Once I went pee next to Bill Russel

[SonicYouth34]

You should have asked for an autograph.

He probably didn't have any snow on hand

[tombattor]

I got gypped...I only got to pee next to Duke Snyder.

I peed next to Bryan Cox once. Not sure if that's better than Duke Snyder or not...

[Prophet_C]

I got gypped...I only got to pee next to Duke Snyder.

I peed next to Bryan Cox once. Not sure if that's better than Duke Snyder or not...

Did you spit on him? lol

[slump]

I don't know why I've never shared this, but something today reminded me of it. It was a few years back and he was a guest speaker at ECSU and I went to see him. I went to take a leak and who was at the urinal next to me, but the Celtics great.

Out of respect I did not sneak a peak.

Out of respect?? wait, so if it was Bill Laimbeer, you would have taken a look?

He would've done what any good Celtics fan would do, and kicked that **** in his junk.

[bruno sundov]

Did he complain about the urinal being up too high?

No he said, the water was too cold and deep.

"Mr. Russell, your girlfriend's named Wendy, too?"

"No man, it says Welcome to Jamaica, Have a Nice Day."

LOL

I have to move on from this. Very funny.

[MyInsatiableOne]

Once I took a leak next to a guy in drag at a rock concert...that was ****' weird...

[Banks2Pierce]

Yeah right. We know you checked to see if his ballfro was salt and pepper like his hair.

[MyInsatiableOne]