Community Thread VIII

[Sofa King]

Miles, I know your heart says to watch the Lakers play, but your penis says go have some fun. You're young so its okay to listen to your penis because when you are old you'll be kicking yourself for listening to your heart.

[TonyMontana]

CRAP

I promised to attend a bday party (lots of chicks too)...but the Lakers are playing Detroit tomorrow!!! And I can't wait to see Kwame against all his friends!

This is a fairly close friend, and I would be letting him down if I didn't go. And perhaps my penis.

This is a serious dilemma for me. What should I do?

No its not, go to the party, pick out the Bunnies that you think are rocking or you have a good vibe with, move in, get a drink, ask them if they want to go a club afterwards, if they say yes, play it off like you left your license at your place, ask them to go to your place to grab your license, and the VIP passes for the club so they dont have to wait in line or pay, Im sure theyll say yes. Then when you get to your place turn on the TV and act like your checking the score for the game since you think its over then BAMM the game is still on, ACT SURPRISED and see if they wouldnt mind if you can catch the rest of the game and serve them some cold beers or hard liqour. I would do the hard stuff so they can mellow down and relax faster, then watch the game and by then the BUNNIES are in the TRAP to either chill at your place or go dancing or whatever you can manage to pull off....................... Oh and post some pics of your catch............
GOOD LUCK MANG I know you can pull it off.
Its nothing like having a couple of cute bunnies while you watch the Lakers play and they're into it more than you are, specially when the liquor is kicking in and you have the heater on low while they're complaining its too hot and they ask you to turn on your AC and you tell them that the DAM THINGS is broke and they were suppose to fix it this morning but you were at work............ then all of a sudden they start taking their cloths of casue its HOT...........
It works like a charm............. TRUST ME MANG....... all it takes is a some tequila shots and the heater stuck on low...............................

[DoctaJ]

Tony, you've got this ish down to a Science. haha

[Danny Darko]

hahah Tony 101: how to do it

[TonyMontana]

hahah Tony 101: how to do it

Lollllllllllll
Thank you guys, but here is my list of what lines to use. I hate to lie and I dont lie but at times when it comes to women, I TAKE A DIFFERENT APPROACH......




I'll call you.
I love you.
You're the only one.
I've never felt this way about anyone else.
I've got to work late at the office tonight.
That's the best sex I've ever had.
You've got the most beautiful eyes
Sorry. I must have left my wallet and credit cards at home.
You just have to believe me when I tell you nothing's wrong.
I'm ready to make a commitment.
Except for a beer or two, I never drink.
We'll get married as soon as I ...
I'll be home in twenty minutes.
I've only slept with maybe ten women in my entire life.
I've been celibate since we broke up.
I could never lie to you.
I can still last all night
I can help you get a great job in my company (field)
I haven't seen her since she and I broke up
I haven't seen her since she and I broke up
The only sexual fantasies I have are about you
No, I don't think your thighs (stomach, breasts, hips, etc.) are too big
I'm too tired
How could you think I'd be interested in her? She's your best friend
When it comes to oral sex, I'm the best
I've never had any trouble keeping an erection before
It's you and me, babe - we'll make love all over Europe
I want to grow old with you
Our having sex won't change a thing between us
Don't worry, I've had a vasectomy
You're nothing at all like my mother
It doesn't bother me that you make more money than I do
Even without sex, we'd still be friends
I think older women are the most exciting
I'm considered one of the top people (in my field, in the company)
What attracts me to you is your mind
We'll split all the child care and household chores fifty-fifty
Of course I don't mind that you didn't come
I've never had an affair before
You're the only one who understands me
I've never been in therapy
You're the best thing that's ever happened to me
No, I'm not seeing anyone else
I haven't thought about her (old girlfriend) in years
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not having cheating.
I promise you that I'll change
I want us to remain close friends always
You're wonderful; you deserve someone better than me
I don't masturbate
Let's be friends first
When you walked through that door, I knew it was the real thing
I'd like you even if you were a man
It's okay to be good looking, but looks just don't mean that much to me
The difference between us will bring us even closer
I spend everything I earn on you and the kids
No, I never said that
You make me feel like a kid again
I'm going out with the boys (to the gym, to the office)
I'll move wherever you want
Of course I'm not bored with you
As soon as I finish this project (get a promotion, a raise, make partner), we'll......
You've got more sex appeal in your little toe than my wife's got in her whole body
It wouldn't be you and me anymore if I used one of those
Let's pool our assets - whatever is mine is yours
I still find you just as attractive as the day I met you
Divorce is the farthest thing from my mind
It's not just the sex I want, it's being close to you.
We'll be spending a lot of time together when I retire
You're the only reason I've worked so hard
If I didn't have all this work, you know I'd go with you and the kids to your mom's
No one's ever turned me on like you do
My boss says there's nothing to worry about
I'll never tell
Relax, she's just a friend
This is just a temporary separation until we get things worked out
Your hair (dress, outfit) looks fantastic
It was just sex - it didn't mean a thing
Of course I'm listening to what you're saying
Come on in and we'll just cuddle for a few minutes
No, I don't think you're fat
You're the woman I should have married
I'm going to be focusing on my work for a while now.
Your having kids has nothing to do with my not wanting to get married
I'm not ashamed of the way you talk (look, act, etc.)
It's nothing personal; I just don't like sharing my living space with someone
This time I'm really serious
Honestly, honey, it's just for the guys - none of the wives go to the conference

[TyCobb]

LMAO.

