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If Kobe were to respond to Shaq...

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If Kobe were to respond to Shaq... 

Post#1 » by dockingsched » Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:27 am

http://slamonline.com/online/2008/06/po ... he-diesel/

Your reign on the top was short like leprechauns
Sure-thing rings lost to Wallaces and Olajuwons

You’re a true, what? You’re a true blue pr*ck
On the outside you’re happy, on the inside you’re sick
Oh, my bad, I forgot, that’s just part of your schtick

Admit it, you just mad ‘cause your career’s almost over
You’re a black hole while I’m still supernova...


goes on to some more hilarious lines.
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Re: If Kobe were to respond to Shaq... 

Post#2 » by ChocolateThundr » Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:02 am

That would be indeed funny. But truthfully I dont think Kobe will respond with a song, hes past that, its not like 2002 or somethin. Kobe IMO would just ignore Shaq because hes above what Shaq did.
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Post#3 » by lakerholic4life » Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:07 am

By not responding i think kobe is showing everyone who the real problem is. Kobe is focused on the future. He still has 5 or 6 great years left. He has a team that will compete for those years. He has a chance to win 4 or 5 more rings. Shaq is just a bitter whore who is upset because he thought he was the housewife.
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Post#4 » by Slava » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:05 am

Now thats freestyle. :bowdown:

Who was that anyway? Reminded me of Mosdef! :lol:
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Post#5 » by Sedition » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:54 am

Call yourself a cop? You’re nothin’ but a pig
And rhyme all you want, you can never be Big


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Post#6 » by DubaLakers » Thu Jun 26, 2008 3:30 am

Lame deserves no response. Retire Shaq.
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Post#7 » by SashAlex » Thu Jun 26, 2008 7:06 am

That's so funny !
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Post#8 » by tkb » Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:05 pm

This would be funny although it doesn't completely rime:
Yo. You know who I be. This year Shaq couldn't do without me, D or PennY.
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Post#9 » by stood-amire » Thu Jun 26, 2008 3:08 pm

I bet he responds with 50 points against us (Suns) next season. :x
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Post#10 » by SALMIEN » Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:11 pm

Kobe has bigger fishes to fry-responding to that big baby won't be in his agenda Go lakers :D
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Post#11 » by TonyMontana » Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:15 pm

Oh Kobes past this childish crap.

Cheryl Miller " So Kobe what do you think about Shaqs freestyle"
Kobe " Is that what it was"
Cheryl Miller " Ya "
Kobe " Do I even know this Kids .... Shaq?" LOLLLLLLL
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Post#12 » by Erik Eleven » Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:32 pm

The only redemption Kobe will consider is to win more rings than Shaq. I'll still participate in the fun, though;

Eighteen wheels, he calls himself the Diesel
Turncoat squeals on his Robins like a weasel
As I glide through the air to throw down a slam
To your whoopie pie face, I'll call you Kazaam.
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Post#13 » by TonyMontana » Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:30 pm

Erik Eleven wrote:The only redemption Kobe will consider is to win more rings than Shaq. I'll still participate in the fun, though;

Eighteen wheels, he calls himself the Diesel
Turncoat squeals on his Robins like a weasel
As I glide through the air to throw down a slam
To your whoopie pie face, I'll call you Kazaam.

WOWWWWWWWW EEEEE
I didnt know you had it in you.......... :wink:
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Re: If Kobe were to respond to Shaq... 

Post#14 » by snaquille oatmeal » Thu Jun 26, 2008 7:23 pm

tkb wrote:This would be funny although it doesn't completely rime:
Yo. You know who I be. This year Shaq couldn't do without me or D.
fixed :wink:
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Post#15 » by zandalee » Thu Jun 26, 2008 7:50 pm

dunno how credible this is but turns out KOBE already issued a response...

This is like watching Bugs Bunny & Elmer Fudd blow each other up with cannons. I just wonder whose cannon blows up on their face.
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Post#16 » by Gerald3Wallace » Thu Jun 26, 2008 7:54 pm

^ thats faker than pornstars body
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Re: If Kobe were to respond to Shaq... 

Post#17 » by Dexmor » Sun Jun 29, 2008 6:08 pm

What did Shaq say?
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Post#18 » by kno » Sun Jun 29, 2008 9:12 pm

zandalee wrote:dunno how credible this is but turns out KOBE already issued a response...

This is like watching Bugs Bunny & Elmer Fudd blow each other up with cannons. I just wonder whose cannon blows up on their face.



And in other news, the NBA announces hiring of WWE refs
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Re: If Kobe were to respond to Shaq... 

Post#19 » by lakerholic4life » Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:27 am

People are getting tired of shaq's childish ways.


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