Community Thread VIII

[Sofa King]

Another cool trick is to order pizza, then cut a hole in the middle

[milesfides]

kinda like that, except completely opposite.

actually, SK, thanks for the idea. Halloween '09 here I come.

[Sedale Threatt]

Another cool trick is to order pizza, then cut a hole in the middle

This made me laugh for about five solid minutes. Too funny.

Who wants to bet Tony's done this at least once?

[TyCobb]

I want to give that a try, but first a couple questions:

a) Is there a specific pizza temperature to pull this off without getting hurt?
b) Meat lovers or vegetarian?
c) Thick crust or thin?
d) Would you do this trick with or without a condom on?
e) In order to pull this off, the male must shave, correct?
f) If the woman is turned on, sex then proceeds, is it still okay to eat the pizza after or no?
g) For those of you who have pulled this off, do you prefer Pizza Hut or Dominos?

[hermes]

should be an interesting night, still going to be cold and windy (like the last few weeks)

but a new twist.....4-7 inches of snow should be fun, and i have to work tonight so we'll see how that goes

[Sedale Threatt]

I want to give that a try, but first a couple questions:

a) Is there a specific pizza temperature to pull this off without getting hurt?
b) Meat lovers or vegetarian?
c) Thick crust or thin?
d) Would you do this trick with or without a condom on?
e) In order to pull this off, the male must shave, correct?
f) If the woman is turned on, sex then proceeds, is it still okay to eat the pizza after or no?
g) For those of you who have pulled this off, do you prefer Pizza Hut or Dominos?

A. Hot as you can stand without burning your junk.
B. Meat Lovers. Obviously.
C. Thin crust. You want to increase, rather than restict, access.
D. Without. Latex and tomato sauce don't mix (I would imagine).
E. What, you don't like pubes on your 'za?
F. Absolutely. I think there's actually a web site dedicated to this whole scenario.
G. Lady's choice. After all, she's the one who's going to be "eating," correct?

[TonyMontana]

Naaaaa.....lollll I have never done the pizza box trick........... lolllllllll
One of these days I would love to sit here and write a few tricks about my version of "How to pickup on women"............. Not that you guys need it but honestly a lot of guys have problems meeting women or getting to next base with women, but women are so easy to read, its you guys that have the problems or the insecurity.
The minute you guys understand and realize that, it all becomes so easy and downhill after that.
But here are a few things Ill throw at you for starters...........

Part I

Know yourself.
Know when to open your mouth and speak.
Know what to say.
Be confident and yet humble.
Women dont like wussies or guys that mumbble.
Take care of yourself.... working out... clean out your closet with all the played out Tshirts and jeans, and gear that you use to wear and collect back in the days...... Stay intune with the latest fashion.
Grab a few magazines like Maxim, GQ, FHM.......... You would be amazed how much info you can find about women in magazines like that.
Best cologne............ I promise you these are the best colognes out there that not only semll good, but they attract women to you like Bears with Honey.
They are Kenneth Cole Black, CK In2U cologne by Calvin Klein for men, and I have never ever told anyone about this one....................... Dun Hill FRESH.............. GUYS WOMEN LOVE THIS COLONGE....... I PROMISE YOU. I have had married women comeup to me at coffee shops, stores, even my customers, while their husbands are standing next to them and trying to sniff my kneck etc... I have almost gotten in fights over this colonge cause its a chick magnet............... I promise you, IT WORKS............ YOU NEVER STOP GETTING COMPLIMENTS ABOUT THIS COLONGE........ Its inexpensive too... online its like 35 bucks and get the tester......... its smells insane and again IT WORKS...........llollllllllll........
Okay stay tuned for part II ......

[kobeaki]

Another cool trick is to order pizza, then cut a hole in the middle

my girl got that vid sent to her cell phone yesterday...pretty funny...

[Sedale Threatt]

Know when to open your mouth and speak.

That's what it all boils down to, for me. Cleaning up nice, all that stuff is common sense and easy to figure out. But this is the one trick I've never mastered.

I don't know -- around ugly women and my mom's friends, I'm about the most charming s.o.b. you'd ever want to meet. If I'm even semi-attracted to them, though, my common sense just goes out the window.

Some of the nonsense that comes out of my mouth in those instances. If I can avoid saying anything stupid, I pull every single time. Without fail. But some of the flameouts I endure along the way...it's the stuff of legend among my friends.

It's not just women, though. I'm a reporter, a job with which subtlety and tact and restraint can really go along way in terms of massaging sources and getting people to tell you things they don't want to.

I just don't have any of those qualities. Pretty much what I think is what I'm going to say, which has as many negatives as it does positively. It's just the way I'm wired; I've tried to polish it, at least, but it never works. I'm just too blunt, which can probably be pretty easily ascertained by my posting style.

