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MACHINE 2.0 

Post#1 » by Plastered » Tue Apr 7, 2009 6:58 pm

LBJ6GOAT wrote:The league always schedules the lakers for a game that they're going to win., its ridiculous
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Post#2 » by shobe_81 » Tue Apr 7, 2009 7:27 pm

Maybe the Machine should watch his "where amazing happens" when Ray Allen blows right by him for an easy lay-up in game 4 to win the game :roll:

This video is stupid, the broken Machine videos are worthless now.
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Post#3 » by Kobay » Tue Apr 7, 2009 7:43 pm

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Post#4 » by TylersLakers » Tue Apr 7, 2009 7:56 pm

I hope this guy does more of these for this years playoffs. They were hilarious last year.
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Post#5 » by Danny Darko » Tue Apr 7, 2009 8:00 pm

I'm not liking this Vista Machine. I want the XP back.
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Post#6 » by Sofa King » Tue Apr 7, 2009 9:31 pm

Uh oh! The machine broke.
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Post#7 » by kevin_405 » Wed Apr 8, 2009 7:41 pm

Check this one out..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FLgNogO ... re=related

In the Celtics huddle the audio says "He is not a machine he is a man" Thats so funny..
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Post#8 » by hermes » Wed Apr 8, 2009 8:28 pm

Slamma Jamma Bing Bong!
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Post#10 » by TylersLakers » Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:04 am

:rofl: Lmao

I like it when Sasha has a good game just because of these.
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Post#11 » by CITYOFANGELSX3 » Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:33 am

That dude's machine voice is great!
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Post#12 » by kevin_405 » Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:09 pm

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Post#13 » by hermes » Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:35 pm

DubaLakers wrote:And now Machine 3.0 vs. Sacto

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEP0Ag_m ... r_embedded

:rofl: thats the best one yet
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Post#14 » by milesfides » Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:32 pm

In the last couple weeks, Sasha has been focused on the mission, man.

The guy is ready for the playoffs. He wants it. We might lose because of him, but he wants it.

I want to see a one-on-one game between Sasha and Wally Szczerbiak.
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Post#16 » by Erik Eleven » Fri Apr 17, 2009 6:46 am

Danny Darko wrote:I'm not liking this Vista Machine. I want the XP back.


That's the problem. Should have got a Mac in the first place. :wink:
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Post#17 » by Mamba Venom » Fri Apr 17, 2009 10:07 am

Machine say bye bye to Jazz for 2 years in a row
Set 3 point percentage from stun to kill and make the net go Splash in Salt Lake
Jazz has too many notes machine like to keep it simple
You pass I shoot net goes splash

Next Machine was happy for T-Mac to finally get out of 1st round
congrats T-Mac
T-Mac and Kobe friends from all-star game and now T-Mac wants to play 3 in LA
3 is not a position but the # of points Lakers get when I shoot behind curved line
Machine make it splash in Texas
Machine Rockets fans get wet from so many splashes set play-off record with 9 pointers
since Artest and Battier ignore machine
You ignore machine and machine will terminate you
bye bye Rockets

Machine next mission to stop former West power Spurs for good
This time machine learned to play defense not like last year when Celts found machines secret override switch
Kobe removed switch last week of reg season so machine good
I WILL GET YOU LEPRICONs
Machine hate green but
machine is color blind besides yellow and purple all colors are green
Jazz where green BYE BYE
Rockets where green BYE BYE
Spurs where green too so Machine help make Spurs go bye bye for good
Bynum looks like a young David Robinson machine overhears Duncan saying
No Duncan Bynum is on Machines team and will never go play for green Spurs

Machine wants to see Lepricons in finals but a King killed Lepricons
a new team called the King LeBron's and his court make NBA and then make Finals
Machine not surprised, machine NEVER surprised
They are good but LA Kobes/Gasols/Bynums/LOs/Machines are better
Machine camp and shoot all day long and shoot over little Mo Williams
Mo little like a Lepricon Machine hate Mike Myers and Notre Dame too
MACHINE CAMP MACHINE SHOOT MACHINE MAKE SPLASH IN 4 STATES IN PLAY-OFFS
Would have been 5 if Oregan killed Spurs
Machine finish job for Oregan trailblaizers
Machine show Mo that machine not human and no kill switch or override (Thanks BFF Kobe)
Mo good but does not run right software
King run good software and good hardware too
Machine does not know why Kobe showed King how to update software in summer for anual update assembly country software event
Oh well Phil Jackson make all Lakers play like machine
Set all Lakers even Ammo from Kill to Destroy and Conquer
Machine happy Ammo and DJ on court win Lakers win because Lakers set to destry
Lakers complete mission start 5-peat
Lakers are 22-3 in OT last 6 seasons:Kobe best OT closer!
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Post#18 » by snaquille oatmeal » Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:10 am

shobe_81 wrote:Maybe the Machine should watch his "where amazing happens" when Ray Allen blows right by him for an easy lay-up in game 4 to win the game :roll:

This video is stupid, the broken Machine videos are worthless now.
you do realize that the reason Shuttlesworth was able to blow by him was because Odom, Gasol and the roaming Kobe didn't have his back and parted the sea for jesus to lay it up. it is a team game and the team failed.
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