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Some cool Bears picks I found.
CHICAGO BEARS INJURY REPORT
Kyle Orton - Ankle - Limited Participation - Probable
Charles Tillman - Shoulder - Limited Participation - Probable
Hunter Hillenmeyer - Thumb - Full Participation - ProbableAlso, Fred Miller is doubtful. Few injuries for the Bears, hopefully Orton plays well.
PACKERS (SUCK) INJURY REPORT
Nick Barnett - Out
Jeremy Thompson - Doubtful
Jarrett Bush - Questionable
Justin Harrell - Questionable
Will Blackmon - Probable
Brandon Chillar - Probable
Aaron Rodgers - Probable
Charles Woodson - Probable
Chad Clifton - Probable
OK, time to put the titans game and concentrate on the real enemy THE PACKER, who we all know SUCK.. and add some humor and smiles to a monday..ADD YOUR FAV> JOKES>.
The Light Bulb
Q: How many people does it take to change a light bulb at Lambeau Field?
A: Three. One to change it and two to talk about how good the old one was.
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The Dog
A man walked into a bar and sat down for a drink. He noted a dog intently watching a Packers - Bears game. Whenever the Bears scored, the dog would jump onto the bar and do an animated dance. This happened over and over as the Bears scored again and again, and at the end of the game the dog let out a loud howl and ran out of the bar.
The man thought this was pretty unusual and asked the bartender, "Gee that's amazing. What happens when the packers win in lambeau?"
The bartender replied "I don't know, the dog's only 4 years old."
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There is this bear fan who is married to a Viking fan.
He loves her with all of his heart, but just can't get past the fact that she is a Viking fan and therefore, kinda slow. He thinks long and hard, and comes to a decision. As much as he loves Bears, he loves her more. He decides to become a viking fan.
After weeks of trying unsuccessfully to root for the vikings, he decides to enlist the aid of a doctor.
"Doc, I want to become a viking fan, is there any way you can do it?" the man asks.
"Well, it's quite simple, I just have to remove 1/3 of your brain, but it is a very dangerous procedure.
Are you sure you want to do this?" the Doctor asks.
"I have no other choice." the man says.
He wants to have the surgery right away. The doctor begins the procedure. During the operation, his hand slips, and he cuts out too much of the poor bear fan's brain. While the man is recuperating, the doctor is pacing around his bedside. The man starts to stir.
The doctor rushes over and says "Sir! I am so sorry, during the surgery I mistakenly removed 2/3 of your brain!"
The man looks up at the doctor with a big smile on his face and says, "GO PACKERS!"
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There is this guy from Green Bay...
There is this guy from Green Bay (Packers fan) driving to Chicago and this guy from Chicago (Bears fan) driving to Green Bay. In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each other head on and both cars go flying in different directions. The Packer fan manages to climb out of his car and surveys the damage he looks at his twisted car and says "man I am lucky to be alive". Likewise the Bears fan scrambles out of his car and looks at the wreckage and he too says to himself, "I can't believe I survived this wreck".
The Bear fan walks over to the Packer fan and says "Hey man I think this is a sign from god that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of rivals". The Packer fan thinks for a moment and says "you know your absolutely right we should be friends lets see what else survived this wreck". So the bear fan pops his trunk and finds a bottle full of Jack Daniels. He says to the packer fan "I think this is another sign from god that we should toast to our newfound understanding and friendship".
The packer fan says "your damn right" he takes the bottle and starts sucking down Jack Daniels. After putting away nearly half the bottle the Bear fan hands it back to the Bear fan and says "your turn". The bear fan twists the cap back on the bottle and says "nah I think I will wait for the cops to show up".
A bear fan in a bar leaned to the guy next to him and said, "Wanna hear a joke about Packer fans?"
The guy next to him replied, "Well before you tell that joke you should know something. I'm six feet tall and 220 pounds, and I'm a packer fan. The guy sitting next to me is six-two tall, 240 pounds, and he's a packer fan, and the guy sitting next to him is six-five, 280 pounds, and he's a packer fan too. Now, do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The Bear fan said, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times."
I stole most of these jokes from the Bears official site forums.
GO BEARS!!!
