Basketball trash talk phrases

[Troubadour]

"Can we just call it a game? I have to fill your mother's water dish..."

[AgentK0be]

this isn't trash talk but i think its pretty funny

when someone on your team is getting used and you ask
"wanna switch up?"

[Death Knight]

Don't shoot it!

[pillwenney]

Of course!

[Garamond]

I don't trash talk, mainly because if I am involved in any physical activity I am the one losing.

But if I did I'd use all your wonderful suggestions.

[The Main Event]

"Lisa Leslie, with the (insert hack move/shot here)!!!"

[bleu]

They call me Energizer cus I just keep going, and going, and going...

[Hypz]

-(after someone pulls a move) Someone call the doctor cuz that move was sick!!!
-(after you block a shot) The question is why? Why would you try and shoot on me?
-(after you steal the ball) Someone call the cops, there's been a theft of a basketball!!!
-(after you block a shot) Didin't you see the sign to the hoop. It says "No Entry"
-Your game's like moldy swiss cheese, full of holes!!!
-D is the fourth letter of the alphabet. A B C then D, you might wanna start using some of it!!!
-(after you block a shot) Uh, does the term pumpfake ever come into mind???
-(after a cross) i believe your ankles need an X-ray!!!
-If i were you on D, id juss step off the court
-My moves are rated R cuz of tha violence it causes on your anklez!!!
-(after you shake the D) I know, i feel sorry for you too, your girlfriend saw that

