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Joey Dorsey.... 

Post#1 » by Guy986 » Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:25 pm

Anybody remember this little gem? :lol:

"Chicago's got a lot of pressure on them because Derrick's from Chicago," Dorsey said. "But they're going to take Beasley. I've got the inside. They're going to get Beasley. ... I'm not telling you how I know. You'll see June 26. I can't say any more."


http://www.sportsline.com/nba/story/10844945

I hereby grant Joey Dorsey the nickname "The Insider".

Joey "The Insider" Dorsey. Its got a nice ring to it...
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Post#2 » by Guy986 » Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:28 pm

Joey Dorsey strikes me as someone who would spew out all kinds of garbage once you stick a microphone in his face. He needs to learn to STFU. Mcgrady is bad enough as it is...
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Post#3 » by jove9 » Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:31 pm

Next thing we know he'll start guaranteeing wins.
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Post#4 » by tisbee » Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:45 pm

Guaranteeing wins is so old school. Dorsey will start guaranteing Playoff Series victories.
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Post#5 » by Guy986 » Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:45 pm

jove9 wrote:Next thing we know he'll start guaranteeing wins.


Dorsey: The rockets are going to go 82-0 next season. Trust me. I've got the Inside. You'll see in the next couple months.
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Post#6 » by Guy986 » Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:47 pm

tisbee wrote:Guaranteeing wins is so old school. Dorsey will start guaranteing Playoff Series victories.


Guaranteeing Playoff Series is soooo 2003. Besides, Tmac's already done that. Dorsey will one up him. He's gonna guarantee a championship. And we'll get it because he's got the insides.
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Post#7 » by texasholdem » Sat Jul 12, 2008 6:00 pm

jove9 wrote:Next thing we know he'll start guaranteeing wins.


Don't you guys know what he said about Greg Oden in the 2007 NCAA tournament and what happened afterwards? Opposing coaches must love Dorsey because he gives such good bulletin board material.
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Post#8 » by Guy986 » Sat Jul 12, 2008 6:04 pm

What'd he say? I didn't really follow the Memphis team.
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Post#9 » by King Roosk » Sat Jul 12, 2008 7:29 pm

He hasn't played one second in the NBA and he's already having fun in front of the mic with quotes like this one and the one calling himself "Ray Lewis with a basketball". I like him, and I like his enthusiasm in front of a microphone, but I hope he doesn't overdo it.
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Post#10 » by texasholdem » Sat Jul 12, 2008 7:53 pm

Guy986 wrote:What'd he say? I didn't really follow the Memphis team.


This was before the Elite 8 when Memphis played Ohio State.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/co ... 01940.html

"I'm an underrated big man, and he's a lot overrated as a big man," Dorsey said. "It's going to be a great rebounding game for me. I see this as a big chance to make a name for myself. I stopped Greg Oden, and I scored 15 points and grabbed 20 rebounds. Hold him to nine and five. Everyone is going to say [I'm] a great player.

"Everyone wants to see me and Greg Oden go against each other. It's going to be David and Goliath. I'm Goliath. He's the little man. I'm going to outwork him to every ball. I think I'm going to have like a 20-rebound night. Coach Cal said this is going to be my breakout game."

Dorsey went on to say he hopes Oden does not get into foul trouble, "so we can battle." He said among the centers he has faced this season, Nick Fazekas is a better big man than Oden because of his versatility. He said he had been watching film on Oden in his hotel room, two tapes done and four more to go as of Friday afternoon. His research revealed:

"I'm going to attack him by running the floor to get him tired," Dorsey said. "He gets very tired. He jogs the floor a lot when he doesn't get the ball on offense. I'll beat him down the floor on offense.

"He's not really physical in the paint. He likes to [play] help side and block shots. I haven't seen him on a great player play good defense. Like against Xavier, he didn't block a lot of shots."

Dorsey's boasts came in a light-hearted and good-natured manner, with a wide smile, not a sneer. He also said he respects Oden, calling him a great player. How great?

"He might be as good as Joey Dorsey," Joey Dorsey said.


Here's the stats from that matchup:
Oden: 17 points on 7 for 8 shooting, 9 rebounds, 1 block in 24 minutes
Dorsey: 0 points, 3 rebounds, 0 blocks, 0 steals, 4 fouls, 19 minutes
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Post#11 » by Guy986 » Sat Jul 12, 2008 10:10 pm

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Post#12 » by aznkillabeezZz » Sun Jul 13, 2008 12:29 am

At least he had 50% chance of getting that right lol
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Post#13 » by moofs » Mon Jul 14, 2008 2:23 am

Haha that's awesome
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Post#14 » by Guy986 » Mon Jul 14, 2008 4:01 am

You know what else is awesome? I'm now officially an analyst!
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Post#15 » by Flyboy » Mon Jul 14, 2008 4:31 am

I will always <3 him for doing the Nelson "HA-HA" point to Kevin Love as CDR jammed on him.
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Post#16 » by texasholdem » Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:06 am

Guy986 wrote:I'm now officially an analyst!



analyst or anal cyst? jk. :lol:
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Post#17 » by Guy986 » Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:02 pm

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Post#18 » by Martin » Tue Jul 15, 2008 7:30 am

Dorsey's injured or the coach just didn't put him into the game last night?
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Post#19 » by ShaY » Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:38 am

Martin wrote:Dorsey's injured or the coach just didn't put him into the game last night?

He won't play until he signs a contract.
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