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Post#21 » by rsavaj » Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:07 pm

BurningHeart wrote:
justinb80 wrote:Personally, I haven't found any of his moves too terrible,


.....really?


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Re: I would trust Steve Kerr to... 

Post#22 » by Wormwood74 » Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:13 pm

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Post#23 » by Cash » Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:31 pm

I'd trust him to mow my lawn. I'd offer him $20 for just the back, and he'd quickly accept. Then I'd tell him it's now $15, and he has to do the front and the back. He'd mull it over for a while, but eventually accept. Great deal for me!
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Re: I would trust Steve Kerr to... 

Post#24 » by TASTIC » Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:48 pm

I wouldn't trust Kerr to fix a leaky pipe that's for sure
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Post#25 » by Risensun » Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:33 pm

I would trust Kerr and Sarver to trade Amare, their first born child, and their body for 2 shiny klondike bars.
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Re: I would trust Steve Kerr to... 

Post#26 » by Magilla_Gorilla » Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:47 pm

MaryvalesFinest wrote:-Drafted Earl Clark who very well could be the second best player in the 2009 draft


Sure. Clark and 58 other players.
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Re: I would trust Steve Kerr to... 

Post#27 » by BurningHeart » Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:17 pm

justinb80 wrote:Sorry ... just didn't have a problem with those moves. I guess we'll just have to disagree.


You don't have a problem with the move that single-handedly started the downward spiral of this franchise? You don't have a problem with the move that is completely hindering our future because we don't have our own pick next year?
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Re: I would trust Steve Kerr to... 

Post#28 » by RaisingArizona » Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:25 pm

This thread would be funnier if it was titled " I wouldn't trust Steve Kerr to..."
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Post#29 » by madog » Wed Jul 1, 2009 5:22 am

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justinb80 wrote:Sorry ... just didn't have a problem with those moves. I guess we'll just have to disagree.


You don't have a problem with the move that single-handedly started the downward spiral of this franchise? You don't have a problem with the move that is completely hindering our future because we don't have our own pick next year?


He works for $arver what don't you get....All i remember about this team is that they were really good but never good enough to win it all....blow it up!!!!!!
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Post#30 » by phxfanatbirth » Wed Jul 1, 2009 5:46 am

pick up my dog's poop.
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Re: I would trust Steve Kerr to... 

Post#31 » by rsavaj » Wed Jul 1, 2009 5:47 am

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justinb80 wrote:Sorry ... just didn't have a problem with those moves. I guess we'll just have to disagree.


You don't have a problem with the move that single-handedly started the downward spiral of this franchise? You don't have a problem with the move that is completely hindering our future because we don't have our own pick next year?


He works for $arver what don't you get....All i remember about this team is that they were really good but never good enough to win it all....blow it up!!!!!!


Dude, we got to two WCF back to back w/ injuries, and we were on our way to a 3rd WCF berth but we ran into suspensions. With a few lucky breaks we could have made 3 Finals in a row...
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Re: I would trust Steve Kerr to... 

Post#32 » by madog » Wed Jul 1, 2009 6:44 am

Dude...we didn't win it all...no place but first place..what if what if what if...blame the refs blame stern..whatever dude we didn't win..its over...
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Post#33 » by madog » Wed Jul 1, 2009 6:46 am

phxfanatbirth wrote:pick up my dog's poop.

ok phanie tscherha
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Post#34 » by Rerisen » Wed Jul 1, 2009 6:55 am

Hit a Free Throw line jumper wide open.

But would not trust him to pick a player to hit the same shot.
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Re: I would trust Steve Kerr to... 

Post#35 » by walkingart » Wed Jul 1, 2009 7:31 am

It's been awhile for me but here it is in a nutshell...

"I would trust Steve Kerr to take the blame for all of my financial decisions," exclaimed Robert Sarver in glee at the hiring of his long time friend and lacky.

For examples, see selling of draft picks to sign Marcus Banks (might have worked if Salmons hadn't found God and few million more somewhere else); KT and two firsts for tax relief (I am sure John Wall will love playing with Durant, Harden, and Green).

"I would trust Steve Kerr to do anything and everything I ask in an attempt to appease me into signing a two year $30M extension," devilishly laughed Steve Nash.

See trading of Marion, and Shaq.

"I would trust Steve Kerr to blame me for all the teams errors, all the while ownership would be at fault," proclaimed Mike D on his way to the Big Apple.

Pop Quiz
What would you do?
A) Draft Rudy Fernandez, leave him in Europe for a year
B) Draft Rondo, have him learn under Nash
C) Trade Rights to Fernandez and Rondo, pursue veteran PG/Combo Guard if Free Agency
So, what do you do?

The obvious answer is D) Draft Fernandez, stash him Europe; Draft Rondo, let him ride the pine under Nash; and pursue a veteran PG/Combo Guard in Free Agency. Too bad Sarver didn't give him an option D.

So, that leaves me with my ultimate summary, "I would trust Steve Kerr to cut his own balls off, and hand one to his boss and the other to his aging superstar at his bosses request."

Let's give Kerr a break, he is like a dog who has had his balls cut off but still goes around humping everything he can not knowing that he will never succeed in planting his seed.

Sarver is not Dolan; he isn't Cuban. Then again, last time I checked, the Mavs and Knicks haven't won a title either.

Oh yeah, one more thing, "I would trust Steve Kerr to play out his contract this year, shake his head as he walks back to TNT, and mutter the words 'never again'."

Say hello to your new GM Dave Griffin, here's to hoping he keeps his balls.

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