-Forget about the circus, i'm the greatest show on earth!!!
-i'm da 8th wonder of the world!!!
-if i let u score will u go home??
-take my card i'm givin u the busuiness!!
-hit da weight room cuz your game is weak!!!
-u should charge a toll that i drive by u so much!!!
-class is now in session!
-my game and your mom, they're both phat!!
-look up greatest in the dictionary and you'll see a pic of my game!
-r u planning to make a house wit all dose bricks???
-stop shooting! trhe backboard has feelings too!!!
-do u have a suitcase for all dat travelin??
-i think you lost your game better go check the lost and found!!!
-your the worst store owner . . . always gettin things stolen!!!
-you call that a move? that looks like sometine my lil bro did when he was 3!!!
-my shots are as accurate as a shot out of a sniper rifle. I never miss
-1 second your looking straight at me, the next i was hanging on the rim!!
-i drop so many bombs u thought it was pearl harbor all over again!!
-if u are scoring then i know i'm playing bad!!!
-i don't get paid enough to waste my time with peeps like u!!!
-When u shoot the only thing da ball is gonna hit is my hand!!!
-You're like a bundle of firewood, always getting burned
-The more you shoot the more embarrassment you're causing yourself
-My handles are more than you can handle
-I make you fall more and worst than if you're dancing on ice
-By the time I'm done wit you your not gonna have any ankles left
-I drive pass you so much you must feel like a hitchhiker being ignored by every car
-you have 2 choices . . . step off the court or get your ass embarrassed
-I heard that they were selling handlez (or what ever the D isnt doing good in) down the street . . . why don??t u get yourself one
-Better get some Lysol ready cuz I??m gonna mess u up
-My moves are too fast for the naked eye to see
-they call the side ur guarding the express lane cuz it's fast and easy to get pass
-ur so short I almost tripped ova u
-Don't laugh . . . your next
-I don need a mic . . . my game speaks for itself
-take a ticket . . . I'm serving everyone
-don??t blink . . . u might miss something
-u and the net . . . I'm wearing both u guys out
-(when they air ball it) Aaaaaiiiiiiirrrrrrrrr Jordan
-(when u block it) Get outa my house!!
-(when they miss/air balls it but it hits the bottom of the net) Nothin but the bottom of the net!
-my moves aren't the speed of light . . . my moves are faster
-ima gon turn our side of the score board into a clock, and i'm the battery, it'll just keep going up til u stop me
-They call me the Arizona Forest cuz i'm always on fire
-my hops are so good that when they made the song touch the sky they were watchin me!!!
-when u shoot your team starts to pray!!!
-you foul so much the crowd can't tell the difference between this and boxing!!!
-here's a present for u . . . a book on how to NOT airball!!!!
-when i said i was gonna skool u, u took out your text book!!!
-your shot is so off that the crowd can't tell what your aiming at!!
-You're so slow that if you went any slower time would stop
-u tripped so bad, u made a hole in the floor
-i saw the audience faces turns sour when u did a move.....I thought they were eating warheads.
-my game is like a chewing gum, my defense is sticky!
-now i finally realized what a bad player means when I looked at u
-u need to start taking viagra to get ur game harder.
-Even my Shadow can't stay with me!!!
-You're like a classic car, always gettin waxed!!
-I'm like time. . .i can't be stopped!!!
-Here's a 5 . . . go buy youself a game!!!
-Grab a notebook . . . your abobut to be schooled!!
-They call me the Bus driver cuz i bring kids to school!!!
-Smile . . . this move can be on a poster!!!
-call 9111 . . . i'm on fire!!!
-go to church and pray u don't have to guard me!!!
-I believe in recycling . . . i' gonna use u over and over!!!
-I saw a picture of your game on a milk carton!!!
