Your NBA All____ Team

P'Oed · Post #1 » by **P'Oed** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 4:47 pm

So this might be one of the dumbest threads ever put together on Real GM but you know what...I'm okay with that. I'm confident in my ability to deal with people calling me and my ideas idiotic. Hell, if you met me in person I probably wouldn't have to do something like this to make you think I was an a-hole.

And with that disclaimer in place, I'd like to present to you the "NBA All ___ Team" Thread. The (dumb) idea here is to create the best starting 5 you can think of that pertains to a certain category. For example, you might wonder to yourself "Who would be on my NBA All 3-Point Shooting team?" You would then have to think of a PG, SG, SF, PF and C who would combine to create the all-time best 3-point shooting squad. Choose any category you desire my friends.

I'll begin with the NBA All Ugly Team:

At PG: The Extraterrestrial Coach Sam Cassell

At SG: Our favorite Game 4 buzzkill Delonte West

At SF: The Black (And Mutated) Ben Stiller Ronald Jerome Popeye Jones

At PF: Is That A Fetus Growing in Your Head Michael Ruffin?

and at C: The Should've Been Aborted Baby Bull Joakim Noah

Jesus I suck at making threads..... I mean this is just awful. Just terrible.

Sorry in advance

verbal8 · Post #2 » by **verbal8** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:07 pm

All Free Throw bricker team:
PG Rajon Rondo
SG DeShawn Stevenson
SF Josh Smith
PF Kwame Brown
C Dwight Howard

mohammed10 · Post #3 » by **mohammed10** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 8:11 pm

My All "we think we're the 4th best team in the Eastern Conference' Team

C- Brendan Haywood
PF - Antawn Jamison
SF - Caron Butler
SG - Mike Miller (Randy Foye or whoever)
PF - Gilbert Arenas (before he tears up his knee on the blacktop of Berry Farms, then insert Randy Foye)

GM - Ernie 'Make no real off-season move' Grunfeld

:roll:

P'Oed · Post #4 » by **P'Oed** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 8:45 pm

mohammed10 wrote:My All "we think we're the 4th best team in the Eastern Conference' Team

C- Brendan Haywood
PF - Antawn Jamison
SF - Caron Butler
SG - Mike Miller (Randy Foye or whoever)
PF - Gilbert Arenas (before he tears up his knee on the blacktop of Berry Farms, then insert Randy Foye)

GM - Ernie 'Make no real off-season move' Grunfeld

HIYOOOOOOOOOOOO

mohammed10 · Post #5 » by **mohammed10** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 8:52 pm

P'Oed wrote:
HIYOOOOOOOOOOOO

Thank you. I'm here all week.

Try the veal...

20MexicanosIn1Van · Post #6 » by **20MexicanosIn1Van** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:37 pm

An idea: how about a poster says a starting five and the other posters try and guess what All-Team the original poster is thinking of.

JWizmentality · Post #7 » by **JWizmentality** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:01 am

20MexicanosIn1Van wrote:An idea: how about a poster says a starting five and the other posters try and guess what All-Team the original poster is thinking of.

Good Idea, I'll start

C- Pau Gasol
PF - Varejao
SF - Kirlenko
SG - Manu
PG - Chris Paul

Just missed the cut: Robert Horry, Baron Davis, Ben Wallace.

mohammed10 · Post #8 » by **mohammed10** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:23 am

JWizmentality wrote:
Good Idea, I'll start

C- Ben Wallace
PF - Varejao
SF - Kirlenko
SG - Manu
PG - Chris Paul

I was going to guess all-Defense, but no Kobe. Hmmm....

P'Oed · Post #9 » by **P'Oed** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:27 am

20MexicanosIn1Van wrote:An idea: how about a poster says a starting five and the other posters try and guess what All-Team the original poster is thinking of.

an excellent idea. You made my stupid idea into a somewhat fun one. Mazel tov!

JWizmentality · Post #10 » by **JWizmentality** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:44 am

mohammed10 wrote:
JWizmentality wrote:
Good Idea, I'll start

C- Ben Wallace
PF - Varejao
SF - Kirlenko
SG - Manu
PG - Chris Paul

I was going to guess all-Defense, but no Kobe. Hmmm....

