The NBA in 2058

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Re: The NBA in 2058 

Post#81 » by NetsForce » Tue Sep 2, 2008 9:54 pm

Cevap wrote:hahaha, someone is salty about HarlemHeat's posts :rofl:


I'm not salty I'm sweaty right now. I just played some basketball. I'm going to have a shower.
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Re: The NBA in 2058 

Post#82 » by chefy » Wed Sep 3, 2008 1:19 am

HarlemHeat37 wrote:no, I'll probably be dead actually..



and your last words would proly be; I..i.i ha..ha..te Ko..be..be B..b.b.br..yant

joke!
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Re: The NBA in 2058 

Post#83 » by Throwback24 » Wed Sep 3, 2008 1:43 am

Haram.
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Post#84 » by Death Knight » Wed Sep 3, 2008 2:07 am

Phobo_Phile wrote:The mayan calender (which is considered even more accurate then the Gregrorian calender we use today) stops at winter solstice of 2012. Many people think that this is the end of the world because supposedly that is the Mayan prediction.

I say it's nonsense though too.


Not at all. Nibiru has been spotted and it's heading towards earth. Then the ultimate pole shift will kill us all. History repeats itself.

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Post#85 » by SpeedyG » Wed Sep 3, 2008 2:25 am

Ricky Rubio would be the most dominant force the world of basketball has ever known *ahem*
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Post#86 » by SpeedyG » Wed Sep 3, 2008 2:29 am

Death Knight wrote:
Phobo_Phile wrote:The mayan calender (which is considered even more accurate then the Gregrorian calender we use today) stops at winter solstice of 2012. Many people think that this is the end of the world because supposedly that is the Mayan prediction.

I say it's nonsense though too.


Not at all. Nibiru has been spotted and it's heading towards earth. Then the ultimate pole shift will kill us all. History repeats itself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vh08xtztNI
http://paranormal.about.com/library/wee ... 21102a.htm


Makes me feel like finally finishing "Eternal Darkness"
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Re: The NBA in 2058 

Post#87 » by sweet_jesus » Wed Sep 3, 2008 2:35 am

The great epidemic of All Sport happens and changes the league FOR-EV-ER


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Post#88 » by ilikecb4 » Wed Sep 3, 2008 6:46 am

i think in 50 years

basketball will be global. there will be franchises in Europe, China, etc.

Lebron James will be the greatest of all time

Eddy Curry will have diet of obesity as well as Jerome James and Zach

Tashyan will have died of lack of fat

Shawn Kemp's half Italian kid will be ruling the NBA
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Post#89 » by Pomme » Wed Sep 3, 2008 4:28 pm

dribbling will no longer be mandatory
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Post#90 » by Devilzsidewalk » Wed Sep 3, 2008 4:45 pm

Soul Patch wrote:People will be saying that Kobe Bron and Wade are scrubs that wouldn't hack it in today's league because of the advancements in training.


and they'll be correct, but you'll be stuck in the good ol' days remembering the trio as the apex of athleticism
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Re: The NBA in 2058 

Post#91 » by adjacent2bench » Wed Sep 3, 2008 11:44 pm

ilikecb4 wrote:i think in 50 years

basketball will be global. there will be franchises in Europe, China, etc.

Lebron James will be the greatest of all time

Eddy Curry will have diet of obesity as well as Jerome James and Zach

Tashyan will have died of lack of fat

Shawn Kemp's half Italian kid will be ruling the NBA



I hate Zach Randolph...but how is he fat again?
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Post#92 » by UNLVNugsFan » Sat Sep 6, 2008 7:41 am

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Re: The NBA in 2058 

Post#93 » by AgEnT50 » Sat Sep 6, 2008 8:32 am

Cruel_Ruin wrote:Sprewell's kids will be feeding him


:rofl: :rofl:



chefy wrote:
HarlemHeat37 wrote:no, I'll probably be dead actually..



and your last words would proly be; I..i.i ha..ha..te Ko..be..be B..b.b.br..yant

joke!



:rofl: :nonono:
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Re: The NBA in 2058 

Post#94 » by realfung » Sat Sep 6, 2008 5:50 pm

I think the players will be bigger.
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Re: The NBA in 2058 

Post#95 » by Gremz » Sat Sep 6, 2008 7:02 pm

It will be replaced by a mixture of Yo-Ho-Diablo, Baseball and Fun Fair Sound Effects, colorfully known as Ball-Stick-Whistle. Only mascots will be allowed to play and the league will feature over 500 teams.
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Post#96 » by Point forward » Sat Sep 6, 2008 7:28 pm

The lane will be double the size of today, b/c a 8'5", 500 lbs Shaq II. will steamroller the league.

Players will have some real time biometric stuff on them which auto-determines fouls.

Some freak will shoot 1.000 from the FT line for an entire season.

Players will be able to clone body parts. Blew out your knee? Just exchange it and not miss a single game. Players can play until age 50.

Wilt and Jordan will be laughed at, b/c they did not play in the era of the 7 ft guard or the 10 ft center.

NBA introduces numbers bigger than 100 b/c the Celtics have retired every number from 00 to 99. :D
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Re: The NBA in 2058 

Post#97 » by Howler21 » Sat Sep 6, 2008 7:55 pm

Shaq will befriend Kobe once again so he can make Kobe taste his arse.

Oden will finally look his age

The Spurs roster will still be in tact

Manu Ginobili mannequins will pop out of the floor to draw charges on the opposing team

McCants dunk on Korver will replace the statue of liberty
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Re: The NBA in 2058 

Post#98 » by Relentless88 » Sun Sep 7, 2008 3:44 pm

My grandson will be the starting point guard for the Toronto Raptors in 2058.

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