Now that Sasha Vujacic is a star, lets settle something

LakerFanMan · Post #141 » by **LakerFanMan** » Sat May 31, 2008 1:15 am

^^^ LOL at the world hunger comment.

Speedlot · Post #142 » by **Speedlot** » Sat May 31, 2008 2:35 am

After reading the Letters to the Editor in his local newspaper, Chuck Norris became enraged at the fact that Richard Dean Anderson was considered sexier by women in the coveted 65+ demographic. To increase his sex appeal to older women, Chuck Norris tried to build a Missle Defense System out of a tube of chapstick, six rubber bands, a spork from KFC and a copy of Sports by Huey Lewis and the News. This soon became the prototype for the Total Body Gym Workout Sasha Vujacic Machine.

Rasho Brezec · Post #143 » by **Rasho Brezec** » Sat May 31, 2008 7:05 am

This board will explode when Machine makes game-winning 3 to win the championship.

kobeaki · Post #144 » by **kobeaki** » Sat May 31, 2008 8:28 am

10scott10 wrote:all i can say is that the 3 pointer at the buzzer was a dick move. I say this as a laker fan and a huge sasha fan, but it was really a dick move.

than it was also a dick move for tony lon-gore-eeeeeeya, to make a driving layup....

sasha was running his play, it really isnt his fault everybody stopped playing, and as doug collins said right after the buzzer, whoever was guarding sasha, yold him to go for it....take....

it is super-fantastic that the ones who butt-hurt about that shot are the degenerate point-spread gamblers, who require some form of "side action" in order to watch a sporting event, just like rush limbaugh needs oxycontin to face the day...

i hope he cost all your dorks your car payments.... :violin:

JellosJigglin · Post #145 » by **JellosJigglin** » Sat May 31, 2008 8:33 am

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Exactly. As I said, anyone voting against the Lakers deserved to lose their money.

Sasha and anti-world hunger FTW.

kobeaki · Post #146 » by **kobeaki** » Sat May 31, 2008 8:35 am

Tabasco wrote:-= original quote snipped =-

If you gamble on sports that bucket was far from meaningless. That stupid ugly ass vujabitch cost me a hundred bucks.

see above, degenerate.

asdfgh · Post #147 » by **asdfgh** » Mon Jun 2, 2008 2:16 am

Our boy Sasha has a new girlfriend.

Post #148 » by **NO-KG-AI** » Mon Jun 2, 2008 3:01 am

Sasha is gay?

girlygirl · Post #149 » by **girlygirl** » Mon Jun 2, 2008 5:15 am

I went to a Lakers game early this season when Vujacic was struggling and barely playing at all. There was one girl (late teens-early 20's) sitting in the row in front of me who was wearing a Vujacic jersey and carrying a photo of him. She SCREAMED every time he touched the ball, let alone hit a shot. It was sort of scary how much love (or whatever) she had for him.

Guy986 · Post #150 » by **Guy986** » Mon Jun 2, 2008 5:35 am

girlygirl wrote:I went to a Lakers game early this season when Vujacic was struggling and barely playing at all. There was one girl (late teens-early 20's) sitting in the row in front of me who was wearing a Vujacic jersey and carrying a photo of him. She SCREAMED every time he touched the ball, let alone hit a shot. It was sort of scary how much love (or whatever) she had for him.

Thats cuz the Machine is smexy as hell. :love:

JellosJigglin · Post #151 » by **JellosJigglin** » Mon Jun 2, 2008 5:40 am

girlygirl wrote:I went to a Lakers game early this season when Vujacic was struggling and barely playing at all. There was one girl (late teens-early 20's) sitting in the row in front of me who was wearing a Vujacic jersey and carrying a photo of him. She SCREAMED every time he touched the ball, let alone hit a shot. It was sort of scary how much love (or whatever) she had for him.

You were probably pretending to text message but were really taking pictures of him on your camera phone. There is no shame in admitting it. The Machine is a rock star.

dustinzb · Post #152 » by **dustinzb** » Mon Jun 2, 2008 4:07 pm

All jokes aside, Sasha is obviously a glorified role player

hermes · Post #153 » by **hermes** » Mon Jun 2, 2008 4:37 pm

whose joking

Guy986 · Post #154 » by **Guy986** » Mon Jun 2, 2008 6:06 pm

dustinzb wrote:All jokes aside, Sasha is obviously a glorified role player

You're a joke.

Hey Jello, this thread is long overdued for another pic of the Machine in Laker short shorts. :eyebrows:

Mindflayer · Post #155 » by **Mindflayer** » Tue Jun 3, 2008 3:20 am

BMiller52 wrote:Why Melo is one of my favorite players: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL1_fXU0 ... re=related

Seriously Vujacic is a punk ass loser who is riding his teammate's coattails. The guy is a useless annoying POS and I want to break his face.

You should like this guy. He's Brad Miller. A guy you can't stand when playing for another team but someone you love when he's playing on yours.

Dr Aki · Post #156 » by **Dr Aki** » Tue Jun 3, 2008 10:29 am

sasha vujacic may yet achieve cult hero status akin to kurt rambis by the time this series is over

HTown34s · Post #157 » by **HTown34s** » Tue Jun 3, 2008 9:01 pm

Anyone who can help knock out the Jizz, is okay in my book

All hail Sasha :bowdown:

Mad Mike · Post #158 » by **Mad Mike** » Tue Jun 3, 2008 10:03 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUUah2xt ... re=related

sorry if this has been posted already but if not :rofl:

Lake Dynasty · Post #159 » by **Lake Dynasty** » Wed Jun 4, 2008 5:06 am

Akiho wrote:sasha vujacic may yet achieve cult hero status akin to kurt rambis by the time this series is over

If the Lakers win the title and he plays like he has been in the PO's so far then im sure he will

Chubby Chaser · Post #160 » by **Chubby Chaser** » Wed Jun 4, 2008 5:24 am

Did you know that Sasha Vujacic counted to infiniti? Twice.