[RJM]

This make sense to you?

[LLcoleJ]

hahah Tony 101: how to do it

Lollllllllllll
Thank you guys, but here is my list of what lines to use. I hate to lie and I dont lie but at times when it comes to women, I TAKE A DIFFERENT APPROACH......




I'll call you.
I love you.
You're the only one.
I've never felt this way about anyone else.
I've got to work late at the office tonight.
That's the best sex I've ever had.
You've got the most beautiful eyes
Sorry. I must have left my wallet and credit cards at home.
You just have to believe me when I tell you nothing's wrong.
I'm ready to make a commitment.
Except for a beer or two, I never drink.
We'll get married as soon as I ...
I'll be home in twenty minutes.
I've only slept with maybe ten women in my entire life.
I've been celibate since we broke up.
I could never lie to you.
I can still last all night
I can help you get a great job in my company (field)
I haven't seen her since she and I broke up
I haven't seen her since she and I broke up
The only sexual fantasies I have are about you
No, I don't think your thighs (stomach, breasts, hips, etc.) are too big
I'm too tired
How could you think I'd be interested in her? She's your best friend
When it comes to oral sex, I'm the best
I've never had any trouble keeping an erection before
It's you and me, babe - we'll make love all over Europe
I want to grow old with you
Our having sex won't change a thing between us
Don't worry, I've had a vasectomy
You're nothing at all like my mother
It doesn't bother me that you make more money than I do
Even without sex, we'd still be friends
I think older women are the most exciting
I'm considered one of the top people (in my field, in the company)
What attracts me to you is your mind
We'll split all the child care and household chores fifty-fifty
Of course I don't mind that you didn't come
I've never had an affair before
You're the only one who understands me
I've never been in therapy
You're the best thing that's ever happened to me
No, I'm not seeing anyone else
I haven't thought about her (old girlfriend) in years
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not having cheating.
I promise you that I'll change
I want us to remain close friends always
You're wonderful; you deserve someone better than me
I don't masturbate
Let's be friends first
When you walked through that door, I knew it was the real thing
I'd like you even if you were a man
It's okay to be good looking, but looks just don't mean that much to me
The difference between us will bring us even closer
I spend everything I earn on you and the kids
No, I never said that
You make me feel like a kid again
I'm going out with the boys (to the gym, to the office)
I'll move wherever you want
Of course I'm not bored with you
As soon as I finish this project (get a promotion, a raise, make partner), we'll......
You've got more sex appeal in your little toe than my wife's got in her whole body
It wouldn't be you and me anymore if I used one of those
Let's pool our assets - whatever is mine is yours
I still find you just as attractive as the day I met you
Divorce is the farthest thing from my mind
It's not just the sex I want, it's being close to you.
We'll be spending a lot of time together when I retire
You're the only reason I've worked so hard
If I didn't have all this work, you know I'd go with you and the kids to your mom's
No one's ever turned me on like you do
My boss says there's nothing to worry about
I'll never tell
Relax, she's just a friend
This is just a temporary separation until we get things worked out
Your hair (dress, outfit) looks fantastic
It was just sex - it didn't mean a thing
Of course I'm listening to what you're saying
Come on in and we'll just cuddle for a few minutes
No, I don't think you're fat
You're the woman I should have married
I'm going to be focusing on my work for a while now.
Your having kids has nothing to do with my not wanting to get married
I'm not ashamed of the way you talk (look, act, etc.)
It's nothing personal; I just don't like sharing my living space with someone
This time I'm really serious
Honestly, honey, it's just for the guys - none of the wives go to the conference

papa g must be really happy with all the time you are spending on the computer. lol

[TonyMontana]

This make sense to you?

Is that you ICEBURG you .............. BIG........ P.I.M.P

papa g must be really happy with all the time you are spending on the computer. lol

................. LOLLLLLLLLLL You know Mang as long as the Doe comes in and the work gets done then I can creeeeeeepppppp........... BUT THANKS for the love Mang.... Oh and the Vit are kicking in........ I think Im about 9.5 BIGGGGGGG JAYYYYYYY J/K but it is working like a champ Mang.

[milesfides]

Tony, you are a genius, but too late.

