Community Thread IX

Post #281 » by **Slava** » Sun May 10, 2009 2:33 am

Kno

Done with your freshman year I suppose.

TylersLakers · Post #282 » by **TylersLakers** » Sun May 10, 2009 6:27 am

Sofa King wrote:You know when you have one of those days where you think life just sucks... check out this site. Makes you feel better even if its just a little.

Some highlights.

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy ****'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

Today, my husband dropped me off at work, ten minutes later I got a text saying" I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said he "I dont know what youre talking about Megan". My name isnt Megan, not even close. FML

Today, my mom : "You and your dad like all the same foods right? Try this for me", she then proceeds to give me a strawberry flavored jelly. I say that it tastes good and ask what she gave me. "It's my new nipple cream, I want to surprise your dad tonight." FML

Woops, forgot the link. http://www.fmylife.com

My twin sister told me about that the other day and read me those exact same ones. Some of them are hilarious! Lmao.

Post #283 » by **kno** » Sun May 10, 2009 7:18 am

j-far wrote:Kno

Done with your freshman year I suppose.

Halfway done with the last quarter. Almost there... hah

Post #284 » by **Slava** » Sun May 10, 2009 8:43 am

Oh yeah I forgot the spring semester runs a little longer in Cali schools.

Sofa King · Post #285 » by **Sofa King** » Sun May 10, 2009 1:31 pm

Kno wrote:
j-far wrote:Kno

Done with your freshman year I suppose.

Halfway done with the last quarter. Almost there... hah

So that's where the hell you been hiding. Well... as soon as you graduate, I expect you to make Lakers sig for the entire board young man. And THEN you will... uh ... uh... buy all of us front court Laker tickets with your fancy shamcy new career with you fancy shamcy college degree!!!!11one

Good luck in college. Screw a lot of college girls. Thats pretty much the only reason why I went anyways.

Sofa King · Post #286 » by **Sofa King** » Sun May 10, 2009 1:33 pm

TylersLakers wrote: My twin sister told me about that the other day and read me those exact same ones. Some of them are hilarious! Lmao.

WAit, you have a twin? :eyebrows:

RocketPower23 · Post #287 » by **RocketPower23** » Mon May 11, 2009 9:51 pm

Saw Jerry Seinfeld today, he's shooting a commercial in my town, which is the most random place to shoot one, he'll be there tomorrow too, gonna try to get a picture with him. "What's the deal with airline food"

Sofa King · Post #288 » by **Sofa King** » Tue May 12, 2009 3:47 pm

Yesterday I was at home until my friend and his wife started arguing. I figure it was just one of there quick pointless fights but then it turned uglier and uglier. It looked like the end of their marriage for a quick minute. I got my things and went to the store hoping it all would blow over. It did which was good. Then when I was about to go to sleep, this girl that I'm seeing wanted me to marry her. FML.

Post #289 » by **milesfides** » Tue May 12, 2009 6:32 pm

funny stuff sofa, king!

nice to see you around, kno.

stay safe, DD.

Star Trek was great fun. Never saw an episode.

Sofa King · Post #290 » by **Sofa King** » Tue May 12, 2009 7:09 pm

milesfides wrote:funny stuff sofa, king!

nice to see you around, kno.

stay safe, DD.

Star Trek was great fun. Never saw an episode.

Sup dude. Post on the board more. This is the freaking playoffs after all.

Yeah, just because you and Kno became mods, doesn't mean you have to pull a crackjack and disappear on us.

Post #291 » by **Danny Darko** » Tue May 12, 2009 7:28 pm

Thanks, miles

My girlfriend has a knack for sitting next to supremacists at restaurants. She did it yesterday again for the 2nd time in two weeks. She never thinks about that kind of thing... but it's me they stare at like a race traitor. Must be nice to be f'n oblivious.

hermes · Post #292 » by **hermes** » Wed May 13, 2009 5:36 pm

one more final tomorrow, then i graduate on friday!

Erik Eleven · Post #293 » by **Erik Eleven** » Wed May 13, 2009 6:31 pm

It's a bit disturbing how this forum goes dead when the Lakers play well and win, isn't it? Anyone else ever think the same thing?

Erik Eleven · Post #294 » by **Erik Eleven** » Wed May 13, 2009 6:32 pm

Oops. I just passed 16K, I guess.

Erik Eleven · Post #295 » by **Erik Eleven** » Wed May 13, 2009 6:32 pm

hermes wrote:one more final tomorrow, then i graduate on friday!

Good luck! Go get 'em!

hermes · Post #296 » by **hermes** » Wed May 13, 2009 6:37 pm

Erik Eleven wrote:It's a bit disturbing how this forum goes dead when the Lakers play well and win, isn't it? Anyone else ever think the same thing?

nothing to complain about?

Post #297 » by **Slava** » Wed May 13, 2009 9:32 pm

Did I tell you guys I saw a B-Scott appearance on GB a while back?

Post #298 » by **Danny Darko** » Wed May 13, 2009 11:52 pm

Erik Eleven wrote:Oops. I just passed 16K, I guess.

That's a lotta posts EE.

I bet you could make a pretty interesting book out of the best of

Erik Eleven · Post #299 » by **Erik Eleven** » Thu May 14, 2009 3:50 am

RJM · Post #300 » by **RJM** » Thu May 14, 2009 4:57 am

Not sure if anyone here caught tonight's Inside The NBA, but I freaked when I saw Charles Barkley's push up opponent (the lovely camerawoman Cebelle Forbes). She's so cute and petite (and well built too)! Here's the kicker...she's a MOTHER OF TWO!

:drools: