Shaq's new girlfriend.

travis minor · Post #41 » by **travis minor** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:45 am

tracey_nice wrote:Shaq, tell me how his ass tastes.

fixt

DEEP3CL · Post #42 » by **DEEP3CL** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:14 am

She got $5 on the next joint....................puff.........puff...........pass

I have no remorse for the man..............Shaq, tell me how her ass taste !

Pattycakes · Post #43 » by **Pattycakes** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:21 am

Apu and Count Choculas love child?

CatNation · Post #44 » by **CatNation** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:46 am

CHOCOLATE RAAAAAAAAIN

shmoosicle · Post #45 » by **shmoosicle** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 9:43 am

ivDT wrote:wtf?

how is that smoked out indian dude shaq's girlfriend?

Haha exactly what I was thinking. She seriously looks like an Indian dude.

ChrisWaher · Post #46 » by **ChrisWaher** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 11:14 am

lol, no offense, but most of the posters here are idiots. Not that I'm expecting anything other than shallow around here. Looks aren't everything. And don't even get me started that she probably still outclasses 95% of all your girlfriends yesterday, today, or ten years into the future.

BULLS4LIFE2 · Post #47 » by **BULLS4LIFE2** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:11 pm

Are you serious Chris?

Firstly yes ill admit I am shallow but come on, seriously I wouldnt let that thing touch me....same goes for his ex wife, i dont care how nice they might be as people, if youre that ugly then why would anyone sleep with them? Pity?

Thats just wrong, if thats Shaqs taste then so be it, but seriously thats just wrong, both her and his ex wife are disgusting and there isnt enough alcohol in the world to make me even consider either one, and im nothing special but the worst looking girl ive done in my 29 years on this planet is better than either of those shemales

tracey_nice · Post #48 » by **tracey_nice** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 1:56 pm

Chris that hurts man; to think that you think so lowly of us...

triplet1984 · Post #49 » by **triplet1984** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 2:35 pm

Kobe ratted me out, that's why i'm datin' a horse!

BMiller52 · Post #50 » by **BMiller52** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 2:43 pm

ChrisWaher wrote:lol, no offense, but most of the posters here are idiots. Not that I'm expecting anything other than shallow around here. Looks aren't everything. And don't even get me started that she probably still outclasses 95% of all your girlfriends yesterday, today, or ten years into the future.

If you think an Indian guy with implants looks better than 95% of girls out there, you have problems bro.

The Notic · Post #51 » by **The Notic** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 2:53 pm

BULLS4LIFE2 wrote:Are you serious Chris?

Firstly yes ill admit I am shallow but come on, seriously I wouldnt let that thing touch me....same goes for his ex wife, i dont care how nice they might be as people, if youre that ugly then why would anyone sleep with them? Pity?

Thats just wrong, if thats Shaqs taste then so be it, but seriously thats just wrong, both her and his ex wife are disgusting and there isnt enough alcohol in the world to make me even consider either one, and im nothing special but the worst looking girl ive done in my 29 years on this planet is better than either of those shemales

TonyMontana · Post #52 » by **TonyMontana** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 3:12 pm

ChrisWaher wrote:lol, no offense, but most of the posters here are idiots. Not that I'm expecting anything other than shallow around here. Looks aren't everything. And don't even get me started that she probably still outclasses 95% of all your girlfriends yesterday, today, or ten years into the future.

LOLLLLLLLLLL

I bet your angry cause you use to date a girl who looked like her, so you come on here bashing everyone esle and calling us idiots since majority of us like a women to look like a women and not a man.

SO ya Im going to disagree with you CHRIS since I like my girl to look like a girl, Im sorry I just have a problem with someone telling me looks arent everything, your right its not but its a good chunk of something called chemistry.......... You know your attracted to someone that is pretty and actually look like a women and not one of your boys.

HarlemHeat37 · Post #53 » by **HarlemHeat37** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:44 pm

first of all, completely disagree with Chris..if this girl can outclass ANYBODY I would ever date, then I'm going to completely give up on the dating scene..I'm a better looking girl than her, and I'm a man..

second of all, there HAS to be a reason for this..they must be friends or something..I'm gonna assume one of Shaq's boys made him a bet to take her out in public and he did for jokes..that's the only logical explanation..

I'm not shallow or anything..I'm big on personality too, but you can definitely find a girl with a good personality, but doesn't have a **** beard..Shaq comes out with one of the most comedic genius songs in the history of music, including the best hook of all-time "tell me how my ass tastes"..and he follows it up with this..

I'll give him the benefit of the doubt..there has to be a reason..she could be an A+ at using her mouth..she could be one of Shaq's ex-wife's friends or relatives or something..Shaq knows his status and knows what kind of coochie he can pull in, so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt..

3pt % · Post #54 » by **3pt %** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 11:22 pm

ugly chicks try harder.

Maybe with the divorce Shaw just wanted a chick who is happy to do whatever, whenever and then shut the **** up

carlos1223 · Post #55 » by **carlos1223** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 6:06 pm

ChrisWaher wrote:lol, no offense, but most of the posters here are idiots. Not that I'm expecting anything other than shallow around here. Looks aren't everything. And don't even get me started that she probably still outclasses 95% of all your girlfriends yesterday, today, or ten years into the future.

WOW, man. Better looking than 95 % of girls out there? Seriously? Wtf r u smoking? cuz whatever it is it must be some good ****. :lol:

HarlemHeat37 · Post #56 » by **HarlemHeat37** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 6:11 pm

I'll give Shaq some love though..at least it was consensual, unlike some others.....yes, I'm talking about you Justin Williams!!! you pervert!!..

SupaFly78 · Post #57 » by **SupaFly78** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:06 am

Not everyone can take a 22 inch schlong.

eatyourchildren · Post #58 » by **eatyourchildren** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:11 am

Hey Shaq tell me how her ass tastes

poeman · Post #59 » by **poeman** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:12 am

http://www.aolcdn.com/aoluk_photos/09/0 ... 0909990001

GreenWithEnvy · Post #60 » by **GreenWithEnvy** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:57 am

shes a do it all kinda girl in my estimation. i know where the diesel is comin from haha