James Johnson Facts
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James Johnson is sure to get a championship ring ............... by Christmas.
El Turco wrote:Nothing wrong with men shaking their ass while other men in tights jump on top of each other.
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loot wrote:James Johnson is never online, he has already read the internet twice.
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James Johnson is Tony Montana's little friend's big friend.
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James Johnson wishes fewer of these responses were recycled Chuck Norris jokes, but is wise enough to not really give a ****.
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James Johnson can break the speed of sound, with his own voice.
(hey all the ones from today i've made up!)
(hey all the ones from today i've made up!)
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I'm excited to watch both Johnson and Gibson play this year.
Can't wait for the summer league.
Can't wait for the summer league.
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I move that Summer League be renamed, "The James Johnson Experience"
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NoahISmyNinja wrote:I move that Summer League be renamed, "The James Johnson Experience."
I move that David Stern's mouth be renamed "The James Johnson Experience."
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James Johnson is so fat that when he was on a see-saw with Eddy Curry, Eddy stayed in the air.
Wait...
Wait...
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James Johnson is the 8th wonder of the world. Tourists flock to see this Johnson.
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James has a whole line of semi-funny/semi-annoying "Big Johnson" t-shirts, sold in souvenir shops throughout America.
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James Johnson told me through telepathy that this thread will get to 99 pages... or else!
I don't want to know what JJ's interpretation of "or else" means!
I don't want to know what JJ's interpretation of "or else" means!
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Grand.Champ wrote:James Johnson told me through telepathy that this thread will get to 99 pages... or else!
I don't want to know what JJ's interpretation of "or else" means!
That was a fake pdenninggolden telepathy "tweet" to you. She hates it when these joke threads drop off or get locked.
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Phew, I was very nervous for a minute there!
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Johnsons are named after Johnson, because they envy him.
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Despite using different pictures to throw off the scent, the Most Interesting Man of the World, as many have long suspected, is in fact James Johnson.
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The dos equis man lives his life vicariously through james johnson
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James Johnson bites the hand that feeds him. Then he feeds on the hand.
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James Johnson eats undersized shooting guards for breakfast.
El Turco wrote:Nothing wrong with men shaking their ass while other men in tights jump on top of each other.