Artest Opting out?

[moofs]

if by "shape" you mean "dented"...

[Dinky Bits]

A dented Yao is an angry Yao. Ron will release the beast in him. That's assuming he isn't comatose, of course.

[moofs]

"TomAto" "tomAHto" "pOHtato" "potAHto" "the beast" "cerebral hemorrhaging"

Stern kept Reggie Lewis on the Celts cap for 3 years after he died.

[Dinky Bits]

Yao's going to become a monster if he needs to have every bone in his body broken to do it. He's a big guy, he should be able to handle the occassional blunt object to the head.

[moofs]

The only thing I can think off to say to that is:

Trade ID #4690768

Successful Trade Scenario
Due to Houston and Indiana being over the cap, the 25% trade rule is invoked. Houston and Indiana had to be no more than 125% plus $100,000 of the salary given out for the trade to be accepted, which did happen here. This trade satisfies the provisions of the Collective Bargaining Agreement.

Change in Team Outlook: 0.0 ppg, 0.0 rpg, and 0.0 apg.

Incoming Players
Jermaine O'Neal
6-11 PF from Eau Claire (HS)
No games yet played in 2007/08

Outgoing Players
Ming Yao
7-6 C from China (Foreign)
No games yet played in 2007/08

Shane Battier
6-8 SF from Duke
No games yet played in 2007/08

[Guy986]

The only thing I can think off to say to that is:

Trade ID #4690768

Successful Trade Scenario
Due to Houston and Indiana being over the cap, the 25% trade rule is invoked. Houston and Indiana had to be no more than 125% plus $100,000 of the salary given out for the trade to be accepted, which did happen here. This trade satisfies the provisions of the Collective Bargaining Agreement.

Change in Team Outlook: 0.0 ppg, 0.0 rpg, and 0.0 apg.

Incoming Players
Jermaine O'Neal
6-11 PF from Eau Claire (HS)
No games yet played in 2007/08

Outgoing Players
Ming Yao
7-6 C from China (Foreign)
No games yet played in 2007/08

Shane Battier
6-8 SF from Duke
No games yet played in 2007/08

I would sooooooooooo do that trade. BUt it won't work you know why? Oneal is already traded to Canada. DUH.

[Flyboy]

No shot of him coming here.