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THE BAD LOSER...
THE RAT...
THE SKILL-LESS BALLER...
COBY KARL!!!

PLEASE FIND COBY BELOW...
First of all, let me say that I had this GT made Wednesday night while Game 5 was going but when I clicked submit, it sent me to the log-in screen and when I actually did log-in, the GT was gone! I put in so much effort and emotion into it that I was too overwhelmed to attempt to re-create it but today I woke up fired up like I knew I would so I’m sorry it’s late boys but enjoy and piece of my purple & gold heart!
So… Game 5 was a slight disappointment to me at first, I wanted a humiliation like they did to us in Denver but by the next day I was happy because perhaps that meant that the Lakers would come out full bore in Game 6 and close out the Nuggets. Could it be so I thought? Can the Lakers send one message to Cleveland & Orlando saying “WE’RE HERE FOR THE TROPHY!”?
And now, at last, Friday has arrived. It’s now 9:50am… just 8 hours & 9 mins until showtime! I can feel the tension in the air already, conversing with people at Starbuck’s this morning, on my way up to the office and even with some clients. The P&G train is roaring through all of L.A. now, the flags are blazing about in the cool Friday breeze… today history continues to be made…
2009 NBA WESTERN CONFERENCE FINALS

LOS ANGELES LAKERS (3-2) @ DENVER NUGGETS (2-3)


WHEN: May 29, 2009 @ 6:00 PM (PST)
WHERE: PEPSI CENTER
BROADCASTING: ESPN
SERIES HISTORY:
GAME 1: LAL 105, DEN 103
GAME 2: DEN 106, LAL 103
GAME 3: LAL 103, DEN 97
GAME 4: DEN 120, LAL 101
GAME 5: LAL 103, DEN 94
I don’t know about you guys but…
I am f’n sick and tired of hearing people say the Denver Nuggets can eliminate the Lakers. I respect the Nuggets and I must admit I root for Carmelo, he’s one of my favorite guys to watch. However, these are the playoffs and so, Carmelo is the enemy and I want nothing more than to shut these skeptics up. We’ve allowed Denver to be placed on this pedestal as a team that has the potency and immediate ability to knock of the Lakers, WTF IS THAT?!?!?! Let’s bust up these chumps and let ‘em know who the better team clearly is.
I am f’n sick and tired of seeing Nene, Chris Andersen and Kenyon Martin dominate like they have been over our bigs. Nene is a wanna be thug, Andersen is a limited-skilled big, and Martin is another wanna be thug, take these chumps out!!! Birdman bites on EVERY pump, Nene is not as tough as he seems, and Martin is a punk who needs to be embarrassed to be shut up. We need our bigs to step in and do as they surely can, DOMINATE! I’m calling you out Mr. I-JUST-SIGNED-A-MAX-EXTENSION! Bynum has been solid as of late but we’ll need another solid game from him as well as Pau pounding in as he has shown flashes of doing, and L-BOOGIE, keep doing what you’re doin and we got a Game 6 victory!
I am f’n sick and tired of seeing J.R. Smith taunt like some moron after every three he makes. What rock did this lame son of a b*tch come from?!?! Step the D up and throw this guy out of his game, quit making him look like Manu and remember he’s J.R., frustrate him a bit and he’ll be cracked like a bottle in a club! He loves to pour in 3 pointers when the victory is clearly secured, I know saw that in Game 4, so let’s shut him up as well as the fans up in Denver. Let’s make sure they don’t think Game 3 was a fluke, let them know that they can expect a loss when that P&G comes into the Pepsi Center.
I am f’n sick and tired of people saying this team is out, I admit I don’t think this team is a sure thing, however, it’s a sure talent. We just have to put in the effort, that’s all, we have all tools of a champion except that consistent hustle. We cannot allow those non-believers win! We cannot allow Denver to come back to L.A. for a Game 7. We cannot disappoint the Mikan dynasty, nor the West/Chamberlain legacy, nor the Showtime era, nor the Shaq-Kobe dynasty… today we must take the win and secure another opportunity to add another banner to the collection.
LET’S GO LAKERS!!!
Starting for the Denver Nuggets…
Chauncey Billups
Dahntay Jones
Carmelo Anthony
Kenyon Martin
Nene
J.R. Smith
Chris Andersen
Lenas Kleiza
Anthony Carter
AND NOW... FOR YOUR LOS ANGELES LAKERS!!!!!!!!!!
Derek Fisher

Kobe Bryant

Trevor Ariza

Pau Gasol

Andrew Bynum

BENCH MOB!!!!!
Lamar Odom

Shannon Brown

Luke Walton

Sasha Vujacic

Jordan Farmar

LET'S GO LAKERS!!!
KEYS TO VICTORY:
1) GOTTA WIN THE BOARDS BATTLE
2) BETTER TOUCHES TO PAU, DREW AND ODOM
3) ATTACK THE INSIDE
4) BLOCK SHOTS
5) WELL TIMED TIME-OUTS & SUBSTITUTIONS





LET'S DEVOUR THESE NUGGZ AND MOVE ON...