[TonyMontana]

Know when to open your mouth and speak.

That's what it all boils down to, for me. Cleaning up nice, all that stuff is common sense and easy to figure out. But this is the one trick I've never mastered.

I don't know -- around ugly women and my mom's friends, I'm about the most charming s.o.b. you'd ever want to meet. If I'm even semi-attracted to them, though, my common sense just goes out the window.

Some of the nonsense that comes out of my mouth in those instances. If I can avoid saying anything stupid, I pull every single time. Without fail. But some of the flameouts I endure along the way...it's the stuff of legend among my friends.

S.T listen........... Skip all of that Im this Im that B.S.
Women are as plain as day.
Specailly the hot ones.... they feel that they are always getting hit up by idiots and guys that are too much into themselves, for example do you ever see a good looking guy and hot girl talking?
Hot women know that good looking guys are about one thing and one thing only........ getting laid.
Thats why at times you do see hot women with your noraml everyday looking guys having a blast and laughing their asses off, cause that guy who is plain and decent looking has more goodness to him and he is humble and nice.......... Not saying good looking guys are not.
They want men to approach them, thats if you are well groomed and you dress nice and you have a lets say 1 to 10 ....... a 5 to a 7 look and style to yourself.
As far as being able to talk to them, dont B.S them with all the crap they heard and hear all the time.
One of the most important thing I learned about when it comes to talking to women is that women are just people like me and you. All the B.S about not knowing what to say or how to say, anxiety, awkwardness, etc. YOU HAVE TO THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW STARTING NOW.
It would'nt be an issue if you see women a certain way, and that is, not as someone or something to amaze or impress since they are just people like me and you.
If you overlook that then you're trying to impress a woman and understand that you're having a conversation with a real normal person, I don't think you would have any problem talking to any woman at any givin time or day.
You can talk to a women, ugly, cute, hot and attract her by showing her that you appreciate her as a person and not just a piece of meat or a booty call or that you think she's hot and she is out of your league.
Remember she's not, what makes her better than you, have some balls and when you walkup to her, imagine grabbing your balls and holding them tight as your walking up to her and think of her as just another person, filter out her being to good for you or she's not impressed by you.
Have confidence and pozzass.
When you go out anywhere that you run into women, don't go out for one reason, and thats picking up women. Go out to have fun, have a blast and enjoy your night.
Go out for yourself and the main purpose of having fun.
DONT EVER go out just to pickup women. A lot of times if you do that and it doesnt work out...... SO WHAT....... You had fun and you had a great time. This way its a lot less stressful and it makes things easier when your talking to women and it also makes things more natural and fun.

One more thing when it comes to women.
You dont know her since you just met her, so its VERY important to ALWAYS keep your emotions, feelings in check.
Ya the first time you tried talking to her and it didnt work out, dont look at her as if she's a itch or concided, maybe she just walked in and 20 guys had already disrespected her or tried to pick her up until you walked up to her. Give her some time and allow her to unwined herself.
Always pop a peek at her and make sure she doesnt have some dingel berry around her that just ruined it for all man kind, and dug a hole for you to fill. Cause thats the worst time to approach a any women.
If something doesn't go your way, don't blow it out of the water and get angry depressed or sad. Just act casual like it doesnt phase you or okay it is what it is and her lost not yours, and put on a face that shows that nothing can phase you and walk away with telling her something like "well have fun the rest of the night and let me know if you change your mind about that Drink/Dance/or dinner/ I get a little arrogant at times and say something like............ the hottest guy/or the best thing that walked into your life/ or watching your dream man walk away from you...........
You know women like and dig comments like that, casue it shows you have confidence and you have balls.............

[Sedale Threatt]

But I'm actually about a 9, so I'm not sure if any of this applies to me.

No, seriously, one of my best friends is actually an all-time mack. He embodies a lot of the stuff you're talking about -- about 6-0, pushing 220 or so, but he's about the most confident/charismatic dude I've ever met. Some of the stuff I've seen him pull...I lived off his leftovers for about two years when we rooming together. He used to try and school me, but it never really stuck.

I'd like to get you, Erik, Danny and him in a room and see what the results would be. Testosterone overload.

[TyCobb]

I'm going to get Dun Hill FRESH. I already have a girl, but I've never EVER bought or wore cologne before. But if it smells good, then I'll get it.

[milesfides]

I hope you meant dunhill, a london outfitter, not dun hill. I wouldn't buy a fragrance that reads, "dung hill."

Dung Hill Fresh. Attracts women, and flies.