-Dont apologize yo games sorry enough
-Oh! Oh! Sorry! Did I stand on your game?
-Oh sorry! the tennis courts are across tha road!
-Are you playin tha same game I am?
-You so stupid you failed yo blood test, let me take you back to skool!
-your like a candle, always getting blown out
-all dat shake and bake but no dinner?
-Just back up . . . the closer you guard the better i look and the worse you look
-Naw im not a pro....Im better
-(make a swish) Now thats the sound i like
-Yea your right im not good but atleast i can still beat you
-Man you must envy me...i just did that move
-Awwww so cute but you gon look ugly when you start guarding me
-i am 2kwik 2 guard, so stan bak if u still want yo anklez
-get out yo ankle brace or book yo ass an ambulance fool
-im like a ghost wen u gard me, i disappear
-u can dream all u wanna but u never b like me
-how many times are u gonna let me score??
-i didnt no the earth cude supply so many bricks
-u would of had a better chance to make it if u didnt throw it at my hand when i jumped up
-go to a place where they sell video games and buy yo self a sum game, u mite need it
-so which bus u want me to take u to school in?
-if u didnt shoot bricks there would be alot less ppl in the hospital
-no, dont shoot!! u can put an eye out wit that thing!!
-(when u bank a shot, it bounces off the backboard and goes in) the bandk is open for deposits


-They call me Area Code cuz I dial long distance
-They call me The Thief cuz I'm always stealing the ball
-They call me The Sheild cuz i'm always blocking things
-They call me The Right Hand Man cuz I'm always assisting people
-They call me Grasshopper cuz i can jump like one
-They call me The Crossing Guard cuz i'm always crossing people on the Streets.
-They call me Bus Driver cuz i'm always taking kids to school
-They call me The Xecutioner cuz moves kill the D
-They call me 911 cuz it always has to be dialed when i do a cross
-They call me 100% cuz i never miss a shot
-They call me Bannaz Peel cuz i always make u fall
-They call me The X cuz I'm always crossin em up
-They call me The Chef cuz I'm always shakin and bakin
-They call me Complete package cuz my game includes everything
-They call me Full course meal cuz my game includes everything
-They call me Two face cuz I play good offense and defense
-They call me TNT cuz I explode right to the hoop
-They call me The Slot Machine cuz you can't ever win against me and if you do you've hit jackpot
-They call me Captain Hook cuz i can put in any hook shot
-They call me Steel cuz I can't be penetrated and i can "steal"
-They call me The terrorist cuz I do shocking things
-They call me Antitheft cuz I never get the ball stolen (in other words good handles)
-They call me Grand theft auto cuz I'm always stealin the ball
-They call me 007 license to kill cuz i'm always killin peeps on the court
-They call me frost bite cuz I freez all the playaz on the court
-They call me Houdini cuz my moves aren't real, their magic
-They call me ET cuz my moves are from out of this world
-They call me Fast4ward- cuz that's what my handles look like
-They call me 3d EFX- cuz my moves don't look real
-They call me Jaw Jroppercuz that's what happens to the crowd when i pull a move
-They call me The Electric Chaircuz i leave the D in shock
-They call me Poison cuz i can take the D down like dat
-They call me Earthquake cuz i'll shake u til u fall
-They call me Fire Fighter cuz i put out ppl's fires
-They call me 24 karat cuz my game pure
-They call me Museum of Natural Skillz cuz dat's waht i am
-They call me Corner Stone cuz the team can't stand without me
-They call me Unshakable cuz I can't be shaked
-They call me Yeti, the unBOMBable snowman cuz when i'm on the court nobody can drop a bomb on me
-They call me the Assistant cuz i'm always giving assists
-They call me Boardless cuz I always swish
-They call me Chili Sauce cuz i'm hotter than Hot Sauce

