Kerrsed wrote:
http://amare.upsidecard.com/
Really? I mean really? You make so much money that you are offering a credit card? Really? C'mon really?
Your so egotistical that you put that picture of your self on the card?? Really?? I mean really?? Really?? Dont you think you should have given one of these cards to your half brother before he resorted to robbery???? Really?? Really? Will my defense be below expectations using this card?? Really?? I mean really?? You put "Each one Teach one" on the card, yet that organization is about building wells in Africa and helping impoverished children in Sierra Leone, so are they using your cards in Africa to teach the children in the bush about financial responsibilities and high yield interest rates??? Really??? REALLY????
REALLY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?(SNL Announcers voice)
THIS CONCLUDES 
REALLY ARIZONA STATE??!?!?!?!?!?
Seth Meyers: Arizona State University this week decided not to give an honorary degree to President Barack Obama, who gave the comencement address at their graduation ceremony, claiming that he hasn't accomplished enough. That brings us to a segment we like to call, "Really!?! with Seth & Amy."
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Seth Meyers: Really, Arizona State? You didn't want to give an honorary degree to President Barack Obama? You do realize half the people you gave regular degrees to were wearing flip flops and hiding flasks? Don't get me wrong, you're a fine school. Princeton Review ranks you number 17 - as a party school. As in "school" school you're 121st. That bums you out, may I suggest you go party?
Amy Poehler: Really? And really, Arizona State, you might be over-valuing the worth of your degrees. Your acceptance rate is 95 per cent. Your slightly more selective than the Burger King Kids' Club.
Seth Meyers: Really?
Amy Poehler: I mean, really! Were you worried that giving the degree to someone as underqualified as President Obama would tarnish the noble image of Sparky the Sun Devil? [show image of Arizona State's mascot]
Seth Meyers: And really, how are you not impressed enough with his accomplishments? Who are you, the Great Santini? What other accomplishments are you waiting for? Not only is he the first black President, he's the first guy in history to get accepted by Harvard and get rejected by a safety school. I mean, really?
Amy Poehler: Really!? He could live to be 200, and the first entry on his Wikipedia page will still be, "first black President." Really! Here's- here's how I think the Board of Regents meeting went. Dean Skeeter was all like, "he's only 47," and then Dean Scootch was all like, "it's only been a hundred days," and then Dean Skeeter goes, "47 only goes in a hundred like four times," and then the pizza came and the meeting was over.
Seth Meyers: And really - Arizona State, you've made a dangerous gamble, because when the talks between the U.S. and Iran break down because Ahmadinejad said, "if you're so smart, where's your honorary degree from Arizona State?" - that's on you! Really!
Amy Poehler: That's blood on you hands! Really! And you know, Seth, on a different note congratulations to Notre Dame who will be giving an honorary degree to the President despite pro-life protestors. Cause, you see, Notre Dame understands that honorary degrees carry all the gravitas of a #1 Dad coffee mug. Really?
Seth Meyers: And lastly, Arizona State, you should be happy you got President Obama to speak at your graduation. You know who spoke on my graduation? Tootie from "Facts of Life." Really! She spoke for twelve minutes and said "Facts of Life" fifty times.
Amy Poehler: And you know who spoke at mine? Natalie from "The Facts of Life", and she never even mentioned the show!
Seth Meyers: Really?
Amy Poehler: Really? Really?!
[show segment logo and theme]
Announcer: This has been "Really!?! with Seth and Amy."