[milesfides]

You can talk to a women, ugly, cute, hot and attract her by showing her that you appreciate her as a person and not just a piece of meat or a booty call or that you think she's hot and she is out of your league.

damn, fail.

Remember she's not, what makes her better than you, have some balls and when you walkup to her, imagine grabbing your balls and holding them tight as your walking up to her and think of her as just another person, filter out her being to good for you or she's not impressed by you.

Tony, I like everything you said, but I simply don't understand this part at all. But I want to.

[TonyMontana]

I'm going to get Dun Hill FRESH. I already have a girl, but I've never EVER bought or wore cologne before. But if it smells good, then I'll get it.

Ty............ I promise you, its banging, and women love it.
Heres a pic of it....

I hope you meant dunhill, a london outfitter, not dun hill. I wouldn't buy a fragrance that reads, "dung hill."

Dung Hill Fresh. Attracts women, and flies.

....... My bad Miles....... DUNHILL

Remember she's not, what makes her better than you, have some balls and when you walkup to her, imagine grabbing your balls and holding them tight as your walking up to her and think of her as just another person, filter out her being to good for you or she's not impressed by you.

Tony, I like everything you said, but I simply don't understand this part at all. But I want to.

Okay, you know how at times Im not good with explaining certain things online but you know what I mean............
You know how sometimes your boy will say what dont you grow someballs and go over there and talk to her.........Like that, not physically grabbing your balls.......lollll
But have some balls when you approach a women........ thats what I mean, and when you do, just treat her like a normal person, and not be intimitated by her appearance or her looks.

[hermes]

....Like that, not physically grabbing your balls.......lollll

cause that would be awkward

[DoctaJ]

....Like that, not physically grabbing your balls.......lollll

cause that would be awkward

Tony, you are definitely one of a kind, mang.

[eckoner]

Phil_2.0- just got your pm...i can help you out with that if it's not too late!
shoot me an email same name @gmail

[Erik Eleven]

I'd like to get you, Erik, Danny and him in a room and see what the results would be. Testosterone overload.

^ We would kill. I mean, they would. I'm married (put out to pasture and used only for breeding purposes) nowadays.

Make them laugh. If you can make a girl laugh all night, you're job is done. She'll take care of the rest for you. Girls just want to have fun. Especially the pretty ones. They're used to guys being either chicken•h•t or putting up a too-cool-for-school attitude around them and they're sick of it. That's not fun. Again, girls just want to have fun. Relax and crack a few jokes making fun of yourself. Then ask her to buy the next round and later to drive you home. Your job is to be a fresh breath of air.

What most guys don't get is that most good looking girls have self esteem issues. It's kind of like a really rich guy — he may never trust for sure that a girl is with him for the person that he is. He might have an issue with who he is because people around him are kissasses, so he never gets a real reality check from the people surrounding him. Same goes for hot chicks — lots of self doubt in all areas but the exterior. I'm not saying you should exploit that, just be aware of it when you talk to them. Knowing that might help take care of the nerves you guys might have when you make your approach.


EDIT: Early in the morning lack of clarity.

[TonyMontana]

^ We would kill. I mean, they would. I'm married.

Make them laugh. If you can make a girl laugh all night, you're job is done. She'll take care of the rest for you. Girls just want to have fun. Especially the pretty ones. They're used to guys being either chicken•h•t or putting up a too-cool-for-school attitude around them and they're sick of it. That's not fun. Girls just want to have fun, trust me. Relax and crack a few daring jokes about yourself. Then ask her to buy the next round and later to drive you home. Your job is to be a fresh breath of air.

What most guys don't get is that most good looking girls have self esteem issues. It's kind of like a really rich guy — he may never trust for sure that a girl is with him for the person that he is. He might have an issue with who he is because people around him are kissasses, so he never gets a real reality check from the people surrounding him. Same goes for hot chicks — lots of self doubt in all areas but the exterior.

SO true, its like women, specially pretty ones, believe it or not, they are more insecure and lonely than not so pretty ones.
Becasue everybody is afraid of talking to them or approaching them.
I approach them like I would approach anybody, cause I know I can make them smile and talk to them and keep them interested about almost anything........... Their shoes, their hair, the drink they are having, about how goofy the last guy was that came up to her........ Anything you can imagine.
For example I can walkup to a real hot girl and tell her, I guess its just me and you since you scared everybody else off........... She'll be like haaa, what are you talking about? .... Well I noticed you've been standing her by yourself and the only person that has approached you is ME....... SO lets have fun and enjoy the rest of the night........... See women like that casue it shows you have been observing her, and I maybe right 50 % of the time, but when I am right........... then the out come is sweet...... when Im wrong ........ oh well I tried. WHO CARES.