Basketball related humor - A day in the life of Isiah

[Luv those Knicks]

This was on the Knicks board, and I thought it was funny enough to share. Mods if this was the wrong board to post this in, feel free to move, but it's already on the Knicks board - i just thought others would enjoy it.

a day in the life of Isiah Thomas.

http://slamonline.com/online/2008/08/on ... ah-thomas/

[corona]

some were "blah"

this one was the best...

3:13 p.m. Puts in highlight DVD of Knicks tenure.

3:17 p.m. Finishes watching entire DVD.

[Rasheeed!!!]

9:45 a.m. Sexually harasses toaster.

heheh

[Dtown84]

4:14 p.m. Calls Joe Dumars. No answer.

4:16 p.m. Calls Rick Mahorn. No answer.

4:18 p.m. Calls Bill Laimbeer. No answer.

4:20 p.m. Calls John Salley. No answer.

4:22 p.m. Calls Vinnie Johnson. No answer.

That got a chuckle out of me.

[miller31time]

12:23 a.m. Calls Woody Allen to pitch movie on Knicks tenure. Allen agrees only if he can cast Scarlett Johannson as Anucha Browne Sanders. Thomas agrees only if he can be cast as himself. Allen hangs up.

[sacking123]

that was soo funny, it was great.

[Rodya]

11:30 p.m. Checks smile in mirror.

11:33 p.m. Sexually harasses self.

[BBallFreak]

This got me:

*3:27 p.m.: Sends Marbury text message that reads, “the D in Duhon stands for Defense.”

3:46 p.m. Receives response from Marbury: “What the f*ck is a Chris Duhon?”

[DanoMac]

3:24 p.m. Hires 12-year-old neighborhood kid to mow lawn for next three summers. Agrees to pay him $3.2 million.

lmfao

[noxe]

5:47 p.m. Hooks up PS3. Undoes Renaldo Balkman trade, swaps Gallinari for D.J. White, trades Marbury for Jermaine O’Neal. Plays game against Celtics, loses 168-3. Blames Sony.

pwned hahaha

[tracey_nice]

12:14 p.m. Heads into city for lunch.

1:38 p.m. Spends entire midlevel exception on meal. Calls Jim Dolan (“the whiskered one”) to officially make it a business lunch. No one picks up—of course, it’s before 7 p.m. Bills Knicks anyway.

I lawld at that.