had a guy tell me he's 8/10 from half court.

J~Rush · Post #11 » by **J~Rush** » Sun Jun 1, 2008 12:58 am

"Got 'em, coach"

Silk Wilkes · Post #12 » by **Silk Wilkes** » Sun Jun 1, 2008 1:03 am

"Million dollar move, two dollar shot."

Albanian Damien · Post #13 » by **Albanian Damien** » Sun Jun 1, 2008 1:14 am

"Have you gotten into computers lately, man you are hacking."

whipdamage · Post #14 » by **whipdamage** » Sun Jun 1, 2008 1:21 am

this is from experience:

"c'mon, shoot. you can make the shot. i'll give you the open space" or something like that, and i missed the shot.

i don't know if this is trash talk but.. "hey! pass me the ball. hey, give me the ball" or something similar from my own teammates as soon i receive the ball.

T-Spot · Post #15 » by **T-Spot** » Sun Jun 1, 2008 2:06 am

"Hey! There's a hair on the court!"

mp90 · Post #16 » by **mp90** » Sun Jun 1, 2008 3:09 am

T-Spot wrote:"Hey! There's a hair on the court!"

Ball! Game on son!

AIfan3 · Post #17 » by **AIfan3** » Sun Jun 1, 2008 3:18 am

I remember playing against this old school baller once and he said something to this extent to me.. "Floater like a butterfly, I sting like a bee, your hands can't steal what your eyes can't see"..

cdubbz · Post #18 » by **cdubbz** » Sun Jun 1, 2008 3:31 am

"I'll eat your family" haha

JO7 · Post #19 » by **JO7** » Sun Jun 1, 2008 4:58 am

"Not in my house"

"All day baby"

http://www.last.fm/user/DPF55 · Post #20 » by **Buck You** » Sun Jun 1, 2008 5:01 am

When I leave a guy open to shoot I say, "I'll give you All Century to shoot that." Or when I block a shot I do the Mutombo finger wag, no words needed.