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Once I went pee next to Bill Russel

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Once I went pee next to Bill Russel 

Post#1 » by Hemingway » Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:11 am

I don't know why I've never shared this, but something today reminded me of it. It was a few years back and he was a guest speaker at ECSU and I went to see him. I went to take a leak and who was at the urinal next to me, but the Celtics great.

Out of respect I did not sneak a peak.
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Post#2 » by Fencer reregistered » Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:21 am

Respect or ego-preservation? :D
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Post#3 » by Celtics_Champs » Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:33 am

Hemingway wrote:I don't know why I've never shared this, but something today reminded me of it. It was a few years back and he was a guest speaker at ECSU and I went to see him. I went to take a leak and who was at the urinal next to me, but the Celtics great.

Out of respect I did not sneak a peak.


Out of respect?? wait, so if it was Bill Laimbeer, you would have taken a look?
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Post#4 » by Joekickass2008 » Tue Jun 23, 2009 6:19 am

I would soooooooo have got stage fright!
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Post#5 » by meatball sub » Tue Jun 23, 2009 6:33 am

You should have asked for an autograph.
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Post#6 » by BillessuR6 » Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:37 am

:lol:
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Post#7 » by ParticleMan » Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:48 am

When he was finished did he flip it up over his shoulder?
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Re: Once I went pee next to Bill Russel 

Post#8 » by Prophet_C » Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:27 pm

Did he complain about the urinal being up too high?
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Post#9 » by stiles21 » Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:28 pm

If you got HBO theres a Bill Russel and Jim Brown (i guess their old friends) interview on tonight @10!!
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Post#10 » by ocker » Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:15 pm

Weren't you curious as to where he puts the 11th ring?
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Post#11 » by bruno sundov » Tue Jun 23, 2009 3:07 pm

Prophet_C wrote:Did he complain about the urinal being up too high?


No he said, the water was too cold and deep.
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Post#12 » by BillessuR6 » Tue Jun 23, 2009 3:16 pm

ocker wrote:Weren't you curious as to where he puts the 11th ring?


ROFL! :lol:
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Post#13 » by U2larkin04 » Tue Jun 23, 2009 3:33 pm

Bill Russell pisses excellence..
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Post#14 » by hickfromfrenchlick » Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:42 pm

bruno sundov wrote:
Prophet_C wrote:Did he complain about the urinal being up too high?


No he said, the water was too cold and deep.


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Re: Once I went pee next to Bill Russell 

Post#15 » by cfan79 » Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:00 pm

how embarrassing would it have been if Bill Russell sneaked a peek at your junk and started laughing.
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Re: Once I went pee next to Bill Russel 

Post#16 » by MyInsatiableOne » Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:01 pm

I've heard all those jokes before, but still... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
It's still 17 to 11!!!!
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Post#17 » by cfan79 » Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:09 pm

MyInsatiableOne wrote:I've heard all those jokes before, but still... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:D I love topics like this. People always bring their A game. Now if anyone has any Tommy taking a crap stories please share. "There's a Tommy Point".
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Post#18 » by MyInsatiableOne » Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:49 pm

cfan79 wrote:
MyInsatiableOne wrote:I've heard all those jokes before, but still... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:D I love topics like this. People always bring their A game. Now if anyone has any Tommy taking a crap stories please share. "There's a Tommy Point".



Hehe.....Tommy dropping a heavy deuce and yelling "I....LOVE....FIBER!"
It's still 17 to 11!!!!
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Post#19 » by MaxwellSmart » Tue Jun 23, 2009 6:27 pm

I got gypped...I only got to pee next to Duke Snyder.
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Post#20 » by tombattor » Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:03 pm

MyInsatiableOne wrote:
cfan79 wrote:
MyInsatiableOne wrote:I've heard all those jokes before, but still... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:D I love topics like this. People always bring their A game. Now if anyone has any Tommy taking a crap stories please share. "There's a Tommy Point".



Hehe.....Tommy dropping a heavy deuce and yelling "I....LOVE....FIBER!"

LOL. That's classic!

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