Thanks to everyone who participated. I'm sorry if I didn't include you in the final standings. Next year, I'll have anyone who guessed up there, but only count the guys who reach the minimum for the competition. I know Sparhawk would've liked to see his ratio (he would've finished somewhere between PacerPerpective and me).
So, without further ado...
The Pacers Psychic of the 2009 is TJFordIsGod!

As your reward, you get to commission me for a song, but I think I'll just give to you the "Bitches" song since I know you'd like that.
Honorable mention to 2nd and 3rd place contestants chatard5 and cdash, respectively, and PacerPerspective for having the most "wins".
Let's do it again next year!