Where is cfan79?
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Where is cfan79?
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Where is cfan79?
Anyone seen him on here lately? It's been months since he's posted...anyone know where he's at?
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You miss his wacky trade ideas don't you? 

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Yes I sure do! And also some of the random **** he came up with was hilarious! 

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I was wondering about him recently too. I think his brother (cwitch?) still posts from time to time.
"I can tell you my testicles are the same size," he added later. "They haven't shrunk. They're the same and work just the same as they always have." - Barry Bonds disputing allegations of steroid use.
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I saw him at suffolk downs with whitey bulger getting their last bets in
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WHambone wrote:I saw him at suffolk downs with whitey bulger getting their last bets in




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His trades where legendary! He managed to trade every single player on every team in the NBA in a matter of months! 
It would be nice to see him post again.

It would be nice to see him post again.
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thebirdman wrote:His trades where legendary! He managed to trade every single player on every team in the NBA in a matter of months!
It would be nice to see him post again.
He seriously needs a job as a real GM for a real NBA team.
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I asked cwitch in a thread once. He didn't reply.
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thebirdman wrote:His trades where legendary! He managed to trade every single player on every team in the NBA in a matter of months!
It would be nice to see him post again.
Not only that, the salaries always seemed to "work"!


Seriously, though he had some killer zingers, too...I miss seeing him post around here. Didn't he have like a **** 20,000+ post count?
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Maybe he got a life? Only if we could all be so lucky
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greenbeans wrote:Maybe he got a life? Only if we could all be so lucky
Speak for yourself!

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Sadly I was lol
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Here's what I believe happened:
Cfan made one trade proposal too many. This opened a temporary but dangerous rift in the time/space continuum. The spacial rift in turn created a localized black hole. Cfan being nearest to the black hole was sucked into the vortex, reappearing in a nearby parallel universe where he spends his time making trade proposals for the alternate universe Celtics.
An interesting side note: In this parallel Earth the Celtics never made the Kevin Garnett trade, and cfan is furiously trying to trade Telfair, Green, and Gomes; hoping to conjure up a reverse portal so he can return to our world in time for the playoffs.
Cfan made one trade proposal too many. This opened a temporary but dangerous rift in the time/space continuum. The spacial rift in turn created a localized black hole. Cfan being nearest to the black hole was sucked into the vortex, reappearing in a nearby parallel universe where he spends his time making trade proposals for the alternate universe Celtics.
An interesting side note: In this parallel Earth the Celtics never made the Kevin Garnett trade, and cfan is furiously trying to trade Telfair, Green, and Gomes; hoping to conjure up a reverse portal so he can return to our world in time for the playoffs.
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Gant wrote:Here's what I believe happened:
Cfan made one trade proposal too many. This opened a temporary but dangerous rift in the time/space continuum. The spacial rift in turn created a localized black hole. Cfan being nearest to the black hole was sucked into the vortex, reappearing in a nearby parallel universe where he spends his time making trade proposals for the alternate universe Celtics.
An interesting side note: In this parallel Earth the Celtics never made the Kevin Garnett trade, and cfan is furiously trying to trade Telfair, Green, and Gomes; hoping to conjure up a reverse portal so he can return to our world in time for the playoffs.




Priceless, Gant!!
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Cfan79 is alive and well. Sorry I haven't written sooner, but to be honest I don't check the board that often.
My brother and I are both Psych majors at UMass and barely have time to think between work and school.
You people don't know how lucky you are not having to hear every trade idea that pops into his head. Luckily he has calmed down since they won the title.
I'll tell him how much you guys miss him and his trades.
Go Celtics!!!
My brother and I are both Psych majors at UMass and barely have time to think between work and school.
You people don't know how lucky you are not having to hear every trade idea that pops into his head. Luckily he has calmed down since they won the title.
I'll tell him how much you guys miss him and his trades.
Go Celtics!!!
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CWitch wrote:Cfan79 is alive and well. Sorry I haven't written sooner, but to be honest I don't check the board that often.
My brother and I are both Psych majors at UMass and barely have time to think between work and school.
You people don't know how lucky you are not having to hear every trade idea that pops into his head. Luckily he has calmed down since they won the title.
I'll tell him how much you guys miss him and his trades.
Go Celtics!!!
Yeah man, tell him to start posting on here again...you, too!
It's still 17 to 11!!!!