Wolves-Pacers = Wolves Win

theGreatRC · Post #1 » by **theGreatRC** » Mon Feb 2, 2009 11:36 pm

I'm still mad about something..So i would like to make it into a story.

This meeting takes place on February 29th at 4:00pm-4:10pm on the Timberwolves practice facility

"AL! I need to talk to you"

"Remember Bassy, if you tell anyone what happened in Houston that one weekend..I will ki..Coming coach!"

"The staff and I have something to tell you Big Al"

"What do you want to tell me coach?"

"This is going to be harder for me than it is for you"

"I don't have all day coach, this is why I can't play defense..wasting my time with your feelings"

"ydfd ddifn make kdfjslf game"

"I'm sorry coach, I didn't hear what you said"

*COUGH* "You didn't make the all-star reserves"

"Aww man..Well it's understandable; there are a ton of good Forwards and centers in the league that deserve it just as much as I do. Who made it over me? Melo? Millsap? Nene?"

"David West"

"Whaaawahuashauaaat????"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

"That is pretty damn funny."

Dirk: "David West? LOLOLOL"

"You know i'm going to blog about this, Al."

" man, I feel so bad for him. I think we should let him dominate us again so his stats will look good."

Tyson Chandler: "Ey did yall hear?? David West made it over Al Jefferson!!!??"
Chris Paul: "NO **** WAY! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA"

"Doc, Remind me to drop 60/30 and a W against New Orleans"

props to gettyimages for the pics

Post #2 » by **Basti** » Mon Feb 2, 2009 11:40 pm

hehehe nice story and props for you to make this story

but only for clarification: the game is tommorrow 7pm... I was quite confused before I looked it up.

Chance1117 · Post #3 » by **Chance1117** » Mon Feb 2, 2009 11:48 pm

theGreatRC wrote:"Aww man..Well it's understandable; there are a ton of good Forwards and centers in the league that deserve it just as much as I do. Who made it over me? Melo? Millsap? Nene?"

David Stern,

I have noticed that the average NBA player is taller then the average human. In realizing this and looking at the attached photo brought me to question, with such tall players why do they have a bench of tiny chairs? Being 6'5'' myself a folding chair can be uncomfortable while sitting long periods of time. I do realize that Big Al himself (in attached picture) doesn't sit on the bench very much however for players like Mad Dog Madsen and Rashad McCan't this could cause their legs to fall asleep or strain on their neck or back. I would also note that this applies more for McCan't cause he doesn't even stand up when the Wolves go on runs.

Sincerely,

hockeyman12c

A concerned fan

P.S. Lets beat up on those Pacers tonight!

Post #4 » by **Klomp** » Tue Feb 3, 2009 1:46 am

That was great.

Howler21 · Post #5 » by **Howler21** » Tue Feb 3, 2009 2:12 am

I too believe the chairs are having a serious impact on players these days.For instance, those very seats put an end to the brilliant careers of players such as Shaun Bradley,Trajan Langdon, Ron Mercer and Timberwolves legend Cherokee Parks... :lol:

Mcfale313 · Post #6 » by **Mcfale313** » Tue Feb 3, 2009 2:36 am

man thats hilarious
thanks for the effort~

Post #7 » by **TheFranchise21** » Tue Feb 3, 2009 4:38 am

LMAO, hilarious.

john2jer · Post #8 » by **john2jer** » Tue Feb 3, 2009 5:36 am

3 very funny posts. Congrats all.

STOMP THE PACERS!

jc613 · Post #9 » by **jc613** » Tue Feb 3, 2009 9:09 am

you guy are funny........ :lol:

go wolves.....big al and KLOVE will dominate down low against rasho and troy........

i like the ford vs bassy match up...speed 4 speed.....

Chance1117 · Post #10 » by **Chance1117** » Tue Feb 3, 2009 4:46 pm

theGreatRC- How long did it take you to put that all together?

Winter Wonder · Post #11 » by **Winter Wonder** » Tue Feb 3, 2009 6:12 pm

Well done. It gave me a smile at work today. I admit to missing those Lima pictures though...

TMo519 · Post #12 » by **TMo519** » Tue Feb 3, 2009 8:57 pm

Hahahahaha, that was great! And pretty much my reaction when I heard the All-Star reserves as well lol.

Post #13 » by **Calinks** » Tue Feb 3, 2009 10:39 pm

Great stuff RC. That's how I was feeling. "DAVID WEST!?!?!" Haha. Well fellas I wont be able to see this game so I will hope for the best. I hate missing Wolves action but sometimes it just cannot be helped. Go Wolves!

Chance1117 · Post #14 » by **Chance1117** » Tue Feb 3, 2009 10:55 pm

Calinks3 wrote: I hate missing Wolves action but sometimes it just cannot be helped. Go Wolves!

I hear ya there. Nothing going for me tonight though! I'm even going to get some pizza! After a hard loss to Detroit and then playing the best in the west....and east a win would be great!

Mayoistooslow · Post #15 » by **Mayoistooslow** » Tue Feb 3, 2009 11:40 pm

I'm still F'in pissed that Al wasn't named an all-star. What a joke - give me a break. Anyway, Pacers gonna get their ass kicked tonight. Wolves 103 - Pacers 90

Vega06 · Post #16 » by **Vega06** » Tue Feb 3, 2009 11:44 pm

LOL awesome thread..

Why can't I remember us ever playing the Pacers last season?

Post #17 » by **Basti** » Tue Feb 3, 2009 11:45 pm

man I hope there will be pie tonight. if not I'll probably go to sleep after a while. I need to get up in roughly 6 hours

Post #18 » by **Basti** » Tue Feb 3, 2009 11:47 pm

Vega06 wrote:LOL awesome thread..

Why can't I remember us ever playing the Pacers last season?

I can recall one game... we scored almost 130 pts on them

Vega06 · Post #19 » by **Vega06** » Wed Feb 4, 2009 12:03 am

Like I said in the game against the Pistons...perimeter shooting bigs = death to our team.

Murphy scares me (never though id say that). Guys like him tear us up

Vega06 · Post #20 » by **Vega06** » Wed Feb 4, 2009 12:06 am

the_incredible_basti wrote:
Vega06 wrote:LOL awesome thread..

Why can't I remember us ever playing the Pacers last season?

I can recall one game... we scored almost 130 pts on them

Ah yes I remember that game now.

Im interested to see Hibbert tonight. I really wanted us to pick him up in the draft