what is the craziest argument you've had...

dropbowsonem_25 · Post #1 » by **dropbowsonem_25** » Sun May 31, 2009 7:24 am

about the lakers or crazy comparisons youve ran into, in the barber shop this week ive heard:
lebrons jumpshot is as good as kobes
the cavs match up better with orlando than l.a
trade bynum for a 2nd rounder
aaron brooks can bust chauncey billups a**
aaron brooks is an all-star
wade is better than both kobe and lebron
kobe should play inside only
lebron gets most his points from jumpshots
and last but not least varejao can stay with lewis better than odom could.

i know theres probably more, lets hear them!

Post #2 » by **Slava** » Sun May 31, 2009 7:28 am

My basketball illiterate friend feeling left out of a conversation: "Kobe Bryant, Ray Allen and Eddie House are the best players in the NBA right now". :rofl:

Sofa King · Post #3 » by **Sofa King** » Sun May 31, 2009 7:55 am

Where's BScott when you need him...

KObe Bryant · Post #4 » by **KObe Bryant** » Sun May 31, 2009 8:33 am

Lakers are only a one man team. That really hurts me.

Asianiac_24 · Post #5 » by **Asianiac_24** » Sun May 31, 2009 8:38 am

"Isn't Magic Johnson the guy who scored 100 in a game?"
"Iverson is better than Kobe"
"Lebron has a better jumpshot than Kobe"

doozyj · Post #6 » by **doozyj** » Sun May 31, 2009 9:11 am

Wade is better than Kobe. LOL that one took the cake.

NOODLESTYLE · Post #7 » by **NOODLESTYLE** » Sun May 31, 2009 11:17 am

If the Rockets had T-Mac....

CowsMoo · Post #8 » by **CowsMoo** » Sun May 31, 2009 1:18 pm

Kobe's a rapist.

I said I might put Kobe above West as all time Laker. The woman went nuts.

theFRANCHISE · Post #9 » by **theFRANCHISE** » Sun May 31, 2009 4:23 pm

Kobe is the LAKERS

Sofa King · Post #10 » by **Sofa King** » Sun May 31, 2009 4:30 pm

My roommate...

"I'm not a Laker-hater I just hate Kobe."

*celebrates after the Lakers lose*

I deal with that every day....

Sedale Threatt · Post #11 » by **Sedale Threatt** » Sun May 31, 2009 4:35 pm

Sucker punch him a few times. Or crap in his clothes hamper, Najeh Davenport style. That would end it real quick...

DEEP3CL · Post #12 » by **DEEP3CL** » Sun May 31, 2009 4:45 pm

Sedale Threatt wrote:Sucker punch him a few times. Or crap in his clothes hamper, Najeh Davenport style. That would end it real quick...

Ahh Sedale I remember that big time, wasn't it some girl he use to date ? Hey gotta give him credit for not going the violent route at least ! :lol:

Post #13 » by **snaquille oatmeal** » Sun May 31, 2009 4:51 pm

Sofa King wrote:My roommate...

"I'm not a Laker-hater I just hate Kobe."

*celebrates after the Lakers lose*

I deal with that every day....

did you move in with Mihmhee? she complains about her roommate too.

p.s. if you did, is she a hotty like I imagine her to be?

TruSkool · Post #14 » by **TruSkool** » Sun May 31, 2009 4:51 pm

kobe is better than jordan (never)
lebron is better than kobe (not yet)
kobe has the nicest form in the league (ray allen)
dwight howard will be better than shaq (lmao)
tnt/espn>nbc(u kiddin me?)
nba live>nba jam(yeaa right)

Post #15 » by **snaquille oatmeal** » Sun May 31, 2009 4:54 pm

Kobe doing everything = selfish
Lebron doing everything = needs help

Sedale Threatt · Post #16 » by **Sedale Threatt** » Sun May 31, 2009 5:01 pm

DEEP3CL wrote:
Sedale Threatt wrote:Sucker punch him a few times. Or crap in his clothes hamper, Najeh Davenport style. That would end it real quick...
Ahh Sedale I remember that big time, wasn't it some girl he use to date ? Hey gotta give him credit for not going the violent route at least !

That's a hell of a legacy, isn't it? You start to type his name into Google, and the first four suggestions are:

Najeh Davenport poop
Najeh Davenport closet
Najeh Davenport hamper
Najeh Davenport arrested

The weird thing is, it wasn't his ex or anything. It was just some girl, at least according to the police report:

According to the police report, alleged victim Mary McCarthy said she woke up around 6 a.m. on April 1, ``to a strange sound, and discovered Mr. Davenport, an individual unknown to her, squatting in her closet defecating into her laundry basket.''

How'd you like to wake up to that, some big-ass football player taking a dump in your closet? :lol:

DEEP3CL · Post #17 » by **DEEP3CL** » Sun May 31, 2009 5:05 pm

I argued with all these fans here on GM because they thought their team could win.

Tommy Trojan · Post #18 » by **Tommy Trojan** » Sun May 31, 2009 5:19 pm

Disneyland payed off Stern for a Los Angeles and Orlando matchup

Pablo Escobar · Post #19 » by **Pablo Escobar** » Sun May 31, 2009 6:17 pm

lebron is a better man to man defender LOL that made my day man i was laughing all day when my friend told me that

Frantik · Post #20 » by **Frantik** » Sun May 31, 2009 7:58 pm

Lakers have the same matchup problem against orlando... just like the cavs did (says TNT crew) :noway:

Lebron had coach of the yr, MVP, best record in the leage... but then he had no help :noway:

Put DJ Mbenga on Dwight for defensive purposes :lol:

Before its all said and done, Carmelo will personally surpass Lebron mentally, offensively, and if big brother Billups sticks around, then defensively as well :dontknow:

After buckets of white dust in the air, the jordan/kobe comparisons, the puppets, endorsements from Logo and Co., the drooling media, pregame antics, and all the hype, Lebron walked off after game 6 due to embarrassment ("oh crap afterall that, we lost?"). Too much hype, and didn't even make it to the finals. Sore loser. overhyped. lack of humility. Showed off too much. Lost! (uhm... you make the call)