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Tmac suicide watch 

Post#1 » by Guy986 » Fri May 1, 2009 4:07 am

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Post#2 » by CuttingEdge » Fri May 1, 2009 4:10 am

He might feel so shamed he kills himself anytime between now and this off season. He was on a team getting paid $21 million and decides to be a quitter. I hope he rights a peace offering to the team before he goes. Shame on you T-Mac ... SHAME!!!!! LOL... hehe..
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Post#3 » by TMACFORMVP » Fri May 1, 2009 4:13 am

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Post#4 » by CuttingEdge » Fri May 1, 2009 4:18 am

Tracy telling his grand kids about the 1st round completion: "I tell ya that season, I decided to change my name to Von Wafer and wore a Mask. That's really me."

I wonder what Tracy has to say.
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Post#5 » by Guy986 » Fri May 1, 2009 4:19 am

"It feels good to be out of the first round"
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Post#6 » by Rendezvous » Fri May 1, 2009 4:22 am

Damn it Guy986 i was just about to make this thread.

anyways on passing the first round

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Post#7 » by CuttingEdge » Fri May 1, 2009 4:23 am

Guy986 wrote:"It feels good to be out of the first round"


In the 6th grade, my friend tells me if the first time you had sex you used a condom or if it lasted less than 1 minute you are still a half virgin.

I guess Tracy needs to wear a big condom over himself and say "Hey it's better than nothing." :lol:
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Re: Tmac suicide watch 

Post#8 » by TMU » Fri May 1, 2009 4:25 am

Was he at the game?
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Post#9 » by boshjonesford » Fri May 1, 2009 4:48 am

wait so if the rockets win T-Mac still gets his ring right
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Post#10 » by Munchlaxatives » Fri May 1, 2009 4:48 am

Yes, so does Rafer and possibly Francis.
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Post#11 » by PocketRockets » Fri May 1, 2009 5:10 am

was tmac there? I don't think so b/c after the win they didn't show any shots of him. I'm sure he has a "good" excuse for not being there though hahahha Congrats Rox!!! It's about **** time!!!
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Post#12 » by RaoulDuke79 » Fri May 1, 2009 6:09 am

BREAKING NEWS: Tracy McGrady, NBA superstar and Houston Rockets G/F, has been found dead outside of Toyota Center in downtown Houston, from an apparent self-inflicted gunshot to his vagina. Sources close to the team have declined to comment on the incident, but Rockets guard Ron Artest had this to say:

"It's rough man. He was always the most difficult player for me to guard in practice because he was always on the bench complaining of a sore vagina, but I never thought he'd shoot himself there. That has to hurt man! I mean, I know if I took a bullet to the balls it'd bring me to my knees, so I can only imagine getting popped in the poon would hurt just as much. He was a good guy and he will be missed.....not on the floor of course, but just in general I mean...you know what I'm sayin'."

McGrady was a 7-time All Star in the NBA, and despite being a 2-time scoring champion and one of the most talented and exciting players to watch, had never been able to get out of the first round of the playoffs in his 12 year career, bringing much criticism from fans and media personnel. He is perhaps best known for quitting on his team during the 2008-2009 season, when he decided to have surgery after not rehabbing properly during the previous summer.

The Houston Rockets went on to win their first playoff series in over a decade, beating the Portland Trailblazers in 6 games.

We will be following this story all night and will have more news as it develops.


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Post#13 » by NetsForce » Fri May 1, 2009 6:14 am

Does McGrady still think the Lakers are going to win it all?
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Post#14 » by hackle » Fri May 1, 2009 1:00 pm

this thread is a bit mean, but what Tmac did is very deserving.
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Re: Tmac suicide watch 

Post#15 » by Joe Kleazy » Fri May 1, 2009 2:02 pm

RaoulDuke79 wrote:
BREAKING NEWS: Tracy McGrady, NBA superstar and Houston Rockets G/F, has been found dead outside of Toyota Center in downtown Houston, from an apparent self-inflicted gunshot to his vagina. Sources close to the team have declined to comment on the incident, but Rockets guard Ron Artest had this to say:

"It's rough man. He was always the most difficult player for me to guard in practice because he was always on the bench complaining of a sore vagina, but I never thought he'd shoot himself there. That has to hurt man! I mean, I know if I took a bullet to the balls it'd bring me to my knees, so I can only imagine getting popped in the poon would hurt just as much. He was a good guy and he will be missed.....not on the floor of course, but just in general I mean...you know what I'm sayin'."

McGrady was a 7-time All Star in the NBA, and despite being a 2-time scoring champion and one of the most talented and exciting players to watch, had never been able to get out of the first round of the playoffs in his 12 year career, bringing much criticism from fans and media personnel. He is perhaps best known for quitting on his team during the 2008-2009 season, when he decided to have surgery after not rehabbing properly during the previous summer.

The Houston Rockets went on to win their first playoff series in over a decade, beating the Portland Trailblazers in 6 games.

We will be following this story all night and will have more news as it develops.


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Re: Tmac suicide watch 

Post#16 » by King Roosk » Fri May 1, 2009 3:29 pm

The T-mac jokes are pretty funny, but come on guys. I think suicide is pushin it..

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