Hint 1
Hint 2
Hint 3

verbal8 · Post #11 » by **verbal8** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 1:27 am

PG Baron Davis
SG Louis Williams
SF Ron Artest
PF Ryan Gomes
C Spencer Hawes

Wizards2Lottery · Post #12 » by **Wizards2Lottery** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 1:33 am

verbal8 wrote:PG Baron Davis
SG Louis Williams
SF Ron Artest
PF Ryan Gomes
C Spencer Hawes

No idea.

PG: Kevin Ollie
SG: Jarvis Hayes
SF: Antawn Jamison
PF: Darius Songaila
C: Etan Thomas

JWizmentality · Post #13 » by **JWizmentality** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 1:37 am

Gilbert0Arenas wrote:
verbal8 wrote:PG Baron Davis
SG Louis Williams
SF Ron Artest
PF Ryan Gomes
C Spencer Hawes

No idea.

PG: Kevin Ollie
SG: Jarvis Hayes
SF: Antawn Jamison
PF: Darius Songaila
C: Etan Thomas

Too easy. The All Energy Team aka The Fast Eddie Allstars.

JWizmentality · Post #14 » by **JWizmentality** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 1:45 am

verbal8 wrote:PG Baron Davis
SG Louis Williams
SF Ron Artest
PF Ryan Gomes
C Spencer Hawes

????

Chocolate City Jordanaire · Post #15 » by **Chocolate City Jordanaire** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:22 am

JWizmentality wrote:
20MexicanosIn1Van wrote:An idea: how about a poster says a starting five and the other posters try and guess what All-Team the original poster is thinking of.

Good Idea, I'll start

C- Pau Gasol
PF - Varejao
SF - Kirlenko
SG - Manu
PG - Chris Paul

Just missed the cut: Robert Horry, Baron Davis, Ben Wallace.

When I think Varejao, I think: Flopper.

Gasol's a good flopper. Manu's a great flopper. Kirilenko's no longer all-defensive team, but he can flop with the best of them. Horry's a great flopper. CP3, B Diddy, and Big Ben don't necessarily fit, but I'll go with All Flopper Team.

EDITED TO ADD: I didn't need use the hints prior to that post. Now I'm sure that's what it is having seen just Hint 1.

P'Oed · Post #16 » by **P'Oed** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:26 am

JWizmentality wrote:
verbal8 wrote:PG Baron Davis
SG Louis Williams
SF Ron Artest
PF Ryan Gomes
C Spencer Hawes

????

No freakin' clue... An easy one for ya:

PG Baron Davis
SG Vince Carter
SF Dominique Wilkins
PF Daryl Dawkins
C Dwight Howard

Chocolate City Jordanaire · Post #17 » by **Chocolate City Jordanaire** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:27 am

Gilbert0Arenas wrote:
verbal8 wrote:PG Baron Davis
SG Louis Williams
SF Ron Artest
PF Ryan Gomes
C Spencer Hawes

No idea.

PG: Kevin Ollie
SG: Jarvis Hayes
SF: Antawn Jamison
PF: Darius Songaila
C: Etan Thomas

All Eddie Jordan Favorites Team?

Chocolate City Jordanaire · Post #18 » by **Chocolate City Jordanaire** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:28 am

P'Oed wrote:
JWizmentality wrote:
verbal8 wrote:PG Baron Davis
SG Louis Williams
SF Ron Artest
PF Ryan Gomes
C Spencer Hawes

????

No freakin' clue... An easy one for ya:

PG Baron Davis
SG Vince Carter
SF Dominique Wilkins
PF Daryl Dawkins
C Dwight Howard

That's gotta be an All Monster Dunkers Team, P'Oed.

Chocolate City Jordanaire · Post #19 » by **Chocolate City Jordanaire** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:30 am

verbal8 wrote:PG Baron Davis
SG Louis Williams
SF Ron Artest
PF Ryan Gomes
C Spencer Hawes

Don't know but every one of these guys likes to pound the ball and jack bad shots.

yungal07 · Post #20 » by **yungal07** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:31 am

Gilbert0Arenas wrote:
verbal8 wrote:PG Baron Davis
SG Louis Williams
SF Ron Artest
PF Ryan Gomes
C Spencer Hawes

No idea.

PG: Kevin Ollie
SG: Jarvis Hayes
SF: Antawn Jamison
PF: Darius Songaila
C: Etan Thomas

Clue?