EmoWolves vs Cavs - Wednesday, 12/17/08, KSTC 45

[Devilzsidewalk]

EmoWolves

team motto: "we're so sad, please take it easy on us"

PG Emo Foye


SG Emo Mike Miller


SF Emo Gomes


PF Craig Smith (Craig is exempted)

C Emo Normal Al


Wolves bench:


vs

Cleveland Cavs
team motto: "we don't care who you are, just get out of our way, we gotta title to get"

PG Mo Williams

SG Delonte West

SFLBJ

PF Big Benjamin

C Z (might miss the game due to ankle probs, would start Varejao then


keys to the game:

Wolves: look really sad and maybe the refs will take pity on you
Cavs: just give a token effort on the defensive end and the Wolves will shoot 35% for the game

[_AIJ_]

LOL!

[revprodeji]

At least we can relate to them while we cry over an open bottle.

[TMo519]

This is so depressing......

[funkatron101]

This is lame. Excuse me while I go cut myself.

[john2jer]

I feel like writing bad poetry, wearing our alternate black jerseys, and wondering why Stern hates us while we love him so.

[Zeitgeister]

The Wolf with the emo haircut is classic!

[D1SGRUNTL3D]

I laughed.

I expect another double digit loss. absolutely no effort, no pride, no respect to those who pay money to come see them play.

I see it Cleveland 106, Wolves 93

[revprodeji]

I expect some effort and energy, but sub 42% FG % and constant defensive lapse

[Foye]

109 - 88 Cavs

LBJ will play like 25 minutes and have like 30 pts. 10 rebs and 10 ass

then we'll ask if he could have beaten our team in a 1 vs. 5 match and come to the decision that he probably would have done that if it was needed

[Basti]

well Emos actually show some expression. the Wolves lately lack in showing some expression...

[D1SGRUNTL3D]

I expect some effort and energy, but sub 42% FG % and constant defensive lapse

Yea i spose they still have to run up and down the court adn shoot jump shots.

[jack612]

i predict we lose this game by roughly a billion points.

[TMo519]

I think this will be one of those tight games where we're close but you never even remotely feel like they have a shot at winning, like they'll be up 4 or 5 a lot, but you just know there's zero chance of a win because Cleveland will just go on that mid 3rd quarter run that just demoralizes us and you'll see the head hanging again.

[deeney0]

James will have more points than minutes.

[Mattya]

James will have more points than minutes.

+1

[PaintPatrol]

If Carmelo scored 33 on us in a qtr I think LBJ might score 40. It will be ugly very ugly.

[C.lupus]

If only Brewer were healthy. He could hold LBJ to 39.

[Devilzsidewalk]

Lebron will be calling it a night at the end of the 3rd as the oppositions standard 3rd quarter beatdown will have opened up a 25 point lead or so

EmoWolves will then look sad and the Cavs will feel bad and ease up the D on us in the 4th quarter enabling Normal Al to get his 22/9 on 8 for 23 shooting and Foye will get his 17/7 on 5 for 19 shooting

Pessimism is so much healthier, it limits expectations down to a realistic emo-level. Some teams' fans put on team colored paint and scream "defense!" at games and such, but I think we should start putting on eyeliner and practice depressed and introspective facial expressions.

[Calinks]

Just let me see McCants continue to shoot well, Foye get back on track after his last two games, and my +/- player get plus 10+ points and I'll be alright.