Holy ****, you must be Trash-Talking King!

[AnSweR07]

"You suck at basketball."

[20MexicanosIn1Van]

-(after someone pulls a move) Someone call the doctor cuz that move was sick!!!
-(after you block a shot) The question is why? Why would you try and shoot on me?
-(after you steal the ball) Someone call the cops, there's been a theft of a basketball!!!
-(after you block a shot) Didin't you see the sign to the hoop. It says "No Entry"
-Your game's like moldy swiss cheese, full of holes!!!
-D is the fourth letter of the alphabet. A B C then D, you might wanna start using some of it!!!
-(after you block a shot) Uh, does the term pumpfake ever come into mind???
-(after a cross) i believe your ankles need an X-ray!!!
-If i were you on D, id juss step off the court
-My moves are rated R cuz of tha violence it causes on your anklez!!!
-(after you shake the D) I know, i feel sorry for you too, your girlfriend saw that

-Forget about the circus, i'm the greatest show on earth!!!
-i'm da 8th wonder of the world!!!
-if i let u score will u go home??
-take my card i'm givin u the busuiness!!
-hit da weight room cuz your game is weak!!!
-u should charge a toll that i drive by u so much!!!
-class is now in session!
-my game and your mom, they're both phat!!
-look up greatest in the dictionary and you'll see a pic of my game!
-r u planning to make a house wit all dose bricks???
-stop shooting! trhe backboard has feelings too!!!
-do u have a suitcase for all dat travelin??
-i think you lost your game better go check the lost and found!!!
-your the worst store owner . . . always gettin things stolen!!!
-you call that a move? that looks like sometine my lil bro did when he was 3!!!
-my shots are as accurate as a shot out of a sniper rifle. I never miss
-1 second your looking straight at me, the next i was hanging on the rim!!
-i drop so many bombs u thought it was pearl harbor all over again!!
-if u are scoring then i know i'm playing bad!!!
-i don't get paid enough to waste my time with peeps like u!!!
-When u shoot the only thing da ball is gonna hit is my hand!!!
-You're like a bundle of firewood, always getting burned
-The more you shoot the more embarrassment you're causing yourself
-My handles are more than you can handle
-I make you fall more and worst than if you're dancing on ice
-By the time I'm done wit you your not gonna have any ankles left
-I drive pass you so much you must feel like a hitchhiker being ignored by every car
-you have 2 choices . . . step off the court or get your ass embarrassed
-I heard that they were selling handlez (or what ever the D isnt doing good in) down the street . . . why don??t u get yourself one
-Better get some Lysol ready cuz I??m gonna mess u up
-My moves are too fast for the naked eye to see
-they call the side ur guarding the express lane cuz it's fast and easy to get pass
-ur so short I almost tripped ova u
-Don't laugh . . . your next
-I don need a mic . . . my game speaks for itself
-take a ticket . . . I'm serving everyone
-don??t blink . . . u might miss something
-u and the net . . . I'm wearing both u guys out
-(when they air ball it) Aaaaaiiiiiiirrrrrrrrr Jordan
-(when u block it) Get outa my house!!
-(when they miss/air balls it but it hits the bottom of the net) Nothin but the bottom of the net!
-my moves aren't the speed of light . . . my moves are faster
-ima gon turn our side of the score board into a clock, and i'm the battery, it'll just keep going up til u stop me
-They call me the Arizona Forest cuz i'm always on fire
-my hops are so good that when they made the song touch the sky they were watchin me!!!
-when u shoot your team starts to pray!!!
-you foul so much the crowd can't tell the difference between this and boxing!!!
-here's a present for u . . . a book on how to NOT airball!!!!
-when i said i was gonna skool u, u took out your text book!!!
-your shot is so off that the crowd can't tell what your aiming at!!
-You're so slow that if you went any slower time would stop
-u tripped so bad, u made a hole in the floor
-i saw the audience faces turns sour when u did a move.....I thought they were eating warheads.
-my game is like a chewing gum, my defense is sticky!
-now i finally realized what a bad player means when I looked at u
-u need to start taking viagra to get ur game harder.
-Even my Shadow can't stay with me!!!
-You're like a classic car, always gettin waxed!!
-I'm like time. . .i can't be stopped!!!
-Here's a 5 . . . go buy youself a game!!!
-Grab a notebook . . . your abobut to be schooled!!
-They call me the Bus driver cuz i bring kids to school!!!
-Smile . . . this move can be on a poster!!!
-call 9111 . . . i'm on fire!!!
-go to church and pray u don't have to guard me!!!
-I believe in recycling . . . i' gonna use u over and over!!!
-I saw a picture of your game on a milk carton!!!
-Dont apologize yo games sorry enough
-Oh! Oh! Sorry! Did I stand on your game?
-Oh sorry! the tennis courts are across tha road!
-Are you playin tha same game I am?
-You so stupid you failed yo blood test, let me take you back to skool!
-your like a candle, always getting blown out
-all dat shake and bake but no dinner?
-Just back up . . . the closer you guard the better i look and the worse you look
-Naw im not a pro....Im better
-(make a swish) Now thats the sound i like
-Yea your right im not good but atleast i can still beat you
-Man you must envy me...i just did that move
-Awwww so cute but you gon look ugly when you start guarding me
-i am 2kwik 2 guard, so stan bak if u still want yo anklez
-get out yo ankle brace or book yo ass an ambulance fool
-im like a ghost wen u gard me, i disappear
-u can dream all u wanna but u never b like me
-how many times are u gonna let me score??
-i didnt no the earth cude supply so many bricks
-u would of had a better chance to make it if u didnt throw it at my hand when i jumped up
-go to a place where they sell video games and buy yo self a sum game, u mite need it
-so which bus u want me to take u to school in?
-if u didnt shoot bricks there would be alot less ppl in the hospital
-no, dont shoot!! u can put an eye out wit that thing!!
-(when u bank a shot, it bounces off the backboard and goes in) the bandk is open for deposits


