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Post#21 » by Klomp » Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:23 pm

D1SGRUNTL3D wrote:I expect FSN N to have a Lima camera panned on her at all the game.


Split screen like they did on KG a couple years ago.
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Post#22 » by Basti » Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:28 pm

I bet Jaric does it only do have teh secks with her :eyebrows:
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Post#23 » by theGreatRC » Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:49 pm

D1SGRUNTL3D wrote:All hell will break lose if FSN doesn't have Lima camera panned on her at all the game.


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Post#24 » by PeeDee » Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:57 pm

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D1SGRUNTL3D wrote:All hell will break lose (sic) if FSN doesn't have Lima camera panned on her boobies at all the game.



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DOUBLE FIXED.
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Post#25 » by Devilzsidewalk » Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:22 pm

oh man that Adriana is en fuego, I'd like to take her out to a fancy restaurant and then drive her home and walk her to her door and say good night, then go home and furiously masturbate.

Thats like the perfect date for me.
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Post#26 » by PeeDee » Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:26 pm

LOL. Man you wasted my 'boobie fix' post. You thunder stealer you.
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Post#27 » by Devilzsidewalk » Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:28 pm

lets share, it can be OUR thunder
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Post#28 » by PeeDee » Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:31 pm

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Post#29 » by theGreatRC » Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:07 am

Devilzsidewalk wrote:oh man that Adriana is en fuego, I'd like to take her out to a fancy restaurant and then drive her home and walk her to her door and say good night, then go home and furiously masturbate.

Thats like the perfect date for me.


I do that too!

How do you fix the friction burn from the furious hand session?
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Post#31 » by shrink » Sat Jun 14, 2008 1:50 am

Did I ever tell you guys my five second brush with Adriana Lima story?

Now, I've never been a guy who's head has been turned by a pretty face. My friends actually joke about it. After we've been out playing softball or volleyball and they are talking about some cute girl that was out on the field/court with us, I'll always be the one that asks "Was the the one who made that nice diving play just inside the line?" to which I get the jokes about my testosterone (and other things) which I so richly deserve. Anyway, I just wanted to set a baseline for you.

Last year I'm at the MSP airport walking back through the long concourse to pick up my luggage. Walking towards me is perhaps the most striking woman I've ever seen. She was dressed in jeans and heels, and had a narrow cowboy hat on. The thing that caught my attention was the surgical precision to this woman's beauty. While she was clearly traveling casually, not an eyebrow or eyelash was out of place. Her hair was perfect. Her eyes -- more than perfect. Her make-up, while causal, perfect. Her beauty looked effortless.

Well, as unaccustomed as I am to looking at beautiful women on the sly, I must have been pretty blatantly gawking about it, because she saw me with some stupid stunned look on my face. This must have amused her, because as we walked past, she gave me a little half smile and a little head nod. I was probably lucky I didn't trip over my feet, and I don't even remember finding my luggage.

Three weeks later you guys posted the Adriana Lima photos here, and I recognized who had given me that little half smile.

It makes me think about this discussion about whether Kobe was catching Michael Jordan as the GOAT. One of the points a writer made is that when someone achieves that level of success at their goals, we all recognize it. If someone says "He's the Michael Jordan of the slide trombone" we all understand what that means. After seeing Adriana, without wardrobe, without lighting, without hairdressers or make-up artists, she has that same level of success to me. I hope one day that Marko Jaric can be the Adriana Lima of utility men.
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Post#32 » by Devilzsidewalk » Sat Jun 14, 2008 2:10 am

theGreatRC wrote:
I do that too!

How do you fix the friction burn from the furious hand session?


use a higher grain sand paper
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Post#33 » by GopherIt! » Sat Jun 14, 2008 2:32 am

I suspect that there's some serious effort at one-handed keyboarding going on around here...
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Post#34 » by casey » Sat Jun 14, 2008 2:33 am

Cloud765 wrote:Jaric's stock just went up

That's what kids are callin it these days, eh.
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Post#35 » by 4ho5ive » Sat Jun 14, 2008 7:24 am

Adriana can beat me off the dribble any day of the week.
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Post#36 » by theGreatRC » Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:35 am

Nice story Shrink


Hopefully Adriana helps Marko with his penetration skills.
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Post#37 » by bejo1987 » Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:56 am

Calinks3 wrote:LMAO remember the Jaric's are the Jordans of Serbia.

No, he isn't. ;)

You guys, stop talking and start posting some pictures. :D
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Post#38 » by Basti » Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:50 am

shrink wrote:Did I ever tell you guys my five second brush with Adriana Lima story?

Now, I've never been a guy who's head has been turned by a pretty face. My friends actually joke about it. After we've been out playing softball or volleyball and they are talking about some cute girl that was out on the field/court with us, I'll always be the one that asks "Was the the one who made that nice diving play just inside the line?" to which I get the jokes about my testosterone (and other things) which I so richly deserve. Anyway, I just wanted to set a baseline for you.

Last year I'm at the MSP airport walking back through the long concourse to pick up my luggage. Walking towards me is perhaps the most striking woman I've ever seen. She was dressed in jeans and heels, and had a narrow cowboy hat on. The thing that caught my attention was the surgical precision to this woman's beauty. While she was clearly traveling casually, not an eyebrow or eyelash was out of place. Her hair was perfect. Her eyes -- more than perfect. Her make-up, while causal, perfect. Her beauty looked effortless.

Well, as unaccustomed as I am to looking at beautiful women on the sly, I must have been pretty blatantly gawking about it, because she saw me with some stupid stunned look on my face. This must have amused her, because as we walked past, she gave me a little half smile and a little head nod. I was probably lucky I didn't trip over my feet, and I don't even remember finding my luggage.

Three weeks later you guys posted the Adriana Lima photos here, and I recognized who had given me that little half smile.

It makes me think about this discussion about whether Kobe was catching Michael Jordan as the GOAT. One of the points a writer made is that when someone achieves that level of success at their goals, we all recognize it. If someone says "He's the Michael Jordan of the slide trombone" we all understand what that means. After seeing Adriana, without wardrobe, without lighting, without hairdressers or make-up artists, she has that same level of success to me. I hope one day that Marko Jaric can be the Adriana Lima of utility men.


Shrink a.k.a. Kevin McHale is enamored :D nice story though ;)

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