Dicky Jefferson, quality human-being

[thruthefire]

DNP.

[fatlever]

http://basketball.realgm.com/src_wireta ... n_wedding/

"I'm not gay," Jefferson said.

[fatlever]

reporter: is it true that you have an alternative lifestyle?
jefferson: i'm not gay
reporter: is it true that you asked the nets to change the uniforms to black leather?
jefferson: i'm not gay
reporter: is it true that you named your dog "tennis helmet"?
jefferson: i'm not gay
reporter: is it true true that you cried when you saw the movie titanic?
jefferson: i'm not gay
reporter: is it true that you vomitted on the back of a stripper while getting a lap dance at your very own bachelor party?
jefferson: i was drunk. i'm not gay

[BigSlam]

Oh man, I'm about to have a field day with this!!:

Translations below:

http://www.nypost.com/seven/07162009/ne ... 179569.htm

Richard Jefferson spoke candidly with the New York Post after the newspaper reported that he broke off his scheduled wedding.

By candidly it means I spoke flamboyantly with lots and lots of hand gestures, head tilts and biting of the end of my "widdle" finger.

Jefferson informed his fiance, Kesha Ni'Cole Nichols, of his decision via email

Well I couldn't tell her to her face silly. Her mascarra woudl have run. My mascarra would have run.....

"There was a lot of stress and tension in the relationship. We've been through a lot -- but we just couldn't continue," said Jefferson, sounding upset during a telephone interview.

We've been through a lot? More like, there was lot of stress and tension in the relationship because I've been through a lot of guys.

"I'm not trying to buy her off," said Jefferson of the six-figure settlement he gave her. "She has a lump sum to help her move on."

And to help her not tell anyone about my alternate lifestyle.

He added, "I've made my mistakes in this relationship, 100 percent."

The biggest mistake that I made was that she is not a he.

But at the end of the day, there were some people who were responsible for the demise of it

And his name is Pablo - a spunky little Mexican I met when I was "down south" who mixes a mean Pimms and can tango you right out of your Spurs uni.

He insisted a rumor he's gay had nothing to do with the breakup.

The FACT that I am gay has EVERYTHING to do with it though.

"I'm not gay," Jefferson said. "That couldn't be any further from the truth. I have nothing to hide."

I am gay. You've hit the bullseye. I have everything to hide.

[BobCatsFoLife]

LMAO!!!! This is the funniest post I have ever read!!
Cha-mon.....

[fatlever]

I nominate this entire thread for the HOF.

[Walt Cronkite]

Great analysis, Slam!

[fatlever]

http://basketball.realgm.com/src_wireta ... three_way/

i'm pretty sure dicky wants in on this as well.

[BigSlam]

http://basketball.realgm.com/src_wiretap_archives/60608/20090716/blazers_still_working_on_getting_prince_in_three_way/

i'm pretty sure dicky wants in on this as well.

[SCBobcat]

Dicky's screen name: 8=====D

[doc.end]

How that rumour about Dicmy being a gay started? I guess I missed something. Luckily.

[fatlever]

funny links
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=45642 - this is from 2007
http://withleather.uproxx.com/2007/01/r ... ers-chicks
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 330AAKYmj0 - this says jason kidds wife is to blame for the rumors.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 922AAoKr3H - this says a friend started the rumors... also says there were long standing rumors that one ofthe nets was gay.

so who knows where the rumors came from...

[BigSlam]

How that rumour about Dicmy being a gay started? I guess I missed something. Luckily.

To be honest I couldn't give a toss what his sexual preference is and have nothing against homosexuals of any kind at all - each to their own.

I just don't like him.

[e4Nf6]

It's an interesting question....

To me, it's definitely out of bounds to make fun of someone for being gay, but what about making fun of someone that denies being gay? (for the denial)

It's a fine line....

Whatever....let's get this thread back on track.

[BigSlam]

http://www.realgm.com/src_wiretap_archi ... apartment/

Last month Richard Jefferson called off his wedding via e-mail and now sources claim that he banned his former fiancee from their shared apartment.

Jefferson told doormen that she wasn't even allowed to enter the building to retrieve her belongings, according to the New York Post.

ONLY BECAUSE HE AND PABLO WERE INSIDE GETTING THEIR F-R-E-A-K ON!!!

[spectre_]

OMG I missed this entire thread! I was at the beach that week with no access and this one totally slipped by!

I feel like I've lost something huge.

Pot shots it is then!!

Like it's ever NOT time for pot shots when Dick Head's the subject!

ONLY BECAUSE HE AND PABLO WERE INSIDE GETTING THEIR F-R-E-A-K ON!!!

Figure he doesn't want any pics of him dressed up in drag leaking out I guess. You just know he has to be the "sweet" one.

[thruthefire]

I don't think Dexmor's seen this thread. Probably best that he doesn't.