-They call me Area Code cuz I dial long distance
-They call me The Thief cuz I'm always stealing the ball
-They call me The Sheild cuz i'm always blocking things
-They call me The Right Hand Man cuz I'm always assisting people
-They call me Grasshopper cuz i can jump like one
-They call me The Crossing Guard cuz i'm always crossing people on the Streets.
-They call me Bus Driver cuz i'm always taking kids to school
-They call me The Xecutioner cuz moves kill the D
-They call me 911 cuz it always has to be dialed when i do a cross
-They call me 100% cuz i never miss a shot
-They call me Bannaz Peel cuz i always make u fall
-They call me The X cuz I'm always crossin em up
-They call me The Chef cuz I'm always shakin and bakin
-They call me Complete package cuz my game includes everything
-They call me Full course meal cuz my game includes everything
-They call me Two face cuz I play good offense and defense
-They call me TNT cuz I explode right to the hoop
-They call me The Slot Machine cuz you can't ever win against me and if you do you've hit jackpot
-They call me Captain Hook cuz i can put in any hook shot
-They call me Steel cuz I can't be penetrated and i can "steal"
-They call me The terrorist cuz I do shocking things
-They call me Antitheft cuz I never get the ball stolen (in other words good handles)
-They call me Grand theft auto cuz I'm always stealin the ball
-They call me 007 license to kill cuz i'm always killin peeps on the court
-They call me frost bite cuz I freez all the playaz on the court
-They call me Houdini cuz my moves aren't real, their magic
-They call me ET cuz my moves are from out of this world
-They call me Fast4ward- cuz that's what my handles look like
-They call me 3d EFX- cuz my moves don't look real
-They call me Jaw Jroppercuz that's what happens to the crowd when i pull a move
-They call me The Electric Chaircuz i leave the D in shock
-They call me Poison cuz i can take the D down like dat
-They call me Earthquake cuz i'll shake u til u fall
-They call me Fire Fighter cuz i put out ppl's fires
-They call me 24 karat cuz my game pure
-They call me Museum of Natural Skillz cuz dat's waht i am
-They call me Corner Stone cuz the team can't stand without me
-They call me Unshakable cuz I can't be shaked
-They call me Yeti, the unBOMBable snowman cuz when i'm on the court nobody can drop a bomb on me
-They call me the Assistant cuz i'm always giving assists
-They call me Boardless cuz I always swish
-They call me Chili Sauce cuz i'm hotter than Hot Sauce

"Your game is worse than your trash talking ability"

[BubbaTee]

Sir, you may be good at basketball, but you have a small penis!

[D-Wags#13]

usually i don't talk trash as well...
last week though, there was this guy at the court i ball at thinking he owns the court, shooting jumper after jumper, yet barely making them.
the court isn't too wide though and it's made out of bricks.
so after he kept talking and talking and thinking he's making the rules, he went up for another jumper and clanked it.
i grabbed the rebound and said sth like: boy, you can start to act like you own that court as soon as you widened it with all those bricks you put up.

that got the whole park laughing, dude's team lost and he went straight home

another on i remember from those older and1 shirts is "stop shooting, backboards have feelings too".


and another story, but wasn't really trash talk.
when i was 17, i was defening the guy who inbounded from halfcourt in front of the scorer's table in an official game. one of the guys from the scorer's table said to the guy that was about to inbound "come on, slam one home." i looked up to them and said sth like "don't try, i'll do it first". few minutes later, i stealed the ball and went on to throw down my first dunk in an official game.

[loserX]

"May the better player win! Huzzah for sportsmanship!"

[T-Spot]

"May the better player win! Huzzah for sportsmanship!"

[Troubadour]

"School comes first!"

[Bulls_Dynasty6]

no i dont smoke, i smoke fools like you on the basketball court

I totally remember that commercial.

Anyone got a link?

[Boognish]

From Espn:
Ivan Carter of the Washington Post: "Someone -- can't remember who -- once told me a story about GP's greatest trash talking moment. Apparently he was inbounding the ball once when some fan was giving it to him pretty good. Without even turning around, GP yelled over his shoulder: 'Shut up fool before I slap you with my wallet!' God I hope that's true."


Yes.

[Palmeirense]

LOL,someone has been playing NBA Street a little too much.

[MagicNolesFSU]

lol Got'em Coach, was always my fav.

[dan2314]

im heating up!
hey, #__, thats on you! you better get out here!
hey coach! you better get someone else out here coz these guys cant guard me!
building a house with all these all these bricks!
im right here, get rid of it!
look at your statline! thats all youve got? this is embarrassing.
you better put some points up soon, if youre gonna keep up with me!