Sweet Suzy wrote:I am an avid basketball fan.
O RLY? Well, riddle me this, then, Dick Vitale... name me
at least 10 other NBA teams (including both the city and the name of the team). Also, just out of curiosity, who won the NCAA men's and women's basketball championships a few weeks ago?
Sweet Suzy wrote:My favorite team is the Portland Trail Blazers.
Kick-ass, so is mine! <puppy dogs and gum drops>
Sweet Suzy wrote:I have been going to the Memorial Coliseum and Rose Garden since probably before I was even born (cheering in the uterus.. ).
Again, so have I... get to the friggin' point already, lady!
Sweet Suzy wrote:One thing I have noticed in the past couple of years, is the disturbingly stripper-like routines and outfits the Blazer "Dancers" wear.
Me too... aren't they awesome!? <crickets>
Sweet Suzy wrote:Now, I know a lot of these girls have been dancing since children but this isn't an art.
Who died and made you an art critic?
Sweet Suzy wrote:They are strutting around, flashing their ass and shaking their tits.
I know... isn't America AWESOME!?
Sweet Suzy wrote:The costumes include booty shorts and bras, ref-dresses, and the shiny boots you see above.
I prefer the hot pants (a.k.a. clam diggers) with the shiny boots. Such a nice combination it'd make an onion cry! In fact, Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter don't even have a combination that can touch that ****...
combined!
Sweet Suzy wrote:As the popularity of the Blazers continues to rise with the team's ascension to greatness once again, so does the fan base become more diverse.
Whoa, whoa, WHOA... can you please put down the on-line dictionary!? Oh, and

at the Nostradamus quatrain. Keep up the good work and you may make quite a name for yourself in another 400+ years!
Sweet Suzy wrote:The Rose Garden is no longer filled with middle aged men and blog nerds; but young kids, girls, boys, women, men, couples, singles, beer enthusiasts, basketball fans, and crowd loving bandwagoners.
No way... say it ain't so! Men, women, children... and
basketball fans? What the hell are
they doing there, anyways!?
Sweet Suzy wrote:It's wonderful.
Actually, I kinda hate the "bandwagoners"--they're douche-bags.
Sweet Suzy wrote:So what exactly is the message these "dancers" portray?
That they're more fleet of foot than you are, for one, Twinkle Toes!
Sweet Suzy wrote:It's not a good one…
That's
flat-out B.S.!
Sweet Suzy wrote:It is obvious that they add sex to what is usually an all male audience.
Now just you wait a cotton-pickin' second... weren't you
just saying how the crowd "is no longer filled with middle aged men and blog nerds; but young kids, girls, boys, women, men, couples, singles, beer enthusiasts, basketball fans, and crowd loving bandwagoners," or am I mistaken?
Oh, and why
not "add sex?" "SEX ROOLZ, SWEET SUZY DROOLZ!11!!1!1"
Sweet Suzy wrote:A feature to the ever increasing sensationalized NBA storyline.
*single tear*
Seriously, just one.
Sweet Suzy wrote:Men watching a bunch of other men sweat profusely is kind of homoerotic... gotta objectify women to prove their virility.
Hey--you hear that!? That's your insecurity alarm going off. Does that mean that when you watch a women's basketball game that you're then a full-on bull-dyke? No, of course not--just like most guys that are into sports aren't pole-smokers. I mean, yeah, I'm sure there are some regular Richard Simmons' out there that like professional male sports, but, I mean, COME ON... ser-i-ous-ly!
And, again, please put down the god damn on-line dictionary--I already asked you nicely, earlier!
Sweet Suzy wrote:This is degrading and perpetuating debauchery and not something I want to be a part of.
I
hate it when people "perpetuate douche-baggery!" I did, however, come across a funny-ass web-site that was dedicated to it a while back, though. It's called HotChickswithDoucheBags.com--check it out!
Sweet Suzy wrote:Also, to the parents of the Jr. Blazer Dancers... you are really doing your daughter a disservice.
Well, don't just sit there and type... get out there and start spankin' 'em and takin' their (respective) birthday's away!
Sweet Suzy wrote:Just to let you know
Go back to Pennsylvania, Quaker!