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You guys are stacked... 

Post#1 » by AR3 » Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:28 am

Just played a game with the Wizards on NBA 2K9 (very simulation-like settings) and your guys are gonna score a bunch! Hope everyone stays healthy and good luck next season. Knicks fan here but I just love your clean ass metro!
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Post#2 » by pancakes3 » Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:37 am

stacked like dolly pamela anderson. good on paper but deep inside, we know we're frauds. ibtl.
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Post#3 » by AR3 » Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:38 am

I read you guys are gonna compete for the 4th-5th seed.
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Post#4 » by hands11 » Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:51 am

You perv

Respect us for our minds not just our bodies.
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Post#5 » by Ruzious » Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:59 am

We're spectacular, and we're real.

Eh eh, eyes up here.
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Post#6 » by SumTingWong » Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:24 am

On a similar note and adhering to the age old proverb that a picture is worth a thousand words, here's how Ernie and Honest Abe "blew" the $2.5 mil they got from Houston for the 32nd pick...




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Yeah, at first glance we're stacked alright, just don't look to close while you're hitting it or the butterface, bad skin, halitosis breath and expanding gut may give you pause.

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Post#7 » by closg00 » Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:24 am

Were stacked with guards right now.
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Post#8 » by Optms » Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:35 am

AR3 wrote:Just played a game with the Wizards on NBA 2K9 (very simulation-like settings) and your guys are gonna score a bunch! Hope everyone stays healthy and good luck next season. Knicks fan here but I just love your clean ass metro!


Ha. I wouldn't judge the game play of a video game to reality. But they are stacked I admit. They'll be able to score. But its what happens on the defensive end that will count.
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Post#9 » by Brenice » Tue Jun 30, 2009 12:33 pm

Teams will have problems keeping up the scoring pace, and opposing teams first and second units will have problems getting stops against the wizards. The defense will not be much worse than before, but the offense will be unstoppable. That does not mean that the wizards won't miss shots now. But, on offense with the first unit, who you gonna cheat off of if DeShawn aint starting? Miller/Foye? Or single cover Gil, Caron, and Antawn, Miller/Foye, and Brendan. Pick your poison.

The second unit will pose the same problem for opposing second units, also, the Big 3 will not have to carry the load as much.

Defensively, they will have some problems as usual, but teams will not be able to keep up the offensive pace and pressure from 2 units. Lebron may have to average close to 60.
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Post#10 » by BigA » Tue Jun 30, 2009 12:36 pm

Good news is they may score 120 a game. Bad news is they may have to.
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Post#11 » by LyricalRico » Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:36 pm

Ruzious wrote:We're spectacular, and we're real.


:lol:
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Post#12 » by Soup's Uncle » Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:53 pm

Video game teams always translate into real life results.
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Post#13 » by doclinkin » Tue Jun 30, 2009 2:26 pm

Stacked if everyone is healthy at the same time...

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Post#14 » by mohammed10 » Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:23 pm

Stacked like a bunch of vanilla wafers...not

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Post#15 » by eltacoman » Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:40 pm

where shooting to kill baby lights out
we got soo much fire power we dont need defense just kidin lol

our squad is going to very entertaining to watch

cant wait till the season starts im already hyped up :hoop:
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Post#16 » by JWizmentality » Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:59 pm

SumTingWong wrote:On a similar note and adhering to the age old proverb that a picture is worth a thousand words, here's how Ernie and Honest Abe "blew" the $2.5 mil they got from Houston for the 32nd pick...




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Yeah, at first glance we're stacked alright, just don't look to close while you're hitting it or the butterface, bad skin, halitosis breath and expanding gut may give you pause.

Anybody got a paper bag?


Dude, where you been?
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Post#17 » by stycool24 » Sat Jul 4, 2009 3:10 pm

You guys will be like the Suns from 2 years ago, but just not as good. Since, they had the league's MVP at that time and Amare. Idk, how you can call wizards championship contenders.....This will give them a 1st of 2nd round exit at best. You guys would have been better off, waiting and picking Rubio at the 5th pick, and rebuild the team. I seriously don't understand the Wizard's front office.
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Post#18 » by JWizmentality » Sat Jul 4, 2009 3:12 pm

stycool24 wrote:You guys will be like the Suns from 2 years ago, but just not as good. Since, they had the league's MVP at that time and Amare. Idk, how you can call wizards championship contenders.....This will give them a 1st of 2nd round exit at best. You guys would have been better off, waiting and picking Rubio at the 5th pick, and rebuild the team. I seriously don't understand the Wizard's front office.


You mean that whiny little spanish b!tch. No thanks.
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Post#19 » by closg00 » Sat Jul 4, 2009 3:34 pm

stycool24 wrote:You guys will be like the Suns from 2 years ago, but just not as good. Since, they had the league's MVP at that time and Amare. Idk, how you can call wizards championship contenders.....This will give them a 1st of 2nd round exit at best. You guys would have been better off, waiting and picking Rubio at the 5th pick, and rebuild the team. I seriously don't understand the Wizard's front office.


Yeah, we know :(
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Post#20 » by clubbing_caveman » Sat Jul 4, 2009 3:52 pm

stycool24 wrote:You guys will be like the Suns from 2 years ago, but just not as good. Since, they had the league's MVP at that time and Amare. Idk, how you can call wizards championship contenders.....This will give them a 1st of 2nd round exit at best. You guys would have been better off, waiting and picking Rubio at the 5th pick, and rebuild the team. I seriously don't understand the Wizard's front office.

This assumes that Rubio wanted to come to Washington. Best info we have says that he didnt want to come here. That means we would get nothing for that #5 pick if we drafted him. So, the next thing to do was to try and trade the pick. No other team was going to give us a #5 (rather a lottery pick) in a future draft in exchange for Rubio. So, we had to try and get the best deal we could for that #5. Ended up being Foye+Miller.

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