I followed the game stats on my iphone (yahoo sports, ugh), talked to a few girls, hung out with my boys, winged, talked to a fairly banging milf (35 y.o.), let me friend take over (who struck out), felt like a tool because I'm always stepping back and letting my boys get a crack at it, always gotta take care of my homies, got some falafel and now I'm home. Alone.

I was actually waiting for a brazilian girl all night, but she couldn't make it (She is totally slamming, but quite possibly out of my league. I might try one more time, then cut bait).

all around, a pretty disappointing night for both the Lakers and miles. FAIL!!!

[Slava]

Watched Quantum of Solace today. Waste of time.

[Verbal]

Tony, you are a genius, but too late.

I followed the game stats on my iphone (yahoo sports, ugh), talked to a few girls, hung out with my boys, winged, talked to a fairly banging milf (35 y.o.), let me friend take over (who struck out), felt like a tool because I'm always stepping back and letting my boys get a crack at it, always gotta take care of my homies, got some falafel and now I'm home. Alone.

I was actually waiting for a Brazilian girl all night, but she couldn't make it (She is totally slamming, but quite possibly out of my league. I might try one more time, then cut bait).

all around, a pretty disappointing night for both the Lakers and miles. FAIL!!!

(Third-person view... at your situation)


"Nice guys finish last"

Just b/c you're supposed to play the wing doesn't mean you can't exchange numbers with the girl in question, or talk to her after your friend strikes out.

GL w/ the Brazilian chick.

Btw, it feels awkward that she'd show up if you guys weren't good friends or have good chem to begin with.

I'm not sure a group setting is what you're after if you just met her.


Then again.. if you got game... anything can happen.

[Verbal]

Watched Quantum of Solace today. Waste of time.

The new bond?

[Slava]

Yeah. It wasn't even a Bond movie. More like "Shoot 'em up" v2.0

[hermes]

i'm still going to see it anyway j-far

after i rent Kung-Fu Panda, that movie's awesome

MSU is a really nice place, great campus, they even had treadmills with tvs/computers on them!

[Sofa King]

Tony, you are a genius, but too late.

I followed the game stats on my iphone (yahoo sports, ugh), talked to a few girls, hung out with my boys, winged, talked to a fairly banging milf (35 y.o.), let me friend take over (who struck out), felt like a tool because I'm always stepping back and letting my boys get a crack at it, always gotta take care of my homies, got some falafel and now I'm home. Alone.

I was actually waiting for a brazilian girl all night, but she couldn't make it (She is totally slamming, but quite possibly out of my league. I might try one more time, then cut bait).

all around, a pretty disappointing night for both the Lakers and miles. FAIL!!!

You need to change up your offense. Time to play a different style of ball. You can do it!

There's always next time and you got Tony's gameplan to practice on.

[Sofa King]

So I won a bid for the AM 570 Veterans Disability fund and got an autographed Drew Brees photo. Too bad I didn't win the signed Gasol jersey, Kareem jersey, Magic signed basketball, or any of the Lakers stuff I bid on. XD

[Erik Eleven]

Yeah. It wasn't even a Bond movie. More like "Shoot 'em up" v2.0

I love the new Bond actor — he's very believable — but this movie is by far the worst Bond movie I've ever seen. Didn't feel like a Bond film at all. No grand shots of the megalomaniac's underground world domination center, not enough exterior establishing shots, too much interior shots without establishing locations. Not enough of the Bond theme was used in the score. "Not enough" pretty much sums this movie up. If I were to guess, I'd say it's a young director or budget restrictions that made it so bad. The music disappointed me greatly. Why not use the Bond theme more? Something must have been fishy with the budget or something. Hope they redeem themselves for the next one, or Bond movies will soon be a thing of the past.

I also went to a special screening of "Doubt". Good movie. Not great, but definitely worth watching. If you like good dialogue and truth seeking characters like I do, you cannot help but digging this flick. Meryl Streep is masterly, so are the other two main actors. Very good writing. The end was a bit of a let down, but it must have been purposely designed to be that way to fit the concept of what they're trying to say. Nice to watch a movie with a message for once.

[kobeaki]

Sweet, thanks j-far!

I'm looking into getting one, because currently my car's speedometer doesn't work. My dad took it in somewhere and they said it wasn't the cable but something was up in the transmission box. My friend and I are probably going to take a look at it during Christmas break to make sure they weren't ****.

So, I was just looking picking up a decent GPS on Boxing Day, haha.

Hey Doc..... send me the year and model of your car and let me see if I can help with some diagnostics to get it fixed for you.........COOL

hey tony, ive got this 1992 ls400, i love that car 300k+ and drives like a dream, more power and smoother than cars that are way newer..., but my drivers side outer door handle has cracked, making it a serious pain to open, and lexus wants $180 for it, you got a line on a used or crashed one by any chance?

and while yr at it, ya know any good used front seats for the same car?

[Erik Eleven]

One of the greats...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIkQNti8_EU