Bonzi is scoring 46.8 in China

RolloTommasi · Post #1 » by **RolloTommasi** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:41 pm

http://youbeenblinded.com/bonzi-wells-i ... ation/2564

Post #2 » by **TMU** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:59 pm

It's the CBA. I hope Bonzi averages 50 per game and be claimed as Wilt Chamberlain of China.

Play_Smart! · Post #3 » by **Play_Smart!** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 6:06 pm

Barkley's mama could drop 45. Bonzi is about on par with her.

HTown_TMac · Post #4 » by **HTown_TMac** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 6:10 pm

Play_Smart! wrote:Barkley's mama could drop 45. Bonzi is about on par with her.

If his mama could score 45 in the NBA, then in China she would average 81

jove9 · Post #5 » by **jove9** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 6:11 pm

New question:

How many points could you average in the CBA?

I'd probably average 16 ppg.

hackle · Post #6 » by **hackle** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:21 am

there is no challenging defense in CBA, the games average about 250 points. a season NBA player used to play under tight defense will easily explode in CBA, it's just too much room for every move. i seriously doubt that Bonzi could keep it up too long, he will be asymilated(?) soon, which will make coming back to NBA very hard.

A.J. · Post #7 » by **A.J.** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:23 am

I'll drop about 10 a game.

T-Wack · Post #8 » by **T-Wack** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:23 am

Man, we could have really used that 48.6 against Washington...

hackle · Post #9 » by **hackle** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:25 am

And if you ever watched international games, the Chinese team sucked big time when the opponent team makes full court press, the guards will all freak out and turn the ball over EVERY SINGLE TIME. CBA is simply the softest suck-each-other's-dick basketball league in the entire world.

jove9 · Post #10 » by **jove9** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 6:31 am

Too much info, hackle.

The image BURNS!!!

2fast4u · Post #11 » by **2fast4u** » Thu Jan 1, 2009 1:15 am

i would probably ave. a decent 10.5 points..
wait...are we only talkin about 1 quarter?

howe070523 · Post #12 » by **howe070523** » Thu Jan 1, 2009 6:51 am

Funny thing is Bonzi averaged 37fga and his team is ranked 11th in CBA.
In last night's game Bonzi scored only 3pt but the team still managed to blow out Yunnan .

So much Bonzi "dominating" the stats board but his team stays mediocricy.

freakazoid · Post #13 » by **freakazoid** » Thu Jan 1, 2009 9:50 am

Bonzai is the most awesome name ever in China.

Ralph Machio was cool with those trees when he was waxing on and off.

Sweet cars, yo.