Do you folks wanna be Yao Ming? I do.

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Re: Do you folks wanna be Yao Ming? I do. 

Post#21 » by Jaykoolzboy » Mon Aug 25, 2008 6:36 am

Man imagine Yao+Lauren and their children

Prob the most domainant player in the history of basketball with two great parents.
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Post#22 » by Squash » Mon Aug 25, 2008 7:18 am

stro wrote:Not me.

You know how hard it probably is for him to find a pair of jeans?

eff that.


They probably have a sweatshop dedicated to making clothes for him in China.
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Post#23 » by XcalibuR » Mon Aug 25, 2008 7:34 am

scionpower wrote:lamo.....what a desperate love by LoJack......haha

LJ needs to go after Yi.....he's still single.....


Yi almost got kicked off the team for clubbing with his girl friend. Oh, and I'd rather be Yi or Sun Yue, both dating supermodels.
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Post#24 » by Nuzzo » Mon Aug 25, 2008 7:38 am

No, I want to be dunleavyjr.
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Post#25 » by Rooster » Mon Aug 25, 2008 2:54 pm

Of course I would like a hug from Lauren Jackson. I'd rather just be me while she does it, though.

Sedale Threatt, if that's true, my fantasies are either ruined or enhanced. I'm not sure which. :lol:
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Post#26 » by theTHIEF » Mon Aug 25, 2008 2:55 pm

nope...good for him...but no...
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Post#27 » by Sedale Threatt » Mon Aug 25, 2008 3:10 pm

Rooster wrote:Of course I would like a hug from Lauren Jackson. I'd rather just be me while she does it, though.

Sedale Threatt, if that's true, my fantasies are either ruined or enhanced. I'm not sure which. :lol:


Man, I wouldn't even know what to do with her if I had the chance. 6-5? She'd probably break my ass in half.
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Post#28 » by cb4_89 » Mon Aug 25, 2008 3:11 pm

AgEnT50 wrote:
stro wrote:Not me.

You know how hard it probably is for him to find a pair of jeans?

eff that.



Uhhh with his bank account? Probably not "that" difficult

The condoms is what i'd be most worried about



Something tells me Yao Ming will never have to worry about that.
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Post#29 » by The Main Event » Mon Aug 25, 2008 3:25 pm

cb4_89 wrote:
AgEnT50 wrote:
stro wrote:Not me.

You know how hard it probably is for him to find a pair of jeans?

eff that.



Uhhh with his bank account? Probably not "that" difficult

The condoms is what i'd be most worried about



Something tells me Yao Ming will never have to worry about that.


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Post#30 » by edfmx86 » Mon Aug 25, 2008 6:37 pm

wait, wtf, one piece basketball unis???

thats looks great, when is that coming to the NBA????
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Post#31 » by LIbullsfan » Mon Aug 25, 2008 7:08 pm

edfmx86 wrote:wait, wtf, one piece basketball unis???

thats looks great, when is that coming to the NBA????


That's the first thing i noticed. Were these really the women's game uni's?
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Post#32 » by GuyverX » Mon Aug 25, 2008 7:09 pm

edfmx86 wrote:wait, wtf, one piece basketball unis???

thats looks great, when is that coming to the NBA????


The NBA? Hopefully never. I don't want to see Shaq in one of those.

LIbullsfan wrote:That's the first thing i noticed. Were these really the women's game uni's?


Yeah, those are the Aussie team's uniform and have been for years now. The bottom part used to be even thinner. :lol:
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Post#33 » by MaxRider » Mon Aug 25, 2008 7:10 pm

i want to be Matt Maloney
play one good season
go out with your boss daughter
get a big contract
suck for the rest of your career and able to keep all the money
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Post#34 » by bballmaniac27 » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:05 pm

edfmx86 wrote:wait, wtf, one piece basketball unis???

thats looks great, when is that coming to the NBA????



are you really that excited about seeing sweaty men in skin tight uniforms?
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Post#35 » by Throwback24 » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:15 pm

I would like to be Bosh, I want a sexy girlfriend.
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