Undeniably Best Possible Booz Scenario.

QuantumMacgyver · Post #1 » by **QuantumMacgyver** » Thu Jul 2, 2009 5:15 am

Step 1. Boozer is traded to NY and changes his number to 4 8 15 16 23 42.

2. Whilst cleaning out his garage for the move, a ladder falls on Boozer's head.

3. Boozer is paralyzed from the ovaries down.

4. With this being his biggest contract year ever, Boozer, for the first time in his career, insists on playing through the injury.

5. Boozer averages 5 points, 3 rebounds, and a 40% ego boost per game thanks to misunderstanding NY fans "Boos".

6. Boozer leads the Knicks to a record of 1-81. Only win coming against the Jazz because in order for you to be the worst team in the league you have to beat the Jazz at least once a year. Universal Law.

7. Utah Jazz get the number 1 pick in the 2010 draft.

8. Boozer signs with LA for 30 million a year not realizing he signed with the Clippers.

9. Boozer boards plane to LA.

10. Said plane crashes on a magical island with polar bears and black smoke monsters.

11. Boozer convinces Ben to bring a friend to the island.

12. Kobe Bryant mysteriously disappears from his LA home.

That pretty much sums up the Undeniably Best Possible Booz Scenario in 13 steps... oh and also the Jazz draft Optimus Prime with the 2010 number 1 pick.

UTJazzFan_Echo1 · Post #2 » by **UTJazzFan_Echo1** » Thu Jul 2, 2009 5:37 am

...?

Not funny.

QuantumMacgyver · Post #3 » by **QuantumMacgyver** » Thu Jul 2, 2009 5:46 am

Not meant to be.

Post #4 » by **DelaneyRudd** » Thu Jul 2, 2009 6:09 am

What is it meant to be then?

DaveMustaine · Post #5 » by **DaveMustaine** » Thu Jul 2, 2009 6:14 am

No wonder everyone thinks us Jazz fans are lame, that was really stupid.

idajazz · Post #6 » by **idajazz** » Thu Jul 2, 2009 6:21 am

+1 or 13

Post #7 » by **jazzfan1971** » Thu Jul 2, 2009 6:39 am

I thought it was pretty funny. Maybe you have to be a lost fan to appreciate it.

Post #8 » by **DelaneyRudd** » Thu Jul 2, 2009 6:43 am

OK, so it's an inside joke. I don't get why he said it wasn't meant to be a joke then.

edfmx86 · Post #9 » by **edfmx86** » Thu Jul 2, 2009 6:59 am

IBTL, i guess. i sure as hell didnt laugh.

arammell · Post #10 » by **arammell** » Thu Jul 2, 2009 7:21 am

Give the guy a freaking break!!!
DelaneyRudd youre a putz

freakazoid · Post #11 » by **freakazoid** » Thu Jul 2, 2009 9:52 am

QuantumMacgyver wrote:8. Boozer signs with LA for 30 million a year not realizing he signed with the Clippers.

Overall, I give it a meh, but #8 is **** hilarious. :clap:

CAE15 · Post #12 » by **CAE15** » Thu Jul 2, 2009 12:11 pm

Jazz get Bosh for boozer best scenario? Thats about as good as i can come up with. Maybe amare would be more realistic.

rick333 · Post #13 » by **rick333** » Thu Jul 2, 2009 12:55 pm

I thought it was funny. Some of you guys need to take a step back and chill. My hell at least most of us are staring at a 3 day weekend. Those who aren't, sorry for rubbing it in.

seejaydeja · Post #14 » by **seejaydeja** » Thu Jul 2, 2009 2:30 pm

**** you guys, i laughed.

carrottop12 · Post #15 » by **carrottop12** » Thu Jul 2, 2009 3:21 pm

Who is Ben? #11?

Post #16 » by **DelaneyRudd** » Thu Jul 2, 2009 3:38 pm

edfmx86 wrote:IBTL, i guess. i sure as hell didnt laugh.

You realize the forum mod made a post before you saying he thought it was funny, no?

QuantumMacgyver · Post #17 » by **QuantumMacgyver** » Thu Jul 2, 2009 4:29 pm

I said it wasn't meant to be funny because I truly believe, in my heart of hearts, that this could happen. Sure maybe the part about Boozer playing through an injury is a little far fetched and I perhaps should have left that part out. Maybe I can go back in time and stop myself from putting that part in and while I'm at it I can warn Sarah Connor that in the future her son is going to sound just like Batman.

awesomator · Post #18 » by **awesomator** » Thu Jul 2, 2009 5:18 pm

That was awesome... Plus Optimus can straight up ball.

Post #19 » by **StocktonShorts** » Thu Jul 2, 2009 5:21 pm

I doubt Optimus would want to play in Utah. He'd force a trade.

carrottop12 · Post #20 » by **carrottop12** » Thu Jul 2, 2009 6:44 pm

I still want to know